FAO Coligny

[Coligny]

The mash potatoze bacon beef... thing...

More comically bad than evil bad...
The kind of stuff a kid with down syndrome would come up with... (ok... maybe with some Nutella too in that case)
tried once last week. convinced me to stay of the McDo hell forevur...

[matsuki]

The mash potatoze bacon beef... thing...

More comically bad than evil bad...
The kind of stuff a kid with down syndrome would come up with... (ok... maybe with some Nutella too in that case)
tried once last week. convinced me to stay of the McDo hell forevur...

It actually sounds good...cold potatos though blahhh

[Samurai_Jerk]

The mash potatoze bacon beef... thing...

More comically bad than evil bad...
The kind of stuff a kid with down syndrome would come up with... (ok... maybe with some Nutella too in that case)
tried once last week. convinced me to stay of the McDo hell forevur...

It actually sounds good...cold potatos though blahhh

Yeah nothing wrong with that combo though I'm sure they fucked it up.

[matsuki]

The mash potatoze bacon beef... thing...

More comically bad than evil bad...
The kind of stuff a kid with down syndrome would come up with... (ok... maybe with some Nutella too in that case)
tried once last week. convinced me to stay of the McDo hell forevur...

It actually sounds good...cold potatos though blahhh

Yeah nothing wrong with that combo though I'm sure they fucked it up.

Apparently cold potatoes, some sort of franken-processed cheese, raw onions, and some sort of sweet jizz sauce ruined it for him.

[Coligny]

Mash potatoze are supposed to be warm init... Even after the drive home... And god knows that I take my time these days...

But do you realize how bad a mash potatoze sandwich/hamburger can be ? Bread+potatoze+Side french fries !?
You need a tanker truck of coke to get it down hoping you didn't choke to death between bites...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Mash potatoze are supposed to be warm init... Even after the drive home... And god knows that I take my time these days...

But do you realize how bad a mash potatoze sandwich/hamburger can be ? Bread+potatoze+Side french fries !?
You need a tanker truck of coke to get it down hoping you didn't choke to death between bites...

Is it mashed potatoes of Japanese-style potato salad? Japanese potato salad tend be mashed. On the homepage they just call it "potato filling." Sounds delicious

[matsuki]

The raw onions and sauce sound the worst to me...it's shit like this that makes me laugh every time I see/hear marketing with the ol "日本人の口に合うetc etc etc"

[wagyl]

And we have a winner!

Kita no ii toko 牛(gyu) tto burger.

To make up for that, lets have some Toyohashi news

School corridor wiping world championships

[Coligny]

Mash potatoze are supposed to be warm init... Even after the drive home... And god knows that I take my time these days...

But do you realize how bad a mash potatoze sandwich/hamburger can be ? Bread+potatoze+Side french fries !?
You need a tanker truck of coke to get it down hoping you didn't choke to death between bites...

Is it mashed potatoes of Japanese-style potato salad? Japanese potato salad tend be mashed. On the homepage they just call it "potato filling." Sounds delicious

Chunky mashed, not puree mousseline mashed.
And since i alway put the mcdo bag in front of the rear floor heating vent by reflex(*) (under the front seat) i'm starting to wonder if it was warm from the start or just baked by the car... The climate control is weird on that thing for the second row. While front and 3rd are either hot or cold independently. The middle can be full hot on the feets and full cold from the overhead vents at the same time. Seems to depend on the engine version, and the manual ask you to consult your dealership aboot the feature... Never a good sign with these guys...


(*)yes, of course, did that with a sundae too... Best oreo vanilla warm soup ever...

[Coligny]

This is a picture of a cat

High as fuck

On catnip...

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[Samurai_Jerk]

How many boxes of Chicken McNuggets did you send?

Japan's cat island finds purr-fect solution to food crisis

Tokyo (AFP) - An army of cats ruling a remote Japanese island are licking their whiskers after a plea for food aid triggered a flood of donations from across the country.

More than 140 cats occupy the tiny island of Aoshima in southern Japan -- outnumbering humans by eight to one -- but when the feral felines recently ran out of cat food, a cry for help led to an extraordinary response.

"Food began pouring in from all over Japan," Kazuyuki Ono, 59, whose tweet raised the alarm, told AFP on Friday.

"There's so much of it now we can't store it," he added.

"We're asking people to stop sending donations. But the cats couldn't be happier."

Fittingly, hundreds of boxes of cat food arrived at Aoshima dock, a 30-minute boat ride from the mainland, in time for February 22 -- officially Cat Day in Japan.

"The food started arriving right at that time," said Ono.

"In spring and summer, tourists bring food to feed the cats but when it gets cold, the sea is rough and nobody comes. Sometimes boats can't cross in the rough seas. It's a mysterious little island."

[Coligny]

Ermugerd hungry kittehz and I didn't knew. Have to put an auto refill order at amazon japan for them...

[matsuki]

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Is there another meaning to "Fromage" or is this bike literally named cheese?

[wagyl]

Just wait until Matsuki discovers SMEG.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Just wait until Matsuki discovers SMEG.

Smeg ain't an American thing.

[wagyl]

Just wait until Matsuki discovers SMEG.

Smeg ain't an American thing.

Yeah, I suppose with the widespread infant circumcision, dick cheese isn't an American thing.

[matsuki]

Just wait until Matsuki discovers SMEG.

Smeg ain't an American thing.

Yeah, I suppose with the widespread infant circumcision, dick cheese isn't an American thing.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Just wait until Matsuki discovers SMEG.

Smeg ain't an American thing.

Yeah, I suppose with the widespread infant circumcision, dick cheese isn't an American thing.

Exactly. I used to watch "Red Dwarf" and had no idea what a smeg head was and didn't know till I came to Japan and started hanging out with Brits.

[kurogane]

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Is there another meaning to "Fromage" or is this bike literally named cheese?

Newbie. Do you even own a proper Jpn bicycle? That is a genuine shopping bicycle: it be da cheez. I used to have a big 29" geared one, and yes, it was called the Gran Fromage.

[Takechanpoo]

ちんカス or まんカス is not rare so much here in japan.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

... dick cheese isn't an American thing.

Wasn't he the host of Bandstand?

[kurogane]

Heathen. That was Willy Sohjuge, the Urkarainian DJ.

PS BTW, the Dyck clan is not amused by any of these jokes. And they're Huge in the prairies.
So to speak.
PPS I was taught by Noel Dyck (say it quickly), and he had brothers named Harold and Richard.
Mennos rock.

[Mike Oxlong]

Heathen. That was Willy Sohjuge, the Urkarainian DJ.

PS BTW, the Dyck clan is not amused by any of these jokes. And they're Huge in the prairies.
So to speak.
PPS I was taught by Noel Dyck (say it quickly), and he had brothers named Harold and Richard.
Mennos rock.

You have got to be pulling my third leg. I grew up in a town where the father of a classmate was named, and I kid you not, Harry Dyck. And, seriously, I do not make this up, the youngest daughter was named Anita.

[Taro Toporific]

Q: There has been a cold drizzle for past week and half…What do you wear?
A: An inflatable cat raincoat of course.

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Michiko Koshino inflatable cat jacket in Harajuku --- @TokyoFashion | 2016-Mar-13

[Coligny]

Funnily... the idea don't sound as dumb as it looks...

[Taro Toporific]

Funnily... the idea don't sound as dumb as it looks...

Makes more sense than these traditional kinky kappa/coats...

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[Coligny]

Frack... so pissed at wet weather that I never thought aboot the kinkiness potential of them raincoats...

[yanpa]

Free Japanese lessons for you (some prior Islamic radicalism may be necessary):

The prisoners in these new anti-radicalisation units will enjoy resources that put the rest of the penal system to shame. They will be supervised by a larger-than-usual complement of warders, trained in the rudiments of Salafism, and they will receive visits by sociologists, psychologists and historians (to argue against their rose-tinted ideas about medieval caliphates). The routine for these men will include theatre workshops, political discussions and lessons in the prison school – reading and writing for the barely literate, Japanese for the intellectually advanced.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/m ... -terrorism

[Russell]

Free Japanese lessons for you (some prior Islamic radicalism may be necessary):

The prisoners in these new anti-radicalisation units will enjoy resources that put the rest of the penal system to shame. They will be supervised by a larger-than-usual complement of warders, trained in the rudiments of Salafism, and they will receive visits by sociologists, psychologists and historians (to argue against their rose-tinted ideas about medieval caliphates). The routine for these men will include theatre workshops, political discussions and lessons in the prison school – reading and writing for the barely literate, Japanese for the intellectually advanced.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/m ... -terrorism

Aha, they want to send all the smart radicals to Japan.

You have to give it to those French...

[Coligny]

Can I bring my cats ?