Shaved AKB48

[cstaylor]

This pathetic cabal against choko's dick is awesum, gets all the lecturers on the cheap out of the woods.

+0.01

OK, Coligny, take it easy.

There is no complot against you...

How cute. Now Chokonen has one of these too.

[Coligny]

How cute. Now Chokonen has one of these too.

Derping it to eleven with a little touch of non-sequitur...

+1



(we need a rectal enema smiley...)

[Kanchou]

It just occurred to me that the no-dating clause is a paradox. It exists to keep the girls available, but it also makes them unavailable.

At least, it makes them unavailable to the people for which the rule was created... it doesn't apply so much to guys with money and looks in the business, who are exactly the people who the fans don't want them to be dating (meaning guys not worth getting fired over for dating will never, ever have a chance).

They would be better of just banning the girls from dating people in the business or for old guys with money and banning them from making it public. Kills a bunch of birds with one stone.

[Coligny]

At least, it makes them unavailable to the people for which the rule was created... it doesn't apply so much to guys with money and looks in the business, who are exactly the people who the fans don't want them to be dating (meaning guys not worth getting fired over for dating will never, ever have a chance).

I'm pretty sure to remember one of the SKE48 getting caught dating a joe blownobody not long ago...

They are not robotslut... some might even have feelings and shit...

[legion]

I was shocked to discover that Maria Ozawa isn't a virgin

[Coligny]

I was shocked to discover that Maria Ozawa isn't a virgin

i wuz going to try to cheer youz up saying she wuz still a pristine anal virgin then the interwab kilded mah hopes with:

[AVGL017] First Anal ~ Maria Ozawa

Judging from the cover there seems to be a nice double penetrashiun too...

[Mike Oxlong]

Tomonobu Togasaki (a stage manager or sumthin for the group) on Goolge+ on the shaved head vid (en anglais)...

[Kanchou]

If memory serves, Ms. Maria stated in an interview that she lost it at 14.

[Coligny]

If memory serves, Ms. Maria stated in an interview that she lost it at 14.

I think I remember that too, same interview where she said her canadian father wants to have nothing to do with her since she's in pr0n. A fine un-example of a man...

[legion]

Tomonobu Togasaki (a stage manager or sumthin for the group) on Goolge+ on the shaved head vid (en anglais)...

does he mention if she shaved her pubes as well?

[Mike Oxlong]

AKB48′s Minegishi Minami’s Public Shaming: Rebutting The Excuses

[Coligny]

Tomonobu Togasaki (a stage manager or sumthin for the group) on Goolge+ on the shaved head vid (en anglais)...

does he mention if she shaved her pubes as well?

No just implied they take their shit wayyyy to seriously:

There was also a member who wanted to pursue her dreams and was about to plan on graduating when a scandal about her was exposed.

yea, work hard, reach their dreamz and spread their legs...

[Coligny]

AKB48′s Minegishi Minami’s Public Shaming: Rebutting The Excuses

Excellent article.... who can apply to more than this topic... more an essay on human psychology to be honest...

BUT FUCK BEANS, this website crashed all my IOs browsers i had to leave the protection of my bed toread it on theMac...

[yanpa]

BUT FUCK BEANS, this website crashed all my IOs browsers i had to leave the protection of my bed toread it on theMac...

"This website" = FG, or the one in the link?

[Coligny]

Th3 link... it's a fracking fireweurks...

[yanpa]

just checking

[Kanchou]

If memory serves, Ms. Maria stated in an interview that she lost it at 14.

I think I remember that too, same interview where she said her canadian father wants to have nothing to do with her since she's in pr0n. A fine un-example of a man...

I wouldn't want anything to do with her either. Have you seen her? She's fucking annoying in her movies.

[matsuki]

If memory serves, Ms. Maria stated in an interview that she lost it at 14.

I think I remember that too, same interview where she said her canadian father wants to have nothing to do with her since she's in pr0n. A fine un-example of a man...

I wouldn't want anything to do with her either. Have you seen her? She's fucking annoying in her movies.

I'd adopt her...

[Samurai_Jerk]

If memory serves, Ms. Maria stated in an interview that she lost it at 14.

I think I remember that too, same interview where she said her canadian father wants to have nothing to do with her since she's in pr0n. A fine un-example of a man...

I wouldn't want anything to do with her either. Have you seen her? She's fucking annoying in her movies.

I'd adopt her...

A buddy of mine banger her back in the day before she became (in)famous.

[Coligny]

A buddy of mine banger her back in the day before she became (in)famous.

how much was it back then ?

[Samurai_Jerk]

A buddy of mine banger her back in the day before she became (in)famous.

how much was it back then ?

Good question. Didn't ask.

To be honest I just have to take his word that it's true but I've known the guy for a long time and trust him. Plus it's very believable he would have met her based on the people he hangs out with and very believable she would have been interested based on his income.

[BigInJapan]

I noticed this video on YouTube Japan's top page at almost a million views today (it was about 1/2 that yesterday).
Popular cross-dressing tarento (also a columnist and essayist) Matsuko Deluxe has a go at the shaved AKB chick story, and the "amateurishness" of the reporting in the mass media.

[Coligny]

Popular cross-dressing tarento (also a columnist and essayist) Matsuko Deluxe has a go at the shaved AKB chick story, and the "amateurishness" of the reporting in the mass media.

where the fuck is their whaling fleet when you need them ?

[Taro Toporific]

Producer: AKB48 “Can Have As Much Sex As They Want”
Sankaku Complex | 02/25/2013 (NSFW advertising on this site)
AKB48′s general producer Yasushi Akimoto has denied there is any rule against his girls getting all the action they want, and says those girls who end up being sacked, demoted, relocated to distant islands or shaving their heads in shame all do so for quite unrelated reasons.
The scandal engendered by Minami Minegishi’s dating-induced head shaving penance and sacking, as well as the regularity with which AKB48′s lose their jobs if seen in the company of an unrelated male, were commented upon by AKB48 general producer Yasushi Akimoto...more...

KojimaHarunaShinodaMariko_Nude.jpg

[wuchan]

Producer: AKB48 “Can Have As Much Sex As They Want”as long as it's with me or other executives with in the company or maybe people who pay me

I see...

[matsuki]

A buddy of mine banger her back in the day before she became (in)famous.

how much was it back then ?

Good question. Didn't ask.

To be honest I just have to take his word that it's true but I've known the guy for a long time and trust him. Plus it's very believable he would have met her based on the people he hangs out with and very believable she would have been interested based on his income.

Dare I ask where you're meeting all these people SJ?

[Samurai_Jerk]

A buddy of mine banger her back in the day before she became (in)famous.

how much was it back then ?

Good question. Didn't ask.

To be honest I just have to take his word that it's true but I've known the guy for a long time and trust him. Plus it's very believable he would have met her based on the people he hangs out with and very believable she would have been interested based on his income.

Dare I ask where you're meeting all these people SJ?

Which people?

[matsuki]

Gravure idols, guys banging porn stars, etc

[Samurai_Jerk]

Gravure idols, guys banging porn stars, etc

By hanging out with dudes who work in investment banking or are on expat packages. Unfortunately there are fewer of them around these days. Hanging out with Japanese artsy types works too.

[matsuki]

Gravure idols, guys banging porn stars, etc

By hanging out with dudes who work in investment banking or are on expat packages. Unfortunately there are fewer of them around these days. Hanging out with Japanese artsy types works too.

Hahahaha, so that's where all that money is going