Major 5.2 quake in France...

[Coligny]

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First consequences include realizing that we have an island down there...

I'm pretty sure there is a civil servant paid to keep track of where are all the bits of french territories on this planet.
We are really good at not letting anything go...

[Grumpy Gramps]

When I still was a frequent flyer, going from Paris to (all of?) DOM-TOM would count as a domestic flight and, therefore, be cheap.

[Coligny]

Why would you go to our oversea territories ? Wuz youze in the slaves trade ?

[Grumpy Gramps]

I am Swiss, so no slaves, just money laundery.

[Coligny]

You do know that you will have to surrender all this nazi gold you kept after the war ?

[Grumpy Gramps]

We'll turn it into cheese with lots of holes in it and then sell it to you lot as a delicacy. Inverse alchemy, wonderfully profitable.

[TennoChinko]

I noticed the articles in Fall 2015 were almost purposely misleading:

French army guards water facilities as France's fears of a CHEMICAL ATTACK intensify

THE French army is guarding water facilities around Paris today amid fears Islamic State (ISIS) militants could wage chemical warfare a week after 130 people were murdered in the French capital.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621 ... emical-war

...as if the danger was that ISIS would poison the water supply with a biological toxin. Nope.

The real and present danger is ISIS actually wants to activate the chlorine gas by throwing in something acidic. That's why the anxiety extends not just to water treatment plants with stores of chlorine but also swimming facilities and any other source of chlorine.

Over 16,000 suspected ISIS operatives in France under surveillance by DSCG etc with more off radar. That's the alleged focus right now of the Islamic terrorist hive mind. Finding the chlorine.