Random Gaijin Video of the Day

Post embedded videos on all topics. Each new thread should contain one video. Non-video threads should be posted in Media Fix.
Post a reply

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:04 pm

[YT]sVJ11fXN1KM[/YT]

Odd clip where a Dutch actress pretends to be a Japanese translator for an interview with Geri Halliwell of the Spice Girls. It was for a Dutch comedy show, hence the subtitles. I can't tell you much about it because I found it too excruciating to watch through.
User avatar
Mulboyne
 
Posts: 18608
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 1:39 pm
Location: London
Top

Postby hundefar » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:56 pm

Mulboyne wrote:
Odd clip where a Dutch actress pretends to be a Japanese translator for an interview with Geri Halliwell of the Spice Girls. It was for a Dutch comedy show, hence the subtitles. I can't tell you much about it because I found it too excruciating to watch through.


It is from a series. The same show was done in a Danish version, with a female singer pretending to be Japanese going by the name "Ushi Haiku" (yes, it was that sad). There was also a similar show called "Oumi" in Sweden, with actor/singer Mi Ridell pretending to be a Japanese journalist. I even found a picture of the Swedish edition for you:

Image
User avatar
hundefar
Maezumo
 
Posts: 732
Joined: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:52 am
Top

Postby Tsuru » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:30 pm

edit: will read first
"Doing engineering calculations with the imperial system is like wiping your ass with acorns, it works, but it's painful and stupid."

"Plus, it's British."
- Nameless
User avatar
Tsuru
 
Posts: 2408
Joined: Tue Jan 14, 2003 9:08 am
Location: Farcical Blingboddery
Top

Postby amdg » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:43 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[YT]sVJ11fXN1KM[/YT]

Odd clip where a Dutch actress pretends to be a Japanese translator for an interview with Geri Halliwell of the Spice Girls. It was for a Dutch comedy show, hence the subtitles. I can't tell you much about it because I found it too excruciating to watch through.


That Spice girls pretty cute. I had no idea.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
--------------------------
Keep staring, I might do a trick.
--------------------------
Noriko you whore!
User avatar
amdg
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1880
Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:09 pm
Location: Leaving Noriko's bedroom window as Omae enters
Top

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:54 pm

amdg wrote:That Spice girls pretty cute. I had no idea.


[YT]bjTtxXA4tGQ[/YT]
User avatar
Mulboyne
 
Posts: 18608
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 1:39 pm
Location: London
Top

Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:12 pm

[YT]f-0W6vZ0Chs[/YT]
:cool:
User avatar
Takechanpoo
 
Posts: 4294
Images: 4
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 pm
Location: Tama Prefecture(多摩県)
Top

Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:33 pm

[YT]Q-EKp4z5bg0[/YT]
Piggy U.S girls trying J-snack, but they think it is Kimchi snack.
User avatar
Takechanpoo
 
Posts: 4294
Images: 4
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 pm
Location: Tama Prefecture(多摩県)
Top

Postby Iraira » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:46 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:[YT]Q-EKp4z5bg0[/YT]
Piggy U.S girls trying J-snack, but they think it is Kimchi snack.


Would you do them, Take?

My advice to help you score: Tell them that you are Korean and have a "little fish" for them.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
;)
User avatar
Iraira
Maezumo
 
Posts: 3978
Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:22 am
Location: Sitting across from an obaasan who suffers from gastric reflux.
Top

Postby Greji » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:01 am

Iraira wrote:Would you do them, Take? My advice to help you score: Tell them that you are Korean and have a "little fish" for them.


He can already offer them a little eel, maybe some little fish might be the ticket!
:cool:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:59 pm

[YT]pvBSxl4HUA8[/YT]
g*y?8-)
User avatar
Takechanpoo
 
Posts: 4294
Images: 4
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 pm
Location: Tama Prefecture(多摩県)
Top

Lost Star gets Lost in Translation

Postby Kuang_Grade » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:57 am

Star of the show Lost, Evangeline Lilly, talks about her recent travels in Japan...which was supposed to be China, but since she didn't realize she needed a visa to visit China until she got to the airport, she went to Japan instead. Yeah, don't like my mustache.

[YT]OM4gkQWUOKM[/YT]
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
User avatar
Kuang_Grade
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1364
Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:19 pm
Location: The United States of Whatever
Top

Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:55 pm

She want to go to Japanese lovehotel.
[YT]iQIAU132PcQ[/YT]
:bukkake:
User avatar
Takechanpoo
 
Posts: 4294
Images: 4
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 pm
Location: Tama Prefecture(多摩県)
Top

Postby Greji » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:03 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:She want to go to Japanese lovehotel.
[YT]iQIAU132PcQ[/YT]
:bukkake:


Gummed up yer whole keyboard, did she?
:cool:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:56 pm

Greji wrote:Gummed up yer whole keyboard, did she?
:cool:

I came shot against her face many times over.



[YT]hcaNsIIGiHk[/YT]
Needless to say, this white dude is Aussie.
User avatar
Takechanpoo
 
Posts: 4294
Images: 4
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 pm
Location: Tama Prefecture(多摩県)
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:30 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Needless to say, this white dude is Aussie.

You sure it aint you Take-nihonjin-nisemono-Poopies?
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby Greji » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:46 am

Takechanpoo wrote:I came shot against her face many times over.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Why am I not surprised!
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby hundefar » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:08 am

hundefar wrote:It is from a series. The same show was done in a Danish version, with a female singer pretending to be Japanese going by the name "Ushi Haiku" (yes, it was that sad). There was also a similar show called "Oumi" in Sweden, with actor/singer Mi Ridell pretending to be a Japanese journalist. I even found a picture of the Swedish edition for you:

Image


and here are some of the horrid danish clips:

[YT]zOD6Lfo6gdw[/YT]

[YT]n-4p5bpBlNU[/YT]

[YT]8y0PkBE9PuY[/YT]
User avatar
hundefar
Maezumo
 
Posts: 732
Joined: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:52 am
Top

Postby GuyJean » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:20 am

Scary Movie 4 - Japanese Subtitles Scene
[YT]xQvHrBtzT6s[/YT]

Fujitsu!

GJ
User avatar
GuyJean
 
Posts: 5720
Joined: Sun Apr 14, 2002 2:44 pm
Location: Taro's Old Butt Plug
Top

Postby Gilligan » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:37 am

NJR but I thought it was pretty damn funny. Sorry.

[YT]Vc8tPTVBRSc[/YT]
User avatar
Gilligan
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 10:09 pm
Location: The Big Nag
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:27 am

Nice one Gill.
You just found Take's theme song!
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby GomiGirl » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:57 pm

Were these the "Dick in a box" guys?
User avatar
GomiGirl
 
Posts: 9129
Joined: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:56 pm
Location: Roamin' with my fave 12"!!
Top

Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:13 pm

Another asiaphile white dude's sample

[YT]YBIckTLEth0[/YT]
User avatar
Takechanpoo
 
Posts: 4294
Images: 4
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 pm
Location: Tama Prefecture(多摩県)
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:21 pm

Fuck...And to think that one of the reasons I spend hours on this forum each day is to escape the horror that is japanese commercial television...
:smashpc:
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:34 pm

Find out what drugs this guy has taken so I never take them myself... that was wrong!! "My EYES!!"

Takechanpoo wrote:Another asiaphile white dude's sample

[YT]YBIckTLEth0[/YT]
User avatar
GomiGirl
 
Posts: 9129
Joined: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:56 pm
Location: Roamin' with my fave 12"!!
Top

Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:22 pm

chin chin chin chin:luv3:
[YT]FLq1K99EIT8[/YT]
User avatar
Takechanpoo
 
Posts: 4294
Images: 4
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 pm
Location: Tama Prefecture(多摩県)
Top

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:28 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:chin chin chin chin:luv3:
[YT]FLq1K99EIT8[/YT]


That is the shocking Italian game show that is on late at night on cable. It is horrendous - especially the 80's leotards and the flabby host of the show.
User avatar
GomiGirl
 
Posts: 9129
Joined: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:56 pm
Location: Roamin' with my fave 12"!!
Top

Postby Kuang_Grade » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:24 am

[YT]yhvGUnkFd0Q[/YT]

Long past his due date at the solyent green factory, Willard Scott does a remote for nationwide Today Show on the Washington DC Cherry Blossom festival
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
User avatar
Kuang_Grade
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1364
Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:19 pm
Location: The United States of Whatever
Top

Postby Gilligan » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:11 pm

User avatar
Gilligan
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 10:09 pm
Location: The Big Nag
Top

Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:31 pm

Gilligan wrote:
Truly this guy's NEVER been to Japan.


Who cares, some of Scott's sarcastic humor is pretty funny and some of it vague enough that you can easily miss it! He obviously won't get Leno's spot, but he can be entertaining.
:cool:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby Charles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:31 pm

[YT]bGybYd_9KQI[/YT]
User avatar
Charles
Maezumo
 
Posts: 4050
Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2003 6:14 am
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply

Return to Videos

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group