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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon May 20, 2013 2:47 am

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yanpa wrote:Well this sucks. Canada, or at least Ottawa, appears to be one of those places with a restrictive attitude as to when and where alcohol is solved. One cannot evidently just pop out to the nearest convenience store. :cry:



Ain't сука got no recipe for antifreeze based moonshine ?


yes, but then i'd have to kill you.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 5:58 am

Right, emergency stock of beer laid in.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 7:05 am

chokonen888 wrote:Ottawa can't be a happy place to be right now. The senators are being destroyed:eek:

Well the PM's Chief of Staff has already resigned. In fact, the very existence of the Senate is being questioned.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon May 20, 2013 7:15 am

yanpa wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:Ottawa can't be a happy place to be right now. The senators are being destroyed:eek:

Well the PM's Chief of Staff has already resigned. In fact, the very existence of the Senate is being questioned.


Bring back Margaret Trudeau (the 1970s version!!!)
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Coligny » Mon May 20, 2013 8:41 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:
Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:Well this sucks. Canada, or at least Ottawa, appears to be one of those places with a restrictive attitude as to when and where alcohol is solved. One cannot evidently just pop out to the nearest convenience store. :cry:



Ain't сука got no recipe for antifreeze based moonshine ?


yes, but then i'd have to kill you.




DEAL... SO TOTALLY DEAL...



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moar...
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby matsuki » Mon May 20, 2013 11:27 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
yanpa wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:Ottawa can't be a happy place to be right now. The senators are being destroyed:eek:

Well the PM's Chief of Staff has already resigned. In fact, the very existence of the Senate is being questioned.


Bring back Margaret Trudeau (the 1970s version!!!)


Ehh...I meant...

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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 12:19 pm

"Sponsored by the Dental Implant Association of Canada"?

Looks like some dudes with sticks are beating each other up live on TV now, I'll keep an eye out for blood and flying teeth :twisted:
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby matsuki » Mon May 20, 2013 1:03 pm

Damn, they actually just won for a change...
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 2:03 pm

2-1 against some penguins. Crappy hotel TV didn't have the resolution to show any flying teeth.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Coligny » Mon May 20, 2013 3:40 pm

yanpa wrote:2-1 against some penguins. Crappy hotel TV didn't have the resolution to show any flying teeth.



living the big life eh ?
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby matsuki » Mon May 20, 2013 3:55 pm

Ottawa...

Restaurants, by Canadian law, can’t serve alcohol before 11am.

A large statue of French explorer Samuel de Champlain sits atop Nepean Point, overlooking the city. He’s holding a navigational instrument called an Astrolabe. Unfortunately, the sculptor had no idea what it was and thus Champlain holds it out-streched before him, upside down.

The only free museum in the city is the Currency Museum.

but yampa might feel at home..

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May tulip festival? Excuse to drink!!
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 8:37 pm

Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:2-1 against some penguins. Crappy hotel TV didn't have the resolution to show any flying teeth.



living the big life eh ?


You only live once, and all that.

Didn't help that it seems to be a busy week in Ottawa and I left the booking a wee bit late so had to take what I can get.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 8:41 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Ottawa...

Restaurants, by Canadian law, can’t serve alcohol before 11am.


Why doesn't that surprise me? At least you don't need an actual permit to buy alcohol any more...

chokonen888 wrote:A large statue of French explorer Samuel de Champlain sits atop Nepean Point, overlooking the city. He’s holding a navigational instrument called an Astrolabe. Unfortunately, the sculptor had no idea what it was and thus Champlain holds it out-streched before him, upside down.

I wondered who that was
chokonen888 wrote:The only free museum in the city is the Currency Museum.

but yampa might feel at home..


I resent your implication that I have numismatical leanings :evil:

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May tulip festival? Excuse to drink!!

Plenty of those coming up :lol:
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon May 20, 2013 9:03 pm

Still reckon we should bring back Margaret...
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 9:09 pm

From the dead?
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 9:10 pm

Or Margaret Atwood?
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 9:12 pm

Well, the Greyhound terminal might be crap and the coach had "Winnipeg" on the front when it is actually going to "Montreal", but the onboard wifi is not bad so far.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 9:22 pm

Pity about the road surface though... the word "corrugated" comes to mind.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Coligny » Mon May 20, 2013 10:03 pm

Are you trying your best to get killed ?
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 10:07 pm

I like to live life on the edge.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Coligny » Mon May 20, 2013 10:11 pm

you are waaaayyy too hardcore for me...
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 10:42 pm

I'm starting to get scared now...

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it's getting very... French...
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Coligny » Mon May 20, 2013 11:22 pm

If you see a Poodle, DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT... or you're screwed...
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 11:53 pm

A case of being screwed by the pooch?
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue May 21, 2013 5:19 am

yanpa wrote:Well, the Greyhound terminal might be crap and the coach had "Winnipeg" on the front when it is actually going to "Montreal", but the onboard wifi is not bad so far.


Wasn't Winnpeg that kid from the Wonder Years?
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby wagyl » Tue May 21, 2013 10:15 am

yanpa wrote:... a wee bit late ...

OK, there are three possibilities here:

1) Yampa is being influenced by all the people around him with names like Alistair McKenzie, showing the huge Scottish influence in Canada.

2) Yampa really is a Kiwi.

3) Yampa is Ken Yasumoto-Nicolson.
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue May 21, 2013 10:19 am

yanpa wrote:Or Margaret Atwood?


Princess Margaret used to make me @wood...
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby matsuki » Tue May 21, 2013 12:19 pm

yanpa wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:The only free museum in the city is the Currency Museum.


chokonen888 wrote:Image


but yampa might feel at home..

May tulip festival? Excuse to drink!!

Plenty of those coming up :lol:


Ehhhh, FTFY
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Tue May 21, 2013 12:37 pm

¿que? are you trying to imply I'm Dutch?
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Re: Flying to Ottawa and back: best way?

Postby yanpa » Tue May 21, 2013 12:37 pm

wagyl wrote:
yanpa wrote:... a wee bit late ...

OK, there are three possibilities here:

1) Yampa is being influenced by all the people around him with names like Alistair McKenzie, showing the huge Scottish influence in Canada.

2) Yampa really is a Kiwi.

3) Yampa is Ken Yasumoto-Nicolson.


Quite probably all three.
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