Oh, the horror!! (AKB-48 kissing)

[IparryU]

Did he actually kill the victim or just choke the chicken?

he chocked both chickens

[IparryU]

[Coligny]

Wait, where is the bitch with vampire teeth and long nose ? It's the only fapable it this cesspool...

[twww]

Who are these idiots throwing money at this monstrous machine?

When will this end?

[Ganma]

Well, it's over now and the streets are littered with CDs that the Otakus can't get rid of. The poor used shops that actually bought them will have a hard time getting rid of them now!
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/06/07/akb48-simply-garbage/

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Well, it's over now and the streets are littered with CDs that the Otakus can't get rid of. The poor used shops that actually bought them will have a hard time getting rid of them now!
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/06/07/akb48-simply-garbage/

Let me get this right? These punters are buying CDs/whatever to get the voting slip, then chucking away the merchandise?

Sounds like Japanese Government Economics 101...

[GomiGirl]

The voting was to ask who should be the band leader? Interesting gimmick cos they are all probably lip synching anyway.

[BigInJapan]

The voting was to ask who should be the band leader?

My wife mentioned that apparently the winner of this latest ABC123 idol group "election" was actually broadcast in the form of a ticker tape announcement at the top of the NHK screen.
Say what? Apparently announcing this announcement ranks up there with earthquakes, tidal waves, and national election results.
Then again, TIJ...

[Coligny]

Ok, but did they play the quake hazard bell too ?

[matsuki]

My wife mentioned that apparently the winner of this latest ABC123 idol group "election" was actually broadcast in the form of a ticker tape announcement at the top of the NHK screen.
Say what? Apparently announcing this announcement ranks up there with earthquakes, tidal waves, and national election results.
Then again, TIJ...

Never underestimate the power of perversion in this country...

[BigInJapan]

[IparryU]

Malware attacks otaku's phones with an AKB48 Android app
[Cont. on BGR]

This totally fucked up a few upskirt photographers' day!

[matsuki]

Bwahahahahahahahaha, this is so golden!

[Taro Toporific]

Catoneinutica, where art thou?!?

heading to Toyohashi... But he can't find fresh horses for his fiacre...

Coligny, where art thou?!?

[Mike Oxlong]

When viewing his profile, the "last visited" time-stamp is blank.

[Takechanpoo]

i wholeheartedly do hope that that piece of warm shit already finished killing itself. hell yeah

[Russell]

:?: When viewing his profile, the "last visited" time-stamp is blank.

He'll be back!

[Takechanpoo]

you damn gaijijn dudes seem to not be aware of your own double standard.
just imagine that if you gaijin dudes see some japanese are friendly with and frolic around with some robust anti-foreign ideologists/racists like brinky ishihara and makoto sakurai(ex-leader of zaitoku-kai), you think those japanese are the same with the jingoists/racists and they too are your potential enemies(even if they dont intend to be), dont you, eh?
its the very same feeling of mine when i see you dudes friendlily are chatting with the piece of french worm shit.
you dudes better learn how to see things from the viewpoint of others.

[matsuki]

A 50 something year old actor married the 16 year old in this godawful video

That would be this guy:

Doug Hutchison

Gawd that video is painful.

But cheeses farkin wtf ...

He could be forgiven for mistaking her for someone older. At least looks-wise.

LOL, this seemed worth the zombie....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Stodden

How it started...

Their relationship drew controversy and criticism, as Stodden was 16 when they married 50-year-old Hutchison, who had been labeled a "pedophile" and "predator". It was also reported that Stodden's father was four years younger than his son-in-law Hutchison. According to Hutchison, as a result of his marriage to Stodden, his agent quit, his family disowned him and he received death threats.

Hutchison was also defended by Stodden's mother, Krista Keller, who praised Hutchison for the kindness with which he treats Stodden.

How it ended...

On November 1, 2013, the media reported that Stodden and Hutchison were ending their marriage of two and a half years. Stodden later told Fox News that their 34-year age gap was a primary contributing factor for their divorce. In August 2014, the couple announced that they had reconciled, with plans to renew their wedding vows later that year.

It was announced on May 17, 2016, that Stodden and Hutchison were expecting their first child. In July, around three months into their pregnancy, Stodden announced they had suffered a miscarriage. On May 20, 2016, the pair celebrated their fifth anniversary by renewing their wedding vows.

In January 2017, it was reported that Stodden and Hutchison had separated, but were still living together. In March 2018, Stodden filed for divorce and did not request spousal support. Their divorce was finalized in March 2020 as Stodden announced on their Instagram, with Stodden stating that they felt "absolutely taken advantage of" and "groomed", which they stated began when he reached out to them via email. Stodden made this accusation in a March 2022 interview, along with the statement that Hutchison was emotionally abusive and at times physically abusive, commenting, "I think that's the ultimate power a groomer has over a child. That emotional abuse and control." Hutchison, however, stated in a 2011 interview that Stodden contacted him via email first.

If she looks like that at 16, what will she look like at 30?

So recap is basically she suffers miscarriage, upsized boobs does porn, then downsized boobs. Goes bi an non-binary, they/them pronouns, starts with the toxic masculinity talk and how she was suppressed by all the men in her life....then starts accusing the old dude she married of all kinds of grooming and abuse. All under the guise of those solid Christian values Pronouns changed again and marrying another dude with money. Somehow I don't think it will be much more successful the first but maybe humanity will get a break and she won't reproduce.

https://www.instagram.com/courtneyastod ... 02ee69ceac

Almost 30 now...with makeup and filters, not terrible but definitely not my taste.

[Coligny]

Almost 30 now...with makeup and filters, not terrible but definitely not my taste.

I thought your taste were:

“Still breathing”

[matsuki]

Almost 30 now...with makeup and filters, not terrible but definitely not my taste.

I thought your taste were:

“Still breathing”

Just imagine a 30min car ride with her and you'll understand why she's less than "still breathing."

[Coligny]

You realize that I drive with baba in the back seat (technically 3rd row) in a car where the engine noise prevent anyone to hear himself in a 10 meter radius and make it impossible to even think when inside ?
Last time we got a ride in another car we were amazed be able to hear the cat farting and even have the time to open the windows before the air became as unbreathable as the fields of Verdun in 1916…

[matsuki]

You realize that I drive with baba in the back seat (technically 3rd row) in a car where the engine noise prevent anyone to hear himself in a 10 meter radius and make it impossible to even think when inside ?
Last time we got a ride in another car we were amazed be able to hear the cat farting and even have the time to open the windows before the air became as unbreathable as the fields of Verdun in 1916…

Meatball has engine noise? I thought those things were pretty quiet

[Coligny]

Nope…

That dumptruck is noisy as hell. Inside and outside…
Seems to have been an issue at least since the 3rd gen in the 80’s

[matsuki]

Ever since the Eclipse GTX and LanEvoV, I've always wanted a Mitsu...and ever since my Mitsu owning friends have advised against it.

[Coligny]

Ever since the Eclipse GTX and LanEvoV, I've always wanted a Mitsu...and ever since my Mitsu owning friends have advised against it.

Eclipse… looked like a Chinese copycat of a Supra…
From a time where chinese industry was only able to make novelty fake rubber dog shit…

[matsuki]

Ever since the Eclipse GTX and LanEvoV, I've always wanted a Mitsu...and ever since my Mitsu owning friends have advised against it.

Eclipse… looked like a Chinese copycat of a Supra…
From a time where chinese industry was only able to make novelty fake rubber dog shit…

I loved em...

[Coligny]

Ever since the Eclipse GTX and LanEvoV, I've always wanted a Mitsu...and ever since my Mitsu owning friends have advised against it.

Eclipse… looked like a Chinese copycat of a Supra…
From a time where chinese industry was only able to make novelty fake rubber dog shit…

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I loved em...

Fixed that for you…

[matsuki]

Yeah, you can say it looks like a Mitsu Supra but it was basically a Lan Evo in a Supra bodykit