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Postby TFG » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:41 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Thought you already left...

Apparently like most losers with their panties in a knot, you can't resist coming back to look.


That is just where you are wrong, now isn't it?
The post was made to set some people straight here.

And as for men wearing panties FG Lurker, you should not judge everyone by your own particular hobby.:D
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:57 pm

Still here? Just can't get enough huh?

TFG wrote:That is just where you are wrong, now isn't it?
The post was made to set some people straight here.

You're right about a need to be set straight, you just haven't figured out yet who needs the setting. (Hint: It's you.)

TFG wrote:And as for men wearing panties FG Lurker, you should not judge everyone by your own particular hobby.:D

My "hobby" these days is making money, a concept you wouldn't understand.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:43 pm

TFG wrote:And just for the record.
TFG has neither asked for anyone's advice nor help.

See Ya.


Sorry - but isn't posting a question on a web-board a request for advice? :rolleyes:
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Postby TFG » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:51 pm

And what questions did I post apart from the question to the incorrect statement made about the seeds.
That is hardly asking for advice now is it? Now go fetch it Gomigirl!

Man, you people are like a bunch of bickering old women.

Perhaps you need to stop talking about herbs and actually do them. Lol
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:31 pm

TFG wrote: apart from the question to the incorrect statement made about the seeds.


Apparently you can't read either
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:48 pm

TFG wrote:And just for the record.
TFG has neither asked for anyone's advice nor help.

See Ya.


You were saying?
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Postby gomichild » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:04 pm

It's like a dog that keeps returning to lap at it's own vomit....
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I think that

Postby canman » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:02 pm

Jack started all of this. Remember how only a week ago he wrote how boring the site was. Well this TGF or whatever the hell his name is, has really gotten things rolling again. I have really enjoyed reading this soap opera. It has kept me amused for days now. But I can't believe how stupid this guy seems to be, if he is real at all. I think Pongi is right, someone looking to cash in on others.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:14 pm

Reminds me a lot of a Brit I worked with at one of the Big 4 back in the '90s. Retired undercover narc detective, then teaching Engrish and continuing the weed habit he'd picked up while "on the force". He had a package sent from the UK with some buds, and it was of course intercepted. The cops here matched the handwriting on the "to" address (no return address, natch) to correspondence from one of his women back in Merry England. Meanwhile he dated all kinds of student and staff simultaneously here (good on 'im). Got out of it by claiming she (sender) was an ex bent on revenge. He eventually got some other bird to agree to marry him through some online dating thing and left for Kanto. Wonder what prison he's rotting in now?
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:50 pm

canman wrote:Jack started all of this. Remember how only a week ago he wrote how boring the site was.

That's a damn good point!

Hmm, I think maybe TFG is describing Jack's real life, but since Jack has posted such complete bullshit until now he couldn't bring himself to ask for help regarding his true situation.
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Postby sillygirl » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:32 pm

Bye TGF....

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Postby amdg » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:57 pm

Well, I might be being incredibly gullible but I kind of do believe his story. I actually sent him a few PM’s for encouragement/advice and he was always polite in return and never asked for anything. His story was also pretty consistent, with details that the average Joe scammer wouldn’t think to include. In any case, I don’t think he was looking for a handout because there were plenty of chances for him to say “Yeah I have no money to run away with because all my cash is with my rich stockbroker sister in Macau. If I could only get the airfare to get to her, then all my troubles would be over! He didn’t do that. When pushed on why he wasn’t running away, he just said he had no money to run away with and, more importantly, nowhere to run to.

His original post in this thread was an outline of the facts of what happened and then one (1) single question – i.e., the legality of the urine test that was done. No one answered that question. I didn’t know the answer to that question but I did know that if he was pinning his hopes on the outcome of that issue then he was pinning his hopes to the wrong star, and told him so.

He deleted his posts, I think, because of something I, and possibly others, advised him to do, not because he wants to scam people on other boards.

He was rude once or twice but hell, I’m willing to cut some slack there, given the woes he has.

I think there is a chance he will beat the skweee charge and it’s worthwhile for him to try because he has a good chance of getting a money settlement in his divorce. If he runs out now he can’t come back to claim that divorce settlement ever.
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I smelt a rat in my last post - and now it's postively stinking

Postby rooboy » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:02 pm

Don't waste your time with this dickhead. TFG is a troll, something that fuckedgaijin seems mercifully free of, which is why I like it.

I've surfed around gaijin forums about Japan but have never seen something like fuckedgaijin where you can say what you like but there's no real trolling in terms of posters pretending to be somebody and then joining up again as different 'people' and again to flame other posters.

TFG could be this troll that's done the rounds of different Japanese forums. All you need to bust him is to ban his net address and have the determination to keep doing it when he re-surfaces under a new name again and again, plus new addresses.

Regardless of who TFG is - they aren't for real. Rob Pongi could be on to the fact that there might be the purpose of scamming money. Whatever you do, ignore their next post and they'll probably get bored with going unanswered.
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:14 pm

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Postby Ketou » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:42 pm

Rob Pongi wrote:I remember this one FREAK BITCH down in Six Trees years ago when we were rolling on the set all the time. And, I mean, this bitch was A FREAK!!! And, she was from Austrailia, worked in just about every strip club in Roppongi and knew all the Roppongi cops AND Yakuza by first name and they all knew her too.

Anyway, we'd be filming in front of Hideout and she would almost always stop by every weekend and say "Hi" and pretend we were really good friends and all that. And she was always pushing something or another. Always going for Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money, and it was sometimes scary at how far she would go to get attention and support from the party animals then.

I tried to avoid her as much as possible, but she was always coming by saying "Hi" and seeing if I wanted "something" including her body or some other bitches ass etc. etc. etc. And then a few times I remember she was telling me that she got fired from 7th Heaven or somewhere and so she started asking me (and everyone else she could) for money so that she could go back home to Australia. And I would always tell her to go the embassy and get repatriated. And she would always look at me with a certain frown whenever I would tell her that. And she would ask me, "How do you know about that?"

And this bitch was so sly, she ended up going through the Austrailian repatriation system like FIVE (5) times! Yeah, its true.

Basically, once she figured out how easy it was to do, well she started doing it more and more and asking even more people for more money and it got worse and worse and it was just so pathetic and all these fucked up idiots were giving her big wads of cash too. Unreal. Well, I heard that finally she got busted for some crime or another and vanished into thin air through the Japanese Deportation system. Well, Roppongi bitches ain't shit to me, but for any newbies fresh off the boat, damn they get cooked so well done so many times. Its like they want to get ripped off or something. Unreal.


I think I need to go back and read the rest of the thread......that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.:confused:

EDIT: Ok, got it now. It's Evil Pongi.
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Postby TFG » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:50 pm

Because it is all TRUE.
As they say, Truth is stranger than fiction.

I am not a fucking troll.

When this blows over, I will post the fucking urine test.

Then you can pass the hat around. Joke.

That seems to be your pathetic way of thinking.

Jesus christ.

And yeah, this place is boring you are right.

But, I will entertain you with reality.

Any serious humans who already sent me a pm, I will inform of the loophole as long as you don't tell these fucking morons on this board.
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:02 pm

I doubt anyone still cares. Bye-bye now.
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Postby Ketou » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:07 pm

TFG wrote:When this blows over, I will post the fucking urine test.





So...in another 7 years?
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Postby TFG » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:28 pm

Ok, I won't make any more posts.

And,when YOU get griped, you can all scream and cry like the little girls you are.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:37 pm

gomichild wrote:It's like a dog that keeps returning to lap at it's own vomit....


Oh, you quoted a Holy Book...I love it when you talk dirty! :inlove:

Like a dog that returns to its vomit Is a fool who repeats his folly.
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As a dog that returneth to his vomit,'so is a fool that repeateth his folly
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"It is considered clean and pure apart from the left over of a dog, a pig, and a disbeliever"
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...his parable is as the parable of the dog]


"...he who takes back his gift is like a dog swallowing its vomit.""
Hadith of Bukhari (Islam)

...he hath turned from their righteousness, like the dog to his vomit, or like the sow to her wallowing in the mire.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:00 am

TFG wrote:Ok, I won't make any more posts.

And,when YOU get griped, you can all scream and cry like the little girls you are.

You are free to post whatever you want. However, judging from the way you called the one guy on this board who could tell you chapter and verse about your drug issue a "bullshit guru", it comes across that you're only ready to hear what you want to hear.

I seriously hope that things work out for you
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:31 am

Mulboyne wrote:I seriously hope that things work out for you

I have to admit, I actually hope they bust this guy's ass. He's such a fine gentleman, he deserves nothing less.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:49 am

Lurker

Why are you being such a dick about this?
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:58 am

AssKissinger wrote:Lurker

Why are you being such a dick about this?

Well, about 80% of me thinks this guy is not for real.

The other 20% of me thinks he is real, but that he's a completely unappreciative asshole who asks for advice, gets pissed at the answers, and then denies that he asked for advice in the first place. He's also completely fucked up his own life through laziness and stupidity.

So he's either a troll or a stupid/lazy prick. I have no use for either. Do you?
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:06 am

I think you feel like he should be all submissive and tolerate everyone's condescending BULLSHIT just because he fell on hard times. Anyone can end of in a fucked up situation. Even you could end up broke, poor and unable to work and unable to understand why. I get the impression that you think having money makes you a better person. Fuck that shit! I don't even really believe that working hard is always better than being lazy. People who work hard sure do seem to resent those who don't.

And this guy never asked for a fucking cent so I don't know what the fuck you're all on about. And even if he did, so what? Give it to him or don't. There's no need to be all dickish about it.
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:25 am

AssKissinger wrote:I think you feel like he should be all submissive and tolerate everyone's condescending BULLSHIT just because he fell on hard times.

As I said, I mostly think he's not real.

If he is real, I don't think he needs to be submissive, but being an asshole isn't called for either. Many people tried to help based on what they have seen happen around them in the past. After hearing things he didn't want to hear he turned into a complete prick. You say he shouldn't be submissive, but why should we? It's okay for him to be an asshole, but not for anyone else to dole it back his way?

AssKissinger wrote:Anyone can end of in a fucked up situation. Even you could end up broke, poor and unable to work and unable to understand why.

There is little middle ground for me personally. I will either become very, very rich, or I will be living in a tent in the park. Either way I will enjoy my life and I won't bitch about it online and then attack people who say things I don't like.

AssKissinger wrote:I get the impression that you think having money makes you a better person. Fuck that shit!

I don't think having money makes a person better than others -- look at that whacked out super rich J-chick in the other thread.

However I do have more respect for people who make things happen than for people who could be making things happen but instead sit on their ass and complain that the world isn't fair.

AssKissinger wrote:I don't even really believe that working hard is always better than being lazy. People who work hard sure do seem to resent those who don't.

I don't resent people who don't work hard. I dislike people who do nothing and expect everything to be provided free though.

AssKissinger wrote:And this guy never asked for a fucking cent so I don't know what the fuck you're all on about.

Uh... I never mentioned anything about him asking for money. Just that he's a lazy fuck who is bitching and complaining.
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What a load of fucking bull

Postby rooboy » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:49 am

:rolleyes: Fucked if I know why experienced posters like AssKissinger are wasting their energy on TFG.:confused: :confused:

Maybe because I surf around other Japan sites a lot more and have seen the motherfukers who screw up Japan themed forums that used to be a good laugh and also give some information.

I'd never join that kind of forum because it goes to the dogs to the point where a troll is running the show and just won't go away because the mods don't have the energy to chase them down and continually ban them.

TFG claims to be in his 40s yet the posts have sounded more and more like a shitty little 20 year old's rantings and bitchings. No real response to our suggestions, more bitching about his situation but no effort made to take any advice or do anything. Nope, he didn't ask for money, AssKissinger, but he kept going on as if he can't do diddly squat about his situation.

That's a troll for sure. Can use the internet whether paying for a home service or interent cafe to post here but apparently can't use the internet to look at the jobs sites run by foreigners in different regions of Japan.:rolleyes:

Remember he's 'living on 50,000 yen' a month: anybody who's ever been remotely near that position in Japan knows you don't spend time going round in circles on the internet.

For one thing - you can't afford it esp. when 50,000yen can be called an average fee for an average apato in many places.

It's not hard to see what's going on there. Kill the troll while you can, otherwise you'll be stuck with him. Just don't address any posts TO him and he'll get tired of posting to no response. Waste your time on pms if you want - the Troll will just lead you up shit creek.
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Postby TFG » Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:56 pm

Ok, You can now tell me I broke my promise of not posting any more.
I know that already!
However, I feel a need to answer a question for you, as obviously certain individuals have not managed to retain their humanity living here in Japan while praying to their bank accounts.
Also, there is a certain element amongst you who feel you are some kind of peers or elders on this board and mistakingly think the number of beer bottle icons and illustrious titles you have acquired after your handles, gives you the right to gang bang people on this board.
Now, personally I am not the type of person by nature to be affected by any of your self gratifying attacks, however I can see that this could not be the case with some people who may get turned off by such an element that exists here.
People mentioned this board had become boring which leads me to suspect that the above could possibly be related to this fact and actually prevent some people from posting anything or frequenting this board.
So, wake up people, I know it is hard for some of you to look honestly into your souls and admit that this might possibly be true and denial may kick in but don't worry about it even denial is a basic human Ego protection mechanism and quite natural for those insecure people to experience.
The first step is indeed in recognizing this then formulating a plan of action.

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Now, I could be wrong on this and please feel free to correct me but, perhaps AK has indeed learned something about himself & the world around him from his experiences with certain indulgences and indeed, unlike a lot of people on this board, has managed to arrive at an alternative viewpoint.

And by the way, there has still been no reply to my question which seemed to offend people about how such seeds can be legally sold in shops with consumption tax charged on them, if indeed they are illegal?
Seems like while continuing to hark back to this point in flames, the fact that no answer has been supplied is by choice being ignored.

Play fair people or don't get into the sand pit. Otherwise you will simply be perceived by readers as the Lurking TURD in it.
And we all know, there is always a couple of turds in there!:D
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:13 pm

TFG wrote:However, I feel a need to answer a question for you, as obviously certain individuals have not managed to retain their humanity living here in Japan while praying to their bank accounts.

If you had spent a bit more time paying attention to your finances and a bit less time smoking dope, you wouldn't be in the situation you are in now. Yes, yes, your employer went bankrupt, your wife is fucking you over, your father-in-law is fucking you over, and not to be forgotten, I must be a horrible person for pointing all this out... Nothing is your fault, I'm sure. :roll:
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:36 pm

TFG wrote:Play fair people or don't get into the sand pit.

:rofl:

This is not preschool. The real world is not fair, how the hell did you manage to live 49 years without figuring that out?

Far too much dope is my guess.
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