Nay-koh whao! Koo-da-sa-ee.
I really wish these people would indicate where they like to put the stress on words with CAPS.
Gan-ba-tay! (My favourite)
And for fuck's sake he will need to, if I ever find him using the "I'm allergic to beef" line to avoid foods he merely finds undesirable.
Edited to transition his gender from writing style to those indicated by his chromosomes. You need to align your identities, bro!