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Kyabakura Singers

Postby Mulboyne » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:13 am

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Blog "Road to the Deep East" has a piece on these seven girls who form a new unit called Kyaba Tra All 7 Stars. They are all apparently top hostesses at kyabakura in Shinjuku's Kabukicho district. Japanese news articles covering the release of their CD highlight the fact that the combined annual earnings of these girls in their main line of work is rumoured to be over 250 million yen. The group has been put together to coincide with this year's 60th anniversary of the establishment of Kabukicho. Captain Japan already noted last year, a CD released by a group of hosts on the Avex label but these girls are clearly aimed at a different demographic. Badly pixellated video clip below:

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(Link spotted on Japan Probe).
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Postby Iraira » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 pm

Wow...that song pretty much sucked. 250 million yen doesn't go far in terms of production value, singing lessons or song writing like it used to.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:02 pm

Iraira wrote:Wow...that song pretty much sucked. .



Who cares? I bet they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!:bukkake:
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Postby Iraira » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:49 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Who cares? I bet they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!:bukkake:


I'd actually like to see a chick do that. You go get some golf balls, I'll go to some home & gardening supply store, and we'll meet up in Kabukicho tonight and see if we can find some chick who can accomplish this YouTube-worthy feat. Any preference on garden hose color, or is the standard green suitible?
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:54 pm

Iraira wrote: Any preference on garden hose color, or is the standard green suitible?


Youd better make it standard green. I'm the traditional type when it comes to sex tricks.
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Postby Iraira » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:20 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Youd better make it standard green. I'm the traditional type when it comes to sex tricks.


Ah...so no Oreo Cookie and Ice Cream flavored Astroglide so the girl doesn't get scuff marks on her lips? You men of the cloth are readlly no fun to be perverted with.:cool:
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:43 pm

Iraira wrote:Ah...so no Oreo Cookie and Ice Cream flavored Astroglide so the girl doesn't get scuff marks on her lips? You men of the cloth are readlly no fun to be perverted with.:cool:



Lets not get too technical. When i said 'traditional', I was thinking more along the lines of baloons,darts, and ping-pong balls. :p
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Postby Jack » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:15 am

Iraira wrote:Wow...that song pretty much sucked. 250 million yen doesn't go far in terms of production value, singing lessons or song writing like it used to.


Who cares? Sign me up in their fan club.
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Postby maninjapan » Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:01 am

Mulboyne wrote: main line of work is rumoured to be over 250 million yen.


what's their side money value then? ;)
will the last one out please turn the light off.....
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:26 pm

Sure, I want to sign up too, but how should I pay/ Dollars or Euros??? These are tough decisions.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:57 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:Sure, I want to sign up too, but how should I pay/ Dollars or Euros??? These are tough decisions.



You should pay in Vietnamese dongs....15,936 dongs for $1 at today's rate.

http://www.xe.com/dfs/
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:12 pm

[quote="Iraira"]You should pay in Vietnamese dongs....15,936 dongs for $1 at today's rate.

Wow...and to think the dollars demise would be outdone by the Dong. Never saw that one coming, nope indeed.:)
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Postby 2triky » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:05 pm

Iraira wrote:You should pay in Vietnamese dongs....15,936 dongs for $1 at today's rate.

http://www.xe.com/dfs/



The only Dong that every mattered was Long Duk Dong.

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:07 am

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Another picture of the girls from ZakZak.
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Postby Greji » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:40 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image

Another picture of the girls from ZakZak.


I'm checking my dong reserve now!
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