Discreet sex options

[kamome]

Rather than worry about the implications of playing around, or whether you should ask your wife if you can, if I were you, I'd ask your wife to join you with another woman. This way, you can have your cake and eat it too (and lots more, besides!)

Awesome suggestion, but he better make sure his wife wouldn't be offended by the request. Even a girl who says she doesn't care if her husband sleeps around may be offended by the suggestion that she could join in the tryst.

[vir-jin]

Rather than worry about the implications of playing around, or whether you should ask your wife if you can, if I were you, I'd ask your wife to join you with another woman. This way, you can have your cake and eat it too (and lots more, besides!)

Awesome suggestion, but he better make sure his wife wouldn't be offended by the request. Even a girl who says she doesn't care if her husband sleeps around may be offended by the suggestion that she could join in the tryst.

depends on the woman we have plenty of choices when our male friends keep up the truth aspect

[cstaylor]

Rather than worry about the implications of playing around, or whether you should ask your wife if you can, if I were you, I'd ask your wife to join you with another woman. This way, you can have your cake and eat it too (and lots more, besides!)

Never watched "Friends", have you, Marvin?

Or for the movie version: The Sex Monster

[Naniwan Kid]

Rather than worry about the implications of playing around, or whether you should ask your wife if you can, if I were you, I'd ask your wife to join you with another woman. This way, you can have your cake and eat it too (and lots more, besides!)

Never watched "Friends", have you, Marvin?

Or for the movie version: The Sex Monster

I think this went down pretty poorly in an episode of Seinfeld, too...

[kurohinge1]

Paying for sex in Japan is a total waste of money--why would you pay for something you can get for free with just a little bit of effort?

Unless you're worried about "bunny boilers" and anyone who can't let go, which is a point the original poster hinted at earlier on.

In that case, I think it was Charlie Sheen who once said:

"I don't pay hookers to come, I pay them to leave"

[Naniwan Kid]

In that case, I think it was Charlie Sheen who once said:

"I don't pay hookers to come, I pay them to leave"

Exactly. All these rick handsome Hollywood types are eliminating the work and finding that it's easier to get some if you just pony up and pay for it, and take all the work out of it...

Though why Hugh Grant would pay for
...when he had
is beyond me...

[killjoy]

the more important point is, what are you looking for?
if you are looking for sex, Kabukicho in Shinjuku, Ogikubo and any telekura will hook you up from 10-30K. Or any phone booth in the above locales will point the way if you want.

if you want to keep your marriage happy, listen to Lurker, as you will definitely find yourself at least once trying to explain the unexplainable (taxi receipt, dinner for two, gift receipt, phone calls, absences on weekends, late nights, less money, bored expressions ) . If you want experience, which might lead down to your destiny in any case (as one reader said, you pay in any sense) any place that doesn't reject you up front ( just ask gaijin ok?) is probably safe but I wouldn' t go to a chinese place unless you want an excellent (but tame) massage and a mundane experience for 10-15,000 yen. Nice FGs though who can tell you their backgrounds, and are generally sweet girls.

[Naniwan Kid]

I am a Kansai FG, but I haven't seen a Tere-Kura in ages...do they still exist? It seems like things are all in the keitais these days.

[killjoy]

yeah, terekura is still around, and still busy it seems. Keitai sites can be convenient. They improve your Japanese as you get good at typing on a keypad but can be expensive. In any case you would end up giving your keitai number to talk before you meet up with someone.

[Samurai_Jerk]

To talk in the words of my beloved exBF -professional sport fucker since he started to have sex and way older than me- you give her a base and leave the choice to her. No games. Speaking from my own experience in sporting activities- the certainly fastest way to get where you want.

What he's talking about is making yourself available but being indifferent at the same time. Women love that.

Having game and playing games are two different things. Having game is understanding women enough that you can get into their pants as easily and cheaply as possible. Playing games is all the stupid psychological bull-shit that (mostly) women and men try to put each other through.

[Failsafe]

Having game and playing games are two different things. Having game is understanding women enough that you can get into their pants as easily and cheaply as possible. Playing games is all the stupid psychological bull-shit that (mostly) women and men try to put each other through.

Thats probably one of the best quotes i've seen on the net.

[Neo-Rio]

What he's talking about is making yourself available but being indifferent at the same time. Women love that.

Hmm... makes sense though really.

We are all, deep down, looking for someone who is right for us. Looking for our "soul mate"... and looking for love. It makes perfect sense that we select our partners based on our own criteria.

....and if our criteria means includes her having the ability to roll on a condom with her mouth, then so be it!

[cstaylor]

Exactly. All these rick handsome Hollywood types are eliminating the work and finding that it's easier to get some if you just pony up and pay for it, and take all the work out of it...

Though why Hugh Grant would pay for
...when he had
is beyond me...

How does that go, "Variety is the spice of life"?

[Naniwan Kid]

Exactly. All these rick handsome Hollywood types are eliminating the work and finding that it's easier to get some if you just pony up and pay for it, and take all the work out of it...

Though why Hugh Grant would pay for
...when he had
is beyond me...

How does that go, "Variety is the spice of life"?

Then you gotta do the Eddie Murphy.....his prostitute was a MAN.

Oh yeah, I forgot, he was just giving him, I mean her, a ride.

[kamome]

Then you gotta do the Eddie Murphy.....his prostitute was a MAN.

Oh yeah, I forgot, he was just giving him, I mean her, a ride.

"Lips is lips."

[emperor]

BBC: The number of men paying women for sex has nearly doubled in a decade, UK research shows.

[inthebubble]

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I will show you someone tired of doing her.

[oyajikun]

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I will show you someone tired of doing her.

That line dosn't translate very well into Japanese.. believe me..

[72hw]

WARNING:
Some FG may indeed find the below linked video offensive as it makes liberal use of the "N Word" and other things like "Honky," "Cracker," "Whore" among others. The below linked video also contains multiple blatant references to prostitution, drug use, crack cocaine, oral sex, assorted sodomy, the real Blind Date TV show and related topics.

WARNING #2:
Some FG, myself included, may indeed find themselves short of breath, close to urinating in thier pants and otherwise obscenely entertained by the below linked video as it makes liberal use of the "N Word" and other things like "Honky," "Cracker," "Whore" among others. The below linked video also contains multiple blatant references to prostitution, drug use, crack cocaine, oral sex, assorted sodomy, the real Blind Date TV show and related topics.

We now continue with the "Link The Crack Whore Thing On FG" portion of tonights post:

So this will no doubt be On Topic as it graphicly illustrated the subject of this thread - paying for sex!

"Blind Date With A Crack Whore" is one of the most hyterical bits of internet I have ever come across and has a permanant home on my desktop for use when the un-initiated are at my place. It's a parody of the US TV dating game show called "Blind Date" where the producers set some poor slob up with another and we all hold our breath waiting to see if they make a Love Connection. And lemme tell ya, they succeed with remarkable results this time around!

TO STREAM THE VIDEO CLICK HERE!

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THE ORIGINAL I-FILM LINK

Hope you all enjoy!

[Papa-Lazarou]

My last J-Girl was a funny one, or maybe not.

She was your typical English student looking for a Gaijin with cash so she could go on holidats to Thailand every few months.
As she was so incredibly cute, and smart and funny i really didnt mind paying out occasionally (+ she took it up 'trap 2')

So we are going out for about 9 months, everything is going alright and we go off to Pattaya.
After about 3 days we are walking around getting offered sex as per usual when she stops dead and points out this really cute hooker, "oh wow i wonder how much she costs??" she says
After a few more mekong whiskeys she decides it would be 'fun' to get a hooker so we do just that. The problem is that she keeps spanking the Thai girl, who motions her to stop. This really pissed her off and she starts smacking her quite hard and shouting a lot. The whole trice ends quite messily and the hooker leaves in a huff. Tomo at this point hasnt done anything besides smack and shout a lot.
This appears to be her 'thing' and we spend the next few months getting into odd little 3somes where she takes the role of mini dominatrix and abuses the other girl.
1 time she cracked her friend across the face and they end up brawling while i sit there trying to keep my pecker up.
Another time she got furious that her friend was far too tight for me to penetrate so she kicked her giving her a bruise that covered half her thigh.
The last time i saw her we were in some tranny bar in Roppongi and she was trying to get a brazillian 'girl' to come back with us for free, when she refused Tomo ripped her wig off which started a brawl with the other 'chicks' in the bar. I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

[FG Lurker]

I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

You definitely made the right decision. She was entertaining for awhile, but dropping her before she decided she was attached to you was probably the smartest decision you've ever made.

I made the mistake of not dropping one slightly wacked J-chick cause the sex was insanely good and very wild. Caused me real-life nightmares for over 2 years.

[Greener]

Who knew Jgirls could be that scary?

[Papa-Lazarou]

I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

You definitely made the right decision. She was entertaining for awhile, but dropping her before she decided she was attached to you was probably the smartest decision you've ever made.

I made the mistake of not dropping one slightly wacked J-chick cause the sex was insanely good and very wild. Caused me real-life nightmares for over 2 years.

Yeah, but after being a decent looking gaijin with blonde hair and blue eyed in Tokyo, going back to being just another cunt in another cuntish bar the UK is soul destroying.

[FG Lurker]

I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

You definitely made the right decision. She was entertaining for awhile, but dropping her before she decided she was attached to you was probably the smartest decision you've ever made.

I made the mistake of not dropping one slightly wacked J-chick cause the sex was insanely good and very wild. Caused me real-life nightmares for over 2 years.

Yeah, but after being a decent looking gaijin with blonde hair and blue eyed in Tokyo, going back to being just another cunt in another cuntish bar the UK is soul destroying.

Yeah, I can see that could be very ego damaging for sure.

My advice, for what it is worth, is to NEVER go back to the girl you wrote about above. Not even for a drunken one-night stand or an afternoon of wild sex.

[FG Lurker]

Who knew Jgirls could be that scary?

Women are women. "Hell hath no fury" and all that. Japanese women might seem less crazy than their western counterparts but I assure you it's only a facade.

[Greener]

I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

You definitely made the right decision. She was entertaining for awhile, but dropping her before she decided she was attached to you was probably the smartest decision you've ever made.

I made the mistake of not dropping one slightly wacked J-chick cause the sex was insanely good and very wild. Caused me real-life nightmares for over 2 years.

Yeah, but after being a decent looking gaijin with blonde hair and blue eyed in Tokyo, going back to being just another cunt in another cuntish bar the UK is soul destroying.

I don't have enough Jgirls in my life right now...

[Papa-Lazarou]

I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

You definitely made the right decision. She was entertaining for awhile, but dropping her before she decided she was attached to you was probably the smartest decision you've ever made.

I made the mistake of not dropping one slightly wacked J-chick cause the sex was insanely good and very wild. Caused me real-life nightmares for over 2 years.

Yeah, but after being a decent looking gaijin with blonde hair and blue eyed in Tokyo, going back to being just another cunt in another cuntish bar the UK is soul destroying.

Yeah, I can see that could be very ego damaging for sure.

My advice, for what it is worth, is to NEVER go back to the girl you wrote about above. Not even for a drunken one-night stand or an afternoon of wild sex.

Good advice, but alas an email was sent 2 mins ago proposing a meet on Koh Samui.

anyway other whacked out J chicks?

Kazumi was a rather petite girl i met in Starbucks in Shibuya, i wanted to practice my Japanese, she her English.
I was happy that she wasnt making a move as i wasnt that attracted to her, she had a japanese boyfriend and seemed well adjusted with a career and may interests (She had a life basically).
We met many times and nothing happened and never really wanted it to.

THEN

She missed her train going home 1 night (On purpose?)so i let her stop over, as soon as we get inside she goes nuts, pulling her clothes off doing the typical shit.
Problem is that she was just toooo tight, even with lube, that went for her ass too.
The whole thing was, for both of us a very painful experiance, but at least she gave good blowjobs meaning i got my rocks off.
Thats when the stalking began, but being weak i 'allowed' her to suck me off every so often. (Bad move eh?)
She would hang around outside my apartment, look for me at my haunts and text me every day. Then came the 'pregnancy' (From blowjobs? she swallowed btw)
Then came the begging and crying, then i went home.

This was in 2001 and i still get emails every week or so.

[FG Lurker]

Good advice, but alas an email was sent 2 mins ago proposing a meet on Koh Samui.

Thinking with your dick... Not a good way to stay outa trouble! I hope it doesn't go bad on you though.

Thankfully I've only had one really crazy j-chick (the one I wrote about above). I've had others that probably woulda turned out the same way but I became "unavailable" very very quickly after the signs started appearing. A friend of a friend (yeah, sounds suspect but 'tis true) down in Kyushu had a chick set fire to his house.............

[Cubed]

Yeah, but after being a decent looking gaijin with blonde hair and blue eyed in Tokyo, going back to being just another cunt in another cuntish bar the UK is soul destroying.

Somehow Lazarou, I knew you were a fellow Brit.

Competing for women's attention next to shiny-shirt wearing gap-toothed estate agents in overpriced and garish "youth" pubs is galling for sure. I remember returning to the UK and feeling the streets full full of damp, concrete bus shelters and petty crime. I hated the UK for years to come and I still don't see it the same way.

[emperor]

I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......
So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

You definitely made the right decision. She was entertaining for awhile, but dropping her before she decided she was attached to you was probably the smartest decision you've ever made.

you know the way kids sometimes go to their parents beds on weekend mornings and crawl in to sleep or watch cartoons next to mom and dad:
it would be only a matter of time before the kids start asking why there are badly beaten men, women and animals handcuffed and tied to mommy and daddys bedposts and mommy and daddy are dressed like executioners.