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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:08 pm

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By the way average size of J-dick is not 10cm but 13cm.
Remember that.
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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:45 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:By the way average size of J-dick is not 10cm but 13cm.
Remember that.
:lol:


Why? I wouldn't want to be that short!
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Postby bolt_krank » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:25 pm

hahahaha....

Someone seems insecure...
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:34 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:By the way average size of J-dick is not 10cm but 13cm.
Remember that.
:lol:
I love how you only talk about the "average size" and never get personal :cool:
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Postby plastiktec » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:35 pm

Man, there is like no point of even posting crap like that. Its a conversation from like a yahoo chat room or something.
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Postby etto_neh » Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:16 pm

yeah. can't really base a conversation on that sort of post, but, I will honestly claim that the Canadians/Aussies here are in a battle for 1-ban asshollery, with Brits in 3rd, and Americans being the nicest overall.

Just sayin'.
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Postby james » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:10 pm

etto_neh wrote:yeah. can't really base a conversation on that sort of post, but, I will honestly claim that the Canadians/Aussies here are in a battle for 1-ban asshollery, with Brits in 3rd, and Americans being the nicest overall.

Just sayin'.


hey, i resemble that remark! :P
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:24 am

The guy is obnoxious, but...

I've seen Japanese porn, it's fucking pathetic, theres a bunch of little-dicked asians beating themselves up and ejaculating in fucking heaps of pubic hair.



That was pretty funny.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:28 pm

Adhesive wrote:Quote:
I've seen Japanese porn, it's fucking pathetic, theres a bunch of little-dicked asians beating themselves up and ejaculating in fucking heaps of pubic hair.


That was pretty funny.


Yah, but you gotta admit it sounds like a whole lotta fun!
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:51 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:By the way average size of J-dick is not 10cm but 13cm. Remember that. :lol:


Again with the personal observations, huh?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:16 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:By the way average size of J-dick is not 10cm but 13cm.
Remember that.
:lol:

LoL
Who the hell measures in cm?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:53 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Who the hell measures in cm?
To some, measuring it in cm makes it seem bigger.
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Postby amdg » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:59 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:LoL
Who the hell measures in cm?


Everywhere in the world except 3 countries.
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Postby Greji » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:15 am

amdg wrote:Everywhere in the world except 3 countries.


And Takepoo. Apparantly he measures in mms.
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:41 am

IkemenTommy wrote:LoL
Who the hell measures in cm?


99% of the world uses the metric system.

Only three countries use non-metric measurement systems: Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States.
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Postby Charles » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:46 am

GomiGirl wrote:99% of the world uses the metric system.

Only three countries use non-metric measurement systems: Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States.

If god had intended for us to use the metric system, he would have made the distance between the tip of King Henry's nose and the tip of his finger to be a meter, rather than a yard.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:58 am

Charles wrote:If god had intended for us to use the metric system, he would have made the distance between the tip of King Henry's nose and the tip of his finger to be a meter, rather than a yard.


That must be a hassle having to dig up a stinky old King evey time you want to measure something, chuckles.

But then, I guess he was a ruler.

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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:07 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]That must be a hassle having to dig up a stinky old King evey time you want to measure something, chuckles.

But then, I guess he was a ruler.

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Groan!!! Yellow card warning for that one!! :p
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Postby Tsuru » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:25 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]That must be a hassle having to dig up a stinky old King evey time you want to measure something, chuckles.

But then, I guess he was a ruler.

]:rofl: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:55 pm

Iraira wrote:Again with the personal observations, huh?

My son too is 13cm.
Problem, my mum?
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:58 pm

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Postby GuyJean » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:06 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:My son too is 13cm.
No fair measuring from inside his pussy.

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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:20 pm

GuyJean wrote:No fair measuring from inside his pussy.

GJ

Shut up, limp dick dude!
Your dick is uselessly big but limp and smelly.
My one is short but extraordinary hard like iron.
remember that.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:30 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Shut up, limp dick dude!
Your dick is uselessly big but limp and smelly.
My one is short but extraordinary hard like iron.
remember that.
:lol:

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So, did you make the 5.1 inch cut-off for the J average? :roll3:
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Postby GuyJean » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:36 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Shut up, limp dick dude!
Your dick is uselessly big but limp and smelly.
My one is short but extraordinary hard like iron.
remember that.
:lol: That's pretty funny.... But you said you don't kiss and tell; I'm never letting you suck my 'big, limp' gaijin dick again!

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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:43 pm

GuyJean wrote:I'm never letting you suck my 'big, limp' gaijin dick again!

Did I hear that correctly, GJ? :shock:
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Postby GuyJean » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:59 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Did I hear that correctly, GJ? :shock:
Yes.. But I'm always the 'top'! ;)

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Postby CrankyBastard » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:37 pm

[quote="GuyJean"]:lol: That's pretty funny.... But you said you don't kiss and tell]

Hey, GJ.
I've already promised Takechinpoko that I'll introduce her to some nice sailors once I buy her from AssKissinger. So you can just wait your turn.:cool:
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Postby Iraira » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:41 pm

[quote="GuyJean"]Yes.. But I'm always the 'top'! ]

Did you give Takechan a courtesy reach-around?:lol:
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Postby Greji » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:57 pm

Iraira wrote:Did you give Takechan a courtesy reach-around?:lol:


Don't you mean courtesy wretch-around? It is Takepoo we're discussing here!
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