Kumi Koda Keeps Her Promise

[Greji]

You don't say?? Can you tell us just once _more_ time how much of a stud you are?? Please, pretty please???

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What's this? You're looking for a stud on Friday night? Give me a sec to shut down the computer. Oh wait a minute, you're one of them there round eyes, can I cancel that last statement (course now if you're shouting, we might be able to negotiate)?

[Jack]

Listen, GG, Kumi Koda is the epitome of hotness. She goes beyond individual tastes and unites all men in one huge consensus. She is incredible doable. And then you get this guy telling us that she is not even worthy of attention. Needless to say I got carried away. Having said that, I am a STUD and that's an undeniable fact.

[Greji]

Having said that, I am a STUD and that's an undeniable fact.

Congratulations on your retirement. Where are you standing? Roppongi?

[Jack]

Congratulations on your retirement. Where are you standing? Roppongi?

Sorry gboothe. I have retired from Nampaing but will entertain anything that's nice that comes my way. If something like Kumi Koda comes along all bets are off and will be more than ready to come back from retirement

Roppongi has never been my bag. I have always been more successful in Ginza. Or at the local supermarket for that matter.

I like to rattle some people's chains with my outrageous statements. But to tell the truth, I get a lot of PMs from people interested in my stories. Which is why I will post many of them in a series...

[IkemenTommy]

I like to rattle some people's chains with my outrageous statements. But to tell the truth, I get a lot of PMs from people interested in my stories. Which is why I will post many of them in a series...

Jack, I want to hear your stories, but in another thread. I'm sure you have been around to tell your tales.

[IkemenTommy]

Koda Kumi Pachinko machine, coming soon...

[Blah Pete]

Koda Kumi Pachinko machine, coming soon...

So she's going to give me steel balls:cool:

[Samurai_Jerk]

I don't care what any of you guys say. She ain't all that hot. I'm not saying she's ugly but she's nothing special. With all the smoke and mirrors of the entertainment industry she only looks slightly better than your average skank in Roppongi or Shibuya.

[IkemenTommy]

So she's going to give me steel balls:cool:

She gives some people the blue balls too.

[AssKissinger]

I don't care what any of you guys say. She ain't all that hot. I'm not saying she's ugly but she's nothing special. With all the smoke and mirrors of the entertainment industry she only looks slightly better than your average skank in Roppongi or Shibuya.

You know, I pretty much agree, but only because I consider the average Japanese skank gorgeous.

[Takechanpoo]

If something like Kumi Koda comes along all bets are off and will be more than ready to come back from retirement

you almost retarded

[Greji]

you almost retarded

No answer required. Just going to sit back and contemplate!

[Samurai_Jerk]

She's suddenly looking a lot better.

[IkemenTommy]

Sexy.. but she's no deep throat.

[Samurai_Jerk]

You know, I pretty much agree, but only because I consider the average Japanese skank gorgeous.

We've already established that you have poor taste and a limp dick. No need to reiterate.

[Iraira]

A woman without a gag reflex should be treasured.