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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:09 pm

I was just intentionally quoting him out of context and trying to make a funny at AO's expense. I enjoy giving him the business. He knows that and doesn't bother to respond but I keep at it anyway.

Good post though.
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Postby james » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:16 pm

on a completely unrelated note, does anyone know the age of consent in shimane? ;)

i asked my wife and she said it was 35, but i think she might be trying to pull a fast one on me. :D
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:31 pm

If that's your wife's answer, she's pretty cool.
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Maybe somebody needs to tell the dickhead who started

Postby rooboy » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:46 pm

this thread that it's the wrong forum. If you really are Japanese (and not a gaijin troll who's doing a good act of copying the sad aspects of some Japanese) and wanta mix it with the gaijin, learn to read, wanker.

This is for advice. Not your pathetic crap. Come on over to a thread I'll start on why gaijin home countries are magnets for Japanese losers and dregs, as well as some who want to be irresponsible and spread AIDS by not adopting the safe sex practices of non Japanese responsible gay and bi men.
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Postby eighty5er » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:51 pm

rooboy wrote:gaijin home countries are magnets for Japanese



Oh yeah that's why The Netherlands is CRAWLING with Japanese. The only Japanese I've met here where backpacking students. Maybe there's many Japanese people living in your country but there are hardly any living her afaik.

So I think you're exaggerating a little there dude. :|

PS. I don't think there's anything wrong with that site other than that I don't get why they start a website about gaijin nampa anyway. Being a gaijin, sleeping with lots of Japanese girls is not exactly challenging or worth bragging about. Plus it's just sad.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:14 pm

eighty5er wrote:Being a gaijin, sleeping with lots of Japanese girls is not exactly challenging or worth bragging about. Plus it's just sad.


Are you recommending Japanese boys instead?
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Postby eighty5er » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:39 pm

Now there's a challenge! :D
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:52 pm

eighty5er wrote:Oh yeah that's why The Netherlands is CRAWLING with Japanese. The only Japanese I've met here where backpacking students. Maybe there's many Japanese people living in your country but there are hardly any living her afaik.

So I think you're exaggerating a little there dude. :|

PS. I don't think there's anything wrong with that site other than that I don't get why they start a website about gaijin nampa anyway. Being a gaijin, sleeping with lots of Japanese girls is not exactly challenging or worth bragging about. Plus it's just sad.
Try going to Amstelveen/Amsterdam-Buitenveldert, it's crawling with Japanese and their families there, who work for the J-companies on and around Schiphol. They got J-bookshops, J-schools, Meidi-ya, etc.

Trying to meet up with the girls is pretty useless though... most of them move here as a family and leave as a family when dad's contract is up. And most of the single J-chicks actually interested in the locals are damaged goods the second they get off the plane... sad really.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:28 am

damaged goods


What does that mean?
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:41 am

AssKissinger wrote:What does that mean?
Hurt, bent, broken, etc.. by a previous relationship, usually their first one with a white knight foreigner where they really got their hopes up and got dumped so hard their ass is still sore.

Metaphorically, they're like the cute 5-year old cats you find at asylums. Acts normal and is a really really sweet kitten, but for some reason she sticks her claws in your face and runs like hell to hide under the couch the second you pick up a spoon to eat a bowl of soup. Not when you use a fork, knife or hashi, only when you use a frickin' spoon. And you have no clue why.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:44 am

Tsuru wrote:Hurt, bent, broken, etc.. by a previous relationship, usually their first one with a white knight foreigner where they really got their hopes up and got dumped so hard their ass is still sore.

Metaphorically, they're like the cute 5-year old cats you find at asylums. Acts normal and is a really really sweet kitten, but for some reason she sticks her claws in your face and runs like hell to hide under the couch the second you pick up a spoon to eat a bowl of soup. Not when you use a fork, knife or hashi, only when you use a frickin' spoon. And you have no clue why.


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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:21 am

kamome wrote:I don't have the stats in front of me, but isn't the age of consent in Japan lower than 17?

ZAKZAK (Japanese) reports that an 18 year old boy has been arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl he met through a deaikei site. His problem appears to be that he agreed to pay her 10,000 yen and so it constituted prostitution with a minor.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:35 am

kamome wrote:I don't have the stats in front of me, but isn't the age of consent in Japan lower than 17?
The age of consent used to be 13 but in the mid 1990s almost every city and prefecture moved it up to 17 or 18. There are few places in the countryside that it still is age 13 (Wakayama, for example).
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:44 am

Taro Toporific wrote:The age of consent used to be 13 but in the mid 1990s almost every city and prefecture moved it up to 17 or 18. There are few places in the countryside that it still is age 13 (Wakayama, for example).


My encounter was in 1993 so the 16 year old would have been legal OFF BASE provided the base authorities never got wind of it. (I was 19 at the time).
But morally, I couldn't bring myself to do it.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:01 pm

American Oyaji wrote:My encounter was in 1993 so the 16 year old would have been legal OFF BASE provided the base authorities never got wind of it. (I was 19 at the time).
But morally, I couldn't bring myself to do it.


Such a problem AO. Why didn't you call me? Having no morals, values and being basically dishonest, I would have been happy to come over and take that difficult situation off your hands.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:01 pm

American Oyaji wrote:My encounter was in 1993 so the 16 year old would have been legal OFF BASE provided the base authorities never got wind of it. (I was 19 at the time).
But morally, I couldn't bring myself to do it.


At the time you had no problem banging chicks you picked up in bars. So what was the moral issue with a 19 year old fucking a 16 year old?
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:13 pm

SJ, I'll leave you to puzzle it out or have someone else explain it to you.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:37 pm

Tsuru wrote:And most of the single J-chicks actually interested in the locals are damaged goods the second they get off the plane... sad really.

I guarantee that your current private geisha had been doing Enjo kosai with many dirty lolita J-oyaji salarymen in her junior and senior high school days.
But she hide this from you.
Pitiful you dont notice this yet.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:41 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:I guarantee that your current private geisha had been doing Enjo kosai with many dirty lolita J-oyaji salarymen in her junior and senior high school days.
But she hide this against you.
Do you jerk off to that fantasy everynight before you go to sleep or something? ;)

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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:47 pm

[quote="Tsuru"]Do you jerk off to that fantasy everynight before you go to sleep or something? ]
Anyway confirm to her about it.
She must expose disturbance.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:54 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Anyway confirm to her about it.
She must expose disturbance.
Where do you think she is from?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:41 am

American Oyaji wrote:SJ, I'll leave you to puzzle it out or have someone else explain it to you.


Don't give me your smug bullshit answer.

I understand why you would be against it now. However, at the time, you were down with picking up hos at bars and banging them. I don't know why at 19 you would feel weird fucking a 16 year old (if you were 25 at the time I could understand). From what I remember when I was in high school, it was pretty normal for girls that were 16 to date guys that were 18 or 19.
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Postby 6810 » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:53 am

Takechanpoo wrote:This dudes' are drunknanpa and other.
They make Japanese school girls(needless to say under 17old)drunken to rape them.
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drunknanpa seems to be American and graduated from Japanese university and graduate school.
This dude's website already shut down.
http://www.drunknanpa.com/
Some Japanese websites indicted this fuckin gaijin.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/drunknanpa/
http://blog.livedoor.jp/tonchamon/archives/51190474.html
They should be arrested.


Take, ever seen any Japanese "rape" porn which is apparently "staged" in which they get drugged/drunk school girls and rape them on camera, available at your local video store - 100% all Japanese produced?

How about the 100% PURE japanese produced kiddy porn comics available, usually with DVDs or CD-roms attached on the cover. Produced by fuckwit otaku yourself, hiding behind a wall of 2channellers, crawling out of black vans to buy onigiri, only after making sure no one is watching, remembering to blaim zainichi koreans, chinese, brazilians etc for all the problems in Japan.

The problems in Japan are to do with fuckwit, feather weight, gutless pieces of internet trash such as yourself.

First to point the finger, first to lay the blame - just as long as it's always outsiders and not "us", huh?

Well, put on your jackboots and your cute uniform, make sure you look uniform, climb on that big black bus, fire up the loudspeakers and make sure everyone is pure Japanese.

Inbreed as best as you can with your cousins to keep the race pure and remember - if there is a problem - point the finger at the non-inbred, temporary immigrants.

Wait a minute, but aren't the Yakuza and Uyoku controlled by the Zainichi too?

Wait. With this level of conspiracy there can only be two valid conclusions.

Take you are either:

1. A pothead.

2. An American of the worst sort (cos there are lots of good ones out there)...
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:15 pm

Unfortunately I dont read long sentence written in slung.
If you want to make me understand, use systematic English without using slung.
But I hoestly thank for your sincere advice.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:49 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Unfortunately I dont read long sentence written in slung.
If you want to make me understand, use systematic English without using slung.
But I hoestly thank for your sincere advice.
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Allow me to translate:
While it may be difficult to do, please try not to be an idiot.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:59 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Unfortunately I dont read long sentence written in slung.

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Hmmm, slang, slung. Makes sense to me!
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Postby Hawaiibadboy » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:29 pm

Hey O.P.

Go take a pill or something.

Your country is 1 of only 2 (russia) that has not banned the possession of kiddie porn. Possession o.k. sales no. (I wonder how they feel that chain of possession works anyway??)

The U.S. just sent someone last month to pressure Japan to sign on.

This country is a kiddie porn haven.
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Postby devicenull » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:38 am

who is this take, and why does he make me laugh so much?
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Postby Iraira » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:58 am

devicenull wrote:who is this take, and why does he make me laugh so much?


Answer to question #1. Someone with much free time.
Answer to question #2. He has much free time.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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