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[Coligny]

Your daily dose of rotting alive monkeys courtesy of IMonkey channel:

[matsuki]

Monkey apocalypse...the drama that keeps on giving

[Coligny]

As. Borat said, Kazakstan have nice prostitutes

[Coligny]

Teeheee…

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And the next pandemic will be…

Monkeyfuckerpox…

Some monkey sneezed somewhere in Indonestan… shut down everythang !!!!

[Coligny]

Dont know if parody or documentary….

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Another smallpoxed treerat…

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Pocahontas, got her number ?

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A really goodly fucked treerat…

[Coligny]

Do you remember these horrible days of cheap gas and mean tweets ?

[matsuki]

Pocahontas, got her number ?

No.....not yet


On the other hand, my new girl spent 3 days shoveling rocks and gravel with me in the middle of the forest. She gathered a few kg of walnuts/chestnuts. fed the pooches, and cooked breakfast before my lazy ass even woke up each day. Maybe I need to video her in a bikini doing this dirty work and blow it up on YouTube.

[Coligny]

Can she hunt monkeys ?

[Coligny]

[matsuki]

Can she hunt monkeys ?

We almost ran down a horde of them last weekend, you would be proud.

[Coligny]

Dood, you need to put a hunting blind there for me…

And it’s called a troupe…

[Coligny]

Those guys just kill Sabathon…

[matsuki]

Dood, you need to put a hunting blind there for me…

And it’s called a troupe…

How is hunting regulated here anyway? If it's anything like fishing, you got some local cartel that collects money for the right to fish....but doesn't do anything worthwhile with the funds collected or even monitor those fishing in the areas they supposedly control/service.

Troupe might be correct but when you're surrounded by the things, and they're also overhead, horde just feels more fitting.

[Coligny]

Oh boy… I need to move there asap… it’s not hunting if it’s hand to hand brawl…

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[Coligny]

Who needs internet when you have monkeys and questionnable sanity…

[Coligny]

Damn, them trailers for Command & Conquer 4 are getting super realistic…

[Coligny]

As usual, the real trainwrecks are in the comments and Pocahonta’s waterbed…

(Also, stop sending me your sloppy seconds, my walk in freezer is full since the dead monkey deliveries from thailand have restarted… and d1ck freeze burns are kinda hard to explain to my dermatologist…)

[Coligny]

Sluts of tiktok channel… with a good figurehead…

[Coligny]

Meanwhile at the logmahal…

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Meanwhile in Fukushima…

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Meanwhile at the post office…

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Meanwhile somewhere in ‘Murica…

[Coligny]

Just in case you feel the need to be reassured that despite your kink for wearing female lingerie you are wuiet normal in that bell curve thing…

[Coligny]

Sorry, never mind the whole “normalcy” thing….
Instead, the best cooking show ever, noprep 2 for 1…

[Coligny]

Hail to the king…


Hurrah… hurrah… hurrah…

[Coligny]