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Slimy Load in the Face

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Slimy Load in the Face

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:09 pm

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Latest Wacky Jappy Trend

A Tokyo spa is offering $243 snail facials, but dermatologists say it probably won't have lasting health benefits.
What the shell, right?

The treatment, called, "Celebrity Escargot Course," promises to help heal damaged skin and promote beauty, Yoko Minami, a sales manager at a Ci:z.Labo spa, told the Telegraph.

The newspaper's reporter said she became the first person in Japan to try the facial in which three snails were placed on her cheeks and forehead and allowed to wander around her face, leaving mucus-y goo in their wake.

"This clearly is not very scientifically done," said dermatologist Dr. Stephen Mandy, who works in Miami Beach, Fla., noting that the snail facial therapy session involves a message, a mask and electrical pulse machines, making it difficult to tell which one is benefiting the client. "It kind of reminds me of the fish pedicures."

The goo is supposedly packed with "a beauty-boosting cocktail of proteins, antioxidants and hyaluronic acid," according to the Telegraph.

But Mandy, a member of the American Academy of Dermatology, said there isn't much proof it will work.
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby wagyl » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:17 pm

Of all the many reports about this I have seen over the last few days, this is the first to actually interview someone. Well done!

Oh and ladies, I will cover your face with my snot for a special introductory price of 160 of your United States Dollars.
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby yanpa » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:24 pm

Ask me about my special free facials offer.
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:01 pm

I take the german tourists business... Pretty sure they will enjoy a good diarrhea facial fresh from the bunghole...

I'm'a gunna be rich motherboardfuckers...
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:48 am

Coligny, I imagine this story stimulates so many of your desires, but mainly the culinary ones...but, perhaps that's just my Francophilia speaking....
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby Coligny » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:54 am

If you think that a cheeseburger outcast can dine on frog and snails I think I have, a hot flash, a barf bag and a bridge to sell, for you...

Let's keep it purely sexual shall we...
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:29 pm

wagyl wrote:Of all the many reports about this I have seen over the last few days, this is the first to actually interview someone. Well done!


THIS

I was gonna post it yesterday but the place I saw it had nothing more than pics and some Chinese blog post.

yanpa wrote:Ask me about my special free facials offer.


and...THIS

We need to revive the the "cum is good for your skin" trend :cool2:
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NY Fad: Shit Load in the Face

Postby Russell » Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:35 am

Clients pay $180 for bird-feces facials at New York spa

Bird droppings for beauty? That is what goes into facials at a luxury spa where the traditional Japanese treatment, using imported “uguisu” bush-warbler excrement mixed with rice bran, goes for $180 a pop.

About 100 women and men go into the Shizuka New York skin care salon, just off Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue, each month to get the treatment, which is promoted as a way to keep the face soft and smooth using an enzyme in the poop to gently exfoliate the skin.

Spa owner Shizuka Bernstein, a Tokyo native married to an American, has been offering what she calls the Geisha Facial for about five years.

“I try to bring Japanese beauty secrets to the United States,” said Bernstein, who learned the treatment from her mother.

The Geisha Facial feces treatment, while relatively rare in the United States, is no secret in Japan, where it was first used in the 17th century by actors and geisha.

“That’s why Japanese grandmothers have beautiful complexions,” said Duke Klauck, owner of the Ten Thousand Waves health spa in Santa Fe, New Mexico, which offers a Nightingale Facial for $129.

On a recent afternoon in Manhattan, Mari Miyoshi arrived at the sixth-floor Shizuka New York spa to try the treatment for the first time.

“I’m a stressed-out New Yorker,” the 35-year-old occupational therapist announced as she reclined on a table, relaxing amid aromas of camellia, lavender and rose.

The treatment began with steam to open the pores and soften the skin. Cream was applied. And then came what Bernstein calls “the nightingale part.”

She poured the cream-colored feces, dried and finely ground, into a bowl, mixing it with the rice bran using a small spatula. She applied the potion to Miyoshi’s face with a brush, rubbing it in with her hands.

Does it smell?

“Yes, but like toasted rice,” Miyoshi said.

After about five minutes, the mixture came off with a foaming cleanser, and Miyoshi’s face was draped in a warm, wet towel bathed in lavender and geranium essences.

Finally, the grand finale — a green-tea collagen mask.

“Sooooo nice,” Bernstein said softly, looking at Miyoshi’s radiant face.

Dr. Michele Green, a Manhattan cosmetic dermatologist, says that while the fecal facial “definitely has some rejuvenating effect, I don’t think it’s any different than, say, an apricot scrub or a mask that you could buy in a local pharmacy.”

A common misconception is that any old bird feces, even from pigeons, is used.

Bernstein says only droppings from birds of the bush-warbler species are used because their food produces the natural enzyme that is the active ingredient.

“We don’t do Central Park facials,” she said, “because those birds eat garbage.”
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:50 am

Great, and I though it would only appeal to the German market... That's why I'm a commie... I just suck too much at kapitalism...
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Re: NY Fad: Shit Load in the Face

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:15 am

Clients pay $180 for bird-feces facials at New York spa

Ahhh, the bird poop story is like square watermelons---It must be a slow news day. I checked my website archives and found this story was recycled poop from 2008*. Bird poop facials seem plop out as "news" in five year cycles--I first saw the poop story in the Tokyo Weekender in 1984, then in the Tokyo Journal in 1989 and in the Tokyo Classifieds in 1995-ish.
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--FECAL FACIAL IS LATEST WACKY SKIN TREATMENT--

April 29, 2008 — New York Post….just $216, Shizuka Bernstein will slather your face in feces for a full 50 minutes – what she calls the “Geisha Facial” – at her Midtown spa, Shizuka New York. The ancient Japanese cleanser – geisha and kabuki dancers have been using the bird poop to wash off their heavy white makeup…more…
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby Russell » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:00 am

But did you notice that she went down in price?

Must be the weak Yen.
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Re: Slimy Load in the Face

Postby matsuki » Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:58 am

Russell wrote:But did you notice that she went down in price?

Must be the weak Yen.


I'll cum down on my price too if it keeps me in the facial business :cool2:
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