Bigger, Longer, Uncut

[Coligny]

This has got to be one of the more bizarre threads I've come across in my time on FG....

Having said that, there's something strange about this whole phenomenon. Considering being gay is the old vegetarian/vegan in that you have to shout it out to everyone whether they care or not, why is it that they never tell you what happens to the foreskin after you've shoved it up a shitter? Does the hoodie just get filled with feces or what?

A lot of straight guys like the Hershey highway too.

Besides, a lot of gay couples seldom if ever engage in anal sex.

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[GomiGirl]

Actually, this is true.

[Samurai_Jerk]

This has got to be one of the more bizarre threads I've come across in my time on FG....

Having said that, there's something strange about this whole phenomenon. Considering being gay is the old vegetarian/vegan in that you have to shout it out to everyone whether they care or not, why is it that they never tell you what happens to the foreskin after you've shoved it up a shitter? Does the hoodie just get filled with feces or what?

A lot of straight guys like the Hershey highway too.

Besides, a lot of gay couples seldom if ever engage in anal sex.

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'Tis true.

[gaijinpunch]

You never push it back... it will gradually open naturally through erections (no joke). He'll start popping wood in his sleep pretty early, if he's anything like my little bundle of joy. He just turned 6, and is still going strong.

[wagyl]

This has got to be one of the more bizarre threads I've come across in my time on FG....

That's something

I look upon this more as a vote of confidence. Some people seem to be of the opinion that this is a cyberstalking hate site. Others feel that they can hear honest and forthright opinions on a wide range of matters.

SDH, you need to get more comfortable with your tackle. I believe I have told you this before.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

SDH, you need to get more comfortable with your tackle. I believe I have told you this before.

I thought you were talking about football....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

A lot of straight guys like the Hershey highway too.

I know that...Shit, I grew up Catholic. How else do you think we maintained virginity?
I didn't mean to have a shot at gays. I just thought it strange that it seems to be the trend in the Anglosphere to boast loudly and proudly of being homosexual. I couldn't give a fuck. It's none of my business what anyone is, but people insist on telling me, the same way that vegans/vegetarians almost invariably inform me of their eating preferences and cultist doorknockers will try and stuff their religious beliefs down my throat. I figure if they want to tell me about their sexuality, it's open season on asking them for enlightenment about something I don't know. I'm cut, so I don't know what happens after you fuck someone with an intact foreskin. I'm sorry; I behave this way myself, frequently telling people about my mental illness within minutes of meeting, but that's mainly because I don't know when my psychoses will take over. I don't know how to react when someone suddenly blurts out "I'm gay."
My "bizarre" comment came more because I associate FG with more specifically Japan-related topics as opposed to threads with universal appeal, such as this one. Any association between my "bizarre" and queer, strange, fruity, fairy tales, or the like, is entirely coincidental. If I caused any offense, I humbly and unreservedly apologize.

Besides, a lot of gay couples seldom if ever engage in anal sex.

I've heard it can be a right pain in the arse...

[matsuki]

Interesting you brought up the whole gay thing. I was having a conversation with a gay buddy of mine and he was saying that if he ever had a son then he would insist on being cut and shut. He claims his motivation was due to the (very very minimal) risk of penile cancer that is slightly higher in uncut men.

Personally, I thought his motivation was for cosmetic reasons but he just didn't want to admit it.

I dunno about cancer being the motivating factor but looks aside, every time I see a dirty pair of lemur panties with crusty smegma, I thank the gods I only have to worry about sweaty balls.

[GomiGirl]

SDH, you need to get more comfortable with your tackle. I believe I have told you this before.

I thought you were talking about football....

Nah - fishing tackle mate. When you go trawling you need a good strong pole.

[GomiGirl]

Interesting you brought up the whole gay thing. I was having a conversation with a gay buddy of mine and he was saying that if he ever had a son then he would insist on being cut and shut. He claims his motivation was due to the (very very minimal) risk of penile cancer that is slightly higher in uncut men.

Personally, I thought his motivation was for cosmetic reasons but he just didn't want to admit it.

I dunno about cancer being the motivating factor but looks aside, every time I see a dirty pair of lemur panties with crusty smegma, I thank the gods I only have to worry about sweaty balls.

eeewww - how many chicks have you seen who don't know how to clean their vag?

But make sure you are not confusing poor hygiene with signs of fertility - ie CM flow when she is about to ovulate - this is not smegma.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Nah - fishing tackle mate. When you go trawling you need a good strong pole.

Like Lech Walesa?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Interesting you brought up the whole gay thing. I was having a conversation with a gay buddy of mine and he was saying that if he ever had a son then he would insist on being cut and shut. He claims his motivation was due to the (very very minimal) risk of penile cancer that is slightly higher in uncut men.

Personally, I thought his motivation was for cosmetic reasons but he just didn't want to admit it.

I dunno about cancer being the motivating factor but looks aside, every time I see a dirty pair of lemur panties with crusty smegma, I thank the gods I only have to worry about sweaty balls.

How often do you see a chick's dirty panties encrusted with another dude's smegma?

[matsuki]

Hahaha, sorry, I just had to. I don't really associate it with poor hygiene though. (unless it's what SJ just said...and being Japan, I don't want to know the answer) Just saying that smegma is one less problem to deal with if you're cut.

[wagyl]

Nah - fishing tackle mate. When you go trawling you need a good strong pole.

Like Lech Walesa?

Mate, it that is the sort of thing that floats your boat, go for it. He managed to get a large number of workers up and ready, so he must have something.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

He managed to get a large number of workers up and ready, so he must have something.

As an electrician, he'd probably know how to put a bit of spark into a relationship, too...

[yeahbaby]

Many women's public toilets have mini urinals for small boys to use - definitely most train stations and department stores have this. Usually in the public washbasin area, but still it makes life easier than trying to get them up on a seat or over the seat to pee.

you mean...

those are NOT for washing your hands?

[Coligny]

Actually, this is true.

it's the structural logic of the argumentation that rips me a new one:

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a lot of straight take it up the pooper TOO
but gay DON'T DO MUCH le buttseks

so... that means straight don't buttfuck either or, le what ?

[Coligny]

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I can sympathize to an extent but I wouldn't make an issue out of it. I was cut and don't feel any kind of animosity toward my parents for making the decision for me. As you said, it was the norm back then...and a SJ pointed out, one's preference is likely highly influenced by what's normal in one's country.

If you live in a society where chopping of part of your body for no good reason aside from old wives bullshit is 'the norm'. Maybe you should consider switching sides of the Iron curtain...

don't get me started on antibiotics, flue vaccine or cesarian...

[gaijinpunch]

Well this thread certainly has gone to hell.

[Samurai_Jerk]

If you live in a society where chopping of part of your body for no good reason aside from old wives bullshit is 'the norm'. Maybe you should consider switching sides of the Iron curtain...

don't get me started on antibiotics, flue vaccine or cesarian...

After reading that bullshit I couldn't believe your wife was a doctor but then I remembered she was a Japanese doctor.

[wuchan]

If you live in a society where chopping of part of your body for no good reason aside from old wives bullshit is 'the norm'. Maybe you should consider switching sides of the Iron curtain...

don't get me started on antibiotics, flue vaccine or cesarian...

After reading that bullshit I couldn't believe your wife was a doctor but then I remembered she was a Japanese doctor.

[Coligny]

If you live in a society where chopping of part of your body for no good reason aside from old wives bullshit is 'the norm'. Maybe you should consider switching sides of the Iron curtain...

don't get me started on antibiotics, flue vaccine or cesarian...

After reading that bullshit I couldn't believe your wife was a doctor but then I remembered she was a Japanese doctor.

yea, it's not because you don't manage to see the problems in a situation without having it spelled out for you with short words and pretty graphics that they don't exist...


overuse of antibiotics at every common cold case was such a marvellous idea...

or a vaccine that protect you from last year strains of a virus that mutate faster than a japanese prime minister can resign, but is a huge hit with pharmacy companies (http://goo.gl/ao9xg)...

or cesarian, a practice that have more billing than health reason in most case these days...

but hey, your good at playing the angry at the planet rebel shithead... so, it's ok... I'm pretty sure that gives you a lot of discount with the 100¥ a beej hookers...


(also, I dun't see much how me bitch work come in play into this, even if I do read some of what's behind)

[Samurai_Jerk]

Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Penis In Indonesia

An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his "small penis" would affect his prospects for the future, a police spokesman said Thursday.

The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.

"She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis," Rikwanto said.

"She drowned her son in a bathtub filled with water. She then dressed him and laid him on a bed. After that, she went to a nearby police office to report her crime."

[Coligny]

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[Russell]

So, were all those nazis circumcised?!?

[yanpa]

There's only circumstantial evidence of that.

[Coligny]

You'll need to ask mah grand'ma for this, but the bitch is dead... and they had to burn the corpse to prevent it from coming back and do even more damages... (but at least they got enough energy from it to close a nukaplant for the week)

[Samurai_Jerk]

So, were all those nazis circumcised?!?

Of course not. Didn't you see "Europa Europa"?

[yanpa]

So, were all those nazis circumcised?!?

Of course not. Didn't you see "Europa Europa"?

Thanks, I was just trying and failing to remember what that film was called.

[matsuki]

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Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Penis In Indonesia

An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his "small penis" would affect his prospects for the future, a police spokesman said Thursday.

The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.

"She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis," Rikwanto said.

"She drowned her son in a bathtub filled with water. She then dressed him and laid him on a bed. After that, she went to a nearby police office to report her crime."

Cambodian friend of mine has tig ol bitties, older sister the same...then her mother decided it was trouble to have big boobahs after she had the third girl and "pinched her lil sister nipples daily." The lil sister is rockin' a-cups