FAO Coligny

[yanpa]

Free Japanese lessons for you (some prior Islamic radicalism may be necessary):

The prisoners in these new anti-radicalisation units will enjoy resources that put the rest of the penal system to shame. They will be supervised by a larger-than-usual complement of warders, trained in the rudiments of Salafism, and they will receive visits by sociologists, psychologists and historians (to argue against their rose-tinted ideas about medieval caliphates). The routine for these men will include theatre workshops, political discussions and lessons in the prison school – reading and writing for the barely literate, Japanese for the intellectually advanced.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/m ... -terrorism

Aha, they want to send all the smart radicals to Japan.

You have to give it to those French...

Yes, but China is the real home of the radicals.

[yanpa]

Can I bring my cats ?

All 72, as long as they're certified virgins.

[Coligny]

Fcuck...

| People With Rage Disorder Twice As Likely to Have Latent Toxoplasmosis Parasite Infection

http://sciencelife.uchospitals.edu/2016 ... 1458762573

[yanpa]

So is the conclusion that people with rage disorder are more likely to spend time flinging moggy poop?

Anyway, pussy, happy ending, fnarr fnarr.

Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in the post

Happy ending after family pet Cupcake accidentally sealed inside cardboard box and transported 260 miles

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle ... n-the-post

[Coligny]

Saw this one yesturday on the Cat News Network.
And I thought singapoor post was lame...
at least not 8 days for 260 miles lame...

[yanpa]

I'm sure that will be fixed once the UK leaves the EU.

This article was amended on 27 March 2016. An earlier version implied that insects, bees and earthworms are not animals.

[Coligny]

I'm sure that will be fixed once the UK leaves the EU.

This article was amended on 27 March 2016. An earlier version implied that insects, bees and earthworms are not animals.

At least they didn't imply m00slims were h00manz...

[Taro Toporific]

Just because Coligny looooves monkeys so much....

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Japanese Monkeys Like to Socialize, Even With Nits to Pick
nytimes.com | March 28, 2016

[Coligny]

Fuck y'all

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Why do French only drink Arab coffee?
Can't get a decent cuppa in the entire cuntry.

[Coligny]

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to grow that stuff with the French weather...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffea_arabica

[Samurai_Jerk]

A Woman Created a Bikini Airline and Became Vietnam's First Female Billionaire

[Coligny]

I'll take one of each thanks.
And the sugar mama wrapped for takeout...
Checking the cats vaccinations right now...

[Takechanpoo]

Just because Coligny looooves monkeys so much....

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Japanese Monkeys Like to Socialize, Even With Nits to Pick
nytimes.com | March 28, 2016

ive thought so far j-snow monkeys looks more like white dudes than japanese

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[Coligny]

Coming from a guy who believe these are human females...
No less...

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[matsuki]

ive thought so far j-snow monkeys looks more like white dudes than japanese

...because they have second eyelids?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Coming from a guy who believe these are human females...
No less...

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I'd hit it.

[matsuki]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

ive thought so far j-snow monkeys looks more like white dudes than japanese

Impossible...no big noses.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

A Woman Created a Bikini Airline and Became Vietnam's First Female Billionaire

I thought they were the Claudettes.

[waruta]

[Coligny]

That's nothing compared to what they did to the Russian anthem. Vlad P almost lost his shit... (blinked thrice in less than a minute)

[yanpa]

In this video, which I found myself inexplicably watching, who is the broad whose photo is blended in a few times?

[Coligny]

In this video, which I found myself inexplicably watching, who is the broad whose photo is blended in a few times?

She might most likely be an allegory of the normalcy bias.

(the clip lightly suffer from the common 'manichean rebus' effect of many non official music videos)

But since it took me 30 years to link the Denfert+lion+shaking with a german imperialism related issue...
(I sort of hate Regiani most of the time...)

[matsuki]

[Samurai_Jerk]

Video shows tourists jumping for their lives from burning cruise ship

A Scottish man who jumped for his life with other tourists off a burning cruise ship in Vietnam -- in an incident caught on video -- said Sunday the scene was “just chaos.”

More than 40 tourists and crew members plunged into the waters of Ha Long Bay on Friday to escape the growing inferno on the docked wooden Aphrodite Cruise ship, the New Zealand Herald reported.

"The crew did their best but they were all very young and obviously overwhelmed by the circumstances,” Michael Doherty told the newspaper. “The passengers were guided to the sun deck of the ship and thereafter given no direction or support. It definitely felt as if it was just chaos.”

He also said official reports suggesting all passengers safely evacuated obviously were incorrect. Video footage shows passengers leaping from the ship as a crowd of onlookers nervously watch.

Doherty said his wife was injured in the fall and may need surgery. He also claimed he learned there were three similar fires on board the ill-fated vessel in the last year, the most recent on Christmas Day.

In a statement posted to Facebook, Aphrodite Cruises said the incident “could be due to careless visitors and staff who smoke and ignore fire prevention.”

Bizarrely, the cruise line also admitted the ship was not equipped to deal with fire, citing comments from the deputy director of fire protection in Quang Ninh, Col. Vu Van Duong.

“Mr Duong said that the wooden ship with many flammable substances, is not equipped with automatic fire-fighting system, so when the fire starts it become very difficult to control,” the statement said.

[Russell]

Aggressive spiders cause panic on Canada-bound plane

The sight of tarantulas scurrying through the cabin on a recent Canada-bound flight left passengers screaming and standing on their seats, as flight attendants warned them to keep their ankles covered.

The two hairy spiders were spotted towards the end of an Air Transat flight from Punta Cana, in the Dominican Republic, to Montreal in April.

“I was wearing a skirt and a spider crawled up my leg,” Catherine Moreau of Québec told Radio-Canada. “It was during the meal. My husband managed to catch the spider in a plastic container, but it wriggled its legs out. My daughter was crying, she was in shock.”

Flight attendants, she added, weren’t sure what to do, with some of them scared to come near the spiders.

The union that represents Air Transat flight attendants said the plane’s crew did all they could to keep passengers calm, instructing them to put their shoes on and cover their ankles. “They gave first aid to the person who said that a spider climbed their legs,” said Julie Roberts.

One of the spiders was captured during the flight. The second continued to roam the interior of the plane until the flight landed in Montreal, where it was trapped by a federal agent.

The tarantulas were likely Phormictopus cancerides, a species common to the Dominican Republic, Montreal-based entomologist Étienne Normandin told Radio-Canada. Ranging in length between 10cm and 20cm, the spider has fangs that can grow to 2cm or more.

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[Taro Toporific]

"ENOUGH NUTRITION©"

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via

[Coligny]

This kitteh look like he's held hostage by ISIS...

[Taro Toporific]

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I once ate 256 live goldfish in a contest, and only got 2nd prize. The difficult part was catching them and making sure they went down headfirst (so their dorsal fins don't rip your esophagus).

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