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Postby Big Booger » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:16 am

dude my girl is sexing me to death, wants to kiss and hug all the time.. It is like overload for fucking and sucking.... At first it was great but now even if I am sick, hurt, or tired as fuck she still wants to mount the saddle and ride like Sally....
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:03 am

Big Booger wrote:dude my girl is sexing me to death, wants to kiss and hug all the time.. It is like overload for fucking and sucking.... At first it was great but now even if I am sick, hurt, or tired as fuck she still wants to mount the saddle and ride like Sally....



Marry her, that'll put a stop to it!
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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:14 am

Send her to Greji, I heard one of his goat resigned last week...

But... as CB said... just marrying her should suffice...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:46 am

Welcome back BB! I've missed the schadenfreude that came with your tales of infidelity and auto wrecks. Do go on...:theeye:
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Postby BigInJapan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:55 am

Big Booger wrote:dude my girl is sexing me to death....
First world problems...:rolleyes:

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Postby Big Booger » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:21 am

She talks dirty too at inappropriate times, like when I am taking a poo or shaving... very odd. Mike it is good to be back. :)
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:51 am

Big Booger wrote:dude my girl is sexing me to death, wants to kiss and hug all the time.. It is like overload for fucking and sucking.... At first it was great but now even if I am sick, hurt, or tired as fuck she still wants to mount the saddle and ride like Sally....


I should have your problems.....
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:21 am

Nuclear mutant maybe? :glow:
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Postby Russell » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:30 am

CrankyBastard wrote:Marry her, that'll put a stop to it!

All those pearls of wisdom. Sigh... ;)
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:45 am

Greji wrote:
I should have your problems.....
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Hey, she look like my sister...

except for the whole "sex refusal" thing...
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Postby Christoff » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:50 am

[quote="CrankyBastard"]Marry her, that'll put a stop to it!
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No shit, my girlfriend, now wife of 12 years was the same way. I think it dried up the day after our wedding.
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Postby Christoff » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:51 am

Coligny wrote:Hey, she look like my sister...

except for the whole "sex refusal" thing...


She isn't your sister?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:49 pm

Big Booger, if it's too much for you to handle, I'd be happy to help with the heavy lifting.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:05 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Big Booger, if it's too much for you to handle, I'd be happy to help with the heavy lifting.


Yeah, Boog, while SJ's moving your shit around, I'd be quite happy to fuck your bird and take some pressure off you, mate.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:44 pm

Christoff wrote:She isn't your sister?


Now that you ask...

could be
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Postby Ketou » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:36 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Yeah, Boog, while SJ's moving your shit around, I'd be quite happy to fuck your bird and take some pressure off you, mate.


Yea, and while Screwed is out in the chook-shed I'll fuck the GF....:domo:
I'm the same boat as Christoff...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:48 pm

In fact I just realise I'm in the same distress... my right hand always wants to rape me day in day out...
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Postby matsuki » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:18 am

Coligny wrote:In fact I just realise I'm in the same distress... my right hand always wants to rape me day in day out...


...me too, but if I give it a lemur to play with it leaves me alone ;)
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Postby twww » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:23 am

I told my Fiance I wanted to rip her clothes off.

She misheard me, looking somewhat perplexed, thinking I wanted to rape her!

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Postby james » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:09 am

Coligny wrote:In fact I just realise I'm in the same distress... my right hand always wants to rape me day in day out...


try being ambidextrous.. it's a miracle i can still walk.
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:36 pm

Well she is back in the saddle hard and in charge. I was told today that she is going to motivate me to fuck every night.. and "take me to heaven" - blowjobs... I need to get her pregnant I think or at least something to scare her to ease up a bit.:confused:
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Postby (1VB)freels » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:12 pm

I'll trade ya!!!
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Postby yanpa » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:26 pm

[quote="CrankyBastard"]Marry her, that'll put a stop to it!
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Doesn't always work. I speak from experience.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:38 pm

yanpa wrote:Doesn't always work. I speak from experience.


You're doing it wrong...

hummm... wait...

nevur mind...
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Postby yanpa » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:39 am

Coligny wrote:You're doing it wrong...

hummm... wait...

nevur mind...


Don't worry, I did it right the first time... 10 years of purgatory it was.
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Postby Big Booger » Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:58 pm

and now she is threatening to leave if I don't sex her up.... it's like no sex means I don't love her.. WTF... 10 years ago this would be heaven but now no way!!!!! FUCK, I feel like an overly fucked gaijin!
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Postby Coligny » Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:29 pm

Buy her a realdoll...
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:56 pm

Big Booger wrote:and now she is threatening to leave if I don't sex her up.... it's like no sex means I don't love her.. WTF... 10 years ago this would be heaven but now no way!!!!! FUCK, I feel like an overly fucked gaijin!


She has bunny boiler written all over her. Run do not walk.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:05 pm

What's wrong with rabbit stew ?

(except for the fact that I don't eat rabbits...)
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Postby Big Booger » Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:23 pm

GomiGirl wrote:She has bunny boiler written all over her. Run do not walk.

I think that is it and you hit it! I shall have to get snipped and clipped!:clap:
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