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Mosho summer

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:12 am

Coligny wrote:
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Oh? You thought I was talking about you? That's interesting....



Nobody cares abooot me...
I wanna be famous like CJ...
And also want the DVD AV debut video of Hiroko Tabuchi...
And a hospital, because I think I got me a heatstroke this afternoon in the parking (no seriously)
Back rub could be nice too...

Just wondering...is there any gradation of the progression of the beast here? Back in ye olde cuntry we gots us the heat rash/cramps, the heat exhaustion, then the heat stroke. Here, seems to be all or nuthin... :?:
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Re: Shit CJ is Fucked

Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:14 am

Nahhh... Just me being the usual drama queen...
Judging by the lack of sledgehammer blow is the back of my head last night and the fact that i woke up every 30 minutes with a dry mouth ending up drinking more than 2 litters of water overnight it might have been more heavy dehydratation. But even if i can't name it, felt like shit anyway... And really don't recommend clowning around under the sun when analog thermometers say '46°' and the digital ones 'upper limit out of range readings' Especially if you're not exactly fit have a cheezeburger diet and the only vegetables on your menu are pizzas...
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Re: Shit CJ is Fucked

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:44 am

Saaaa, at least we'll be safe from Prime Minister Abe's brainfarts for a more than a month! :rolleyes:
Japan Swelters as Holiday Season Begins
Wall Street Journal blog / August 11, 2013
A near-record heat wave has left Japan sweltering though the weekend with some temperatures topping 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit).
The city of Kofu, 110 kilometers (67 miles) west of Tokyo in central Japan, saw the temperature hit 40.7 degrees on Saturday and 40.6 degrees on Sunday, slightly below the all-time high for the country of 40.9 degrees reached in 2007, the Japan Meteorological Agency said. In Tokyo, the high was 38.3 degrees...
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those taking advantage of the lull is Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, who announced on Saturday that he will be on vacation until Sept. 20...more...
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Re: Mosho summer

Postby Yokohammer » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:35 am

y'all just need to move up here to Tohoku. It's hot at tha moment, but not too hot. Kinda nice, actually.

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Shit Japanese summer is Fucked

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:35 am

Use a "ダッチワイフ"/"Dutch Wife" to cool off.

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Re: Mosho summer

Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:00 am

You really need to speak to a professionnal aboot that fundoshi fixation...
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Re: Shit CJ is Fucked

Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:07 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Saaaa, at least we'll be safe from Prime Minister Abe's brainfarts for a more than a month! :rolleyes:
Japan Swelters as Holiday Season Begins
Wall Street Journal blog / August 11, 2013
A near-record heat wave has left Japan sweltering though the weekend with some temperatures topping 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit).
The city of Kofu, 110 kilometers (67 miles) west of Tokyo in central Japan, saw the temperature hit 40.7 degrees on Saturday and 40.6 degrees on Sunday, slightly below the all-time high for the country of 40.9 degrees reached in 2007, the Japan Meteorological Agency said. In Tokyo, the high was 38.3 degrees...
...Among
those taking advantage of the lull is Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, who announced on Saturday that he will be on vacation until Sept. 20...more...



you mean 20 august ? no ? that wanker is not taking 5 weeks of taxpayer paid vacations ?
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Re: Mosho summer

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:00 pm

Coligny wrote:You really need to speak to a professionnal aboot that fundoshi fixation...


WHY! :drool5:

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Re: Mosho summer

Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:27 pm

Yeah, and take another appointment for that Iiniku ushijima thing... http://goo.gl/cJwqjs

(If you find a good one give me the adresse, I'm running out of wall space for Yua's pikshures...)
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Re: Mosho summer

Postby Russell » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:21 pm

Seeing Taro's pics, I must conclude that Shintoism is more open-minded than any of those Abrahamic religions...

And Coligny, your pics are not religious. Keep it a bit decent, will you?!?
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Re: Mosho summer

Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:50 pm

Whut, it's the "too hot to breath" thread... Not the "AmmaGonaJihadYerFace" thread... (not funny since he's no longer president-prime-minister-or-sumthing-thingy of Iran... and nobody can tell the name of the new guy. at least the Russians keep it simple... Putin-Medvedev or Medvedev-Putin wash rince repeat)
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Re: Shit Japanese summer is Fucked

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:19 pm

Use a "ダッチワイフ"/"Dutch Wife" to cool off.
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