FAO Coligny

[Samurai_Jerk]

[yanpa]

Care to explain this?

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http://tabelog.com/tokyo/A1309/A130904/13006277/

[Russell]

Speaking about ninja cats...

[Coligny]

Care to explain this?

marmite.jpg

http://tabelog.com/tokyo/A1309/A130904/13006277/

Whut's wrong ? marmite is "cooking pot"

[yanpa]

Ah OK. Not a thick yeast-based paste then.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Ah OK. Not a thick yeast-based paste then.

No but that's something his wife has to deal with at work on a regular basis.

[wagyl]

Ah OK. Not a thick yeast-based paste then.

No but that's something his wife has to deal with at work on a regular basis.

Mmmmmmm. Black, salty, with caramel notes.

[matsuki]

[Coligny]

This one cat is getting quite famous... But I'm pretty sure that having a cat enjoying to ride a roomba all day long while wearing a shark suit could drive any cat owner batshit insane in few weeks...

[Taro Toporific]

Coligny's mobile cathouse spotted!

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via

[Coligny]

Iz mah Tacamo:

Tactical
Cat
Mover

[matsuki]

Iz mah Tacamo:

Tactical
Cat
Mover

I'm pretty sure it's a KIA "Soul"....aptly named as it may be all you're left with after some driving in it....

[Coligny]

It's a bit of a vicious test... The impact zone is just outside of the engine support crumple beam...

Outside of an M1A2 or M88-2 i don't see many vehicles doing good there...

[matsuki]

Are you using Korean drone tech on the mirror covers?

[Mike Oxlong]

Coligny's mobile cathouse spotted!

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via

I thought those were (road)kills painted on the fuselage...

[matsuki]

Coligny's mobile cathouse spotted!

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via

I thought those were (road)kills painted on the fuselage...

It's a new level of creepiness when the cat lady is out to show the world she is "that single cat lady."

[wagyl]

Obligatory xkcd.

[matsuki]

Alaska feline mayor Stubbs the cat suffers dog attack

Stubbs the cat, mayor of Talkeetna - which has no human mayor - is receiving veterinary care.

The cat, aged 16, was elected in a write-in campaign 15 years ago.

In the wake of Saturday's attack, Stubbs has been left with a punctured lung, bruised hips, a long deep gash on his side and a fractured sternum, the AP news agency reports.

Talkeetna, 115 miles (185km) north of the state's main city, Anchorage, is dotted with artist shops and is said to be the inspiration for the US TV series Northern Exposure.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23971537

[Russell]

Kitty falls 11 stories from Mendenhall Tower window

Stephanie Gustafson was relaxing at home Monday evening when curiosity got the best her two-year-old cat Wasabi.

“It was about 11 p.m. She was chasing a mosquito around the house,” Gustafson said. “Normally I keep the windows closed because she’s so curious, but this time it was open just enough.”

The mosquito escaped through the window of Gustafson’s 11th floor apartment at the Mendenhall Tower in downtown Juneau; Wasabi, a mere slip of a cat, went after it.

Gustafson said she “freaked out”. Her mother watched as the cat fell to the ground.

“My mom said she fell right about here,” Gustafson said, pointing with her foot to a spot in the parking lot about 15 feet away from the building. “And I ran down and found her huddled up right over there next to that metal box.”

When Gustafson got to Wasabi, she saw that her cat was bloody and soaked from the rain.

“She was sitting in this corner and had her eyes closed a little bit. Her paw was limp,” Gustafson said. “She was really quiet. She wasn’t meowing in pain or anything.”

Gustafson said she called an emergency veterinary clinic and was able to get Wasabi in for midnight X-rays.

“I thought maybe she had some internal injuries,” Gustafson said. “I didn’t think she would survive.”

As it turns out, Wasabi is as strong as her namesake.

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[Coligny]

I remember a study on cat aerodynamics that showed that drops initiated from an altitude of 7 story or higher provided a better acceleration/build up drag for the cat and were more survivable. Some parachute effect versus terminal velocity. Deploy your parachute too late and you are fucked. Give it some time to inflate, or give the cat skin time to act like for flying squirrels and stuff gets better...

[Taro Toporific]

Just because Coligny looooves monkeys so much....

Zoo Monkey Tears Off Baby's Testicle, Eats It as Mom Watches In Horror
gawker.com 2013/Sept/7
Chinese state media is reporting that a horrifying attack at a zoo in Guiyang has resulted in a small child having at least one of his testicles torn off by a monkey.
According to local reports, the 8-month-old boy's mother was changing his diaper inside the Guiyang Qianling Wildlife Park, when one of the zoo's monkeys suddenly pounced on the child and ripped off a chunk of his genitals.
Qianling Park is known for allowing its substantial monkey population to roam free.
Signs posted by the park's management warn guests not to feed the animals, but officials believe the monkey may have mistaken the boy's private parts for food.
CCTV says another visitor successfully retrieved the baby's severed testicle, but that the monkey quickly snatched it from his hand and ate it before it could be tackled.
More...
http://youtu.be/FKd3Krhm7tI

Monkey Steals the Peach

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[Coligny]

thanks... really thanks...

Now I never drive around without this:

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Not putting too much hope... but I don't trust myself with a flamethrower...

Actually... tearing out the throat of a live monkey is quite up on my bucket list... then crushing the skull...

I can't remember when I started hating monkeys... never had enough time to work this issue with a shrink...

[Russell]

Who needs a Pacu when there's monkeys around...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Can't really blame the monkey. After all baby testicles are delicious.

[matsuki]

Can't really blame the monkey. After all baby testicles are delicious.

[Russell]

Can't really blame the monkey. After all baby testicles are delicious.

Relax, he means only half of the babies...

[matsuki]

Can't really blame the monkey. After all baby testicles are delicious.

Relax, he means only half of the babies...

revenge!!

[matsuki]

[Russell]

[Christoff]

This!