Fightin round the world: Tokyo

[Taro Toporific]

....I'm glad you posted the clip because it is part of what happens here to FGs whether through our own fault or the sheer bad luck...

Yep, it happens about once a month to me, but oddly nothing has got out of hand......yet.

Oh wait, there was that one night I grabbed a necktie and invited a crazy to dance with me on the tracks below JR Shibuya platform. Or the time, I placed the shopping bags of a baba just outside the closing train doors after she repeatedly tried to push me* into the gap between the train platform. Yep, the best way to deal with the drunk-n-crazies is to be drunker and crazier.

*For more than 20 years, "heartfull" Japanese seldom (if ever) apologize for smashing into me on crutches. So thanks to MrUltimateGaijin for smacking a Japanese dickhead, deserving or not.

[jingai]

Or the time, I placed the shopping bags of a baba just outside the closing train doors after she repeatedly tried to push me* into the gap between the train platform

No extra karma points for that one ;--)

[MrUltimateGaijin]

One final note- in order to earn the title of Mr Ulimate Gaijin, you must defeat all the others. The salariman was just a snack. Next you need to pound Rob Pongi, garrote Gomi Girl, beat gBoothe, trash Taro T, and work your way up to the final battle with bikkle and his android army. Then you will truly rule FG.

that's quite a pantheon

[MrUltimateGaijin]

takechanpoo wrote:

> Today I speak to you about your miserable mental status.
> I fuckin sure that you were bullied in your early boyhood and same white women treated you cruelly as if you're a caterpillar.
> So you seek relief to Japan and japanese women ,
> and you arrived in this Japan of Chrysantemum.
> But saddly you have been also bullied and discriminated as poor ugly lolita otaku gaijin in Japan.
> So you lost your temper and producted ridicule-like video that is treated Japanese homeless who are far poor than you.
> weak man seeks more weaker man.
> Actually fukin ugly white gaijin like that(surely you) is around Japan.
> As if Japan and japanese women's pussy is mental hospital or rehabilitation facility for loser ugly poor white gaijin like you.
>
> this message also report in fuckedgaijin.com, dont you?
> see you tomorrow

[drpepper]

As a long timer here too, I have had this shit happen to me or numerous occaisions... and Osaka is a tougher town than Tokyo as well. It has never come to blows as I suppose I am tall and ugly enough and speak Japanese well enough to let them know exactly where they stand (though it was harder to speak japanese well the first few times this happened... I know it is tough, Mr.U, well the blood boils to keep a straight head and be able to speak as well as you usually do). Now taxi drivers on the other hand..... blows should be expected....

[kurogane]

Maybe he had to fight you to discourage poor Japanese?

Kitty has a point.

I missed the instigation part. All I saw was him come walking back at you, then silence, mutliple repeated shots of your elbow and the nice foliage, then more

Nanda Omae!?

and Konka?

Then..........................??

Why were you filming him? I would not be happy about that part to begin with, but to give you credit, if it were me, after only two of those "Omae!" he would've been kissing pavement.

Omae ni omae to iwaretakunai

[kurogane]

he was holding his shoulder due to our previous collision. i was saying mite and pointing to my eyes, as in "fuckin LOOK where u r going"

maybe i shoulda tried "anata no arukikata wa abunai desu kara"

Maybe you should learn Japanese. What you were effectively saying was "Look at my eyes".

PS you sound kinda girly. Nice trick editing out the sound to make yourself look better, btw.

The jury is turning against you, and you're still in the box.

[Greji]

The jury is turning against you, and you're still in the box.

Taro's on crutches and they run him over willingly and shove him out of their way. I've seen them dump old ladies and old men just to get on one train earlier during rush. Those type of clowns exist anywhere and should not!

Ain't no bloody jury here. MrUG, if you see him again, ring his fucking bell one more time and if you don't want to do that, send him around and I'll gladly hold the MF down while Taro beats him into the sod with his sticks!

[Taro Toporific]

Taro's on crutches and they run him over willingly and shove him out of their way. I've seen them dump old ladies and old men just to get on one train earlier during rush.:

Ha, ha, the funniest thing is it's the older people who are the worst about trying to push me off the platform or down the station stairs. Yakuza types are generally the most helpful. :hehe:

[INDENT] Violent attacks soar at train stations / Blood on the tracks as abusive passengers ride roughshod...
The Yomiuri Shimbun--Aug. 13, 2006
.....Kenzo Takeuchi, a professor at Tokyo Woman's Christian University who specializes in transport economics, said: "Frustration in society tends to be vented on someone or something that is weak. The increasing number of attacks on station employees is one example of this."
Takeuchi said fierce competition among railway companies for business has led to companies instructing employees to adopt an ultrapolite attitude, leading passengers to become conceited and arrogant in their dealings with them.
[/INDENT]

[amdg]

Or the time, I placed the shopping bags of a baba just outside the closing train doors after she repeatedly tried to push me* into the gap between the train platform.

This is the kind of creative counter-measure that I like.

[MrUltimateGaijin]

Maybe you should learn Japanese. What you were effectively saying was "Look at my eyes".

PS you sound kinda girly. Nice trick editing out the sound to make yourself look better, btw.

The jury is turning against you, and you're still in the box.

Perry Mason, i presume?

[jingai]

Add kurogane to the list of people you need to conquer to become the ultimate gaijin. Maybe replace the missing sound with movie clips from http://www.jingai.com/yakuza/

[kurogane]

Perry Mason, i presume?

Perry Mason meets Ironside, baby.

I gots the snackiest secretaries on the bar.

So, anyways, do tell. How did it all start, in detail, preferably well written.

Oh, and do be careful out there.

[(1VB)freels]

I totally on your side UG. If I were you, I would have hit him with the camera. If you were threatened, then you ahve nothing but self defense mode. You said you were going back in that direction, and you didn't have a choice cause he pinned you in a corner? What does a snake of dog or anything do in a corner. It defends it self. You did that. BUt I still would have hit him with the camera. They are pretty durable nowadays. Imagine the sound of that when you were watching that. *WHACK* Awesome. Kick his ass Sea Bass!!!!


And Yes I am advocating violence for self defensive purposes. Sue Me. I'm American! And Proud to be a FG!

[Taro Toporific]

.... cameras are not always as durable as they seem. Believe me, it only takes one drop, and its back in the shop...

For years* I carried a good-to-20-meters-depth, waterproof digital camera specifically because it wouldn't break if a drunk jiji bumped his head into it.


*(It finally broke when for the zillionth time I put on it a 2-second shutter timer and threw it over a matsuri parade into bushes on the opposite side of the crowded road where I was standing.)