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Going back to Japan this Fall for vacation''''

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Going back to Japan this Fall for vacation''''

Postby deltaco » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:02 pm

But have a few questions. I lived
in Japan from 2003 - 2007 and I left the country without giving up my gaijin card. I said I was going to a wedding (actually I was finished with my contract and was done)and told customs I would be back so I didn't give it up. ( I wanted it as a momento) But I have heard that since I didn't surrender my gaijin card to immigration that getting back into japan will be a problem. Is this true?

Now I read about heavy handed immigration in Japan. Are they going to look back to my violation of not leaving my gaijin card with Japanese officials (becuase my intention was to return but I didn't) Any help. Thanks.
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Postby Big Booger » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:56 pm

So from 2003-2007... wow, what kind of time machine do you have?
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:09 am

Big Booger wrote:So from 2003-2007... wow, what kind of time machine do you have?


LOL

I was thinking the same thing.
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Postby amdg » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:21 am

deltaco wrote:Are they going to look back to my violation of not leaving my gaijin card with Japanese officials (becuase my intention was to return but I didn't) Any help. Thanks.


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Postby jingai » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:59 am

They're probably going to arrest you and send you to a re-education camp/day spa in some rotten town like Kawasaki.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:37 am

If you want to be sure, I would contact the Japanese embassy. Whatever they tell you, get a name and get it in writing.
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