Free railroad ballast in Shibuya!

[yanpa]

Are you the man/woman/small furry creature who has everything? Then you need some free used railway ballast in your life! Get yourself along to Shibuya Station at the weekend where you'll be able to pick up as much as you want!! Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!!

東急東横線渋谷駅が3月16日から地下駅となり、85年間にわたって使われた地上の駅舎は廃止されました。東急グループは3月22日（金）から3月24日（日）まで謝恩イベントを開催。旧駅舎を“公園”に見立て、実際に使われたレールの販売や、バラスト（敷石）の詰め放題などを実施します。

http://b.hatena.ne.jp/articles/201303/13242

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[Taro Toporific]

Free railroad ballast in Shibuya

Shibuya railroad ballast is so boring. Any good Gandy Dancer only wants "Pink Lady" ballast*.

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[yanpa]

Ooooh, Showa Sexy!

[Russell]

Aaahhhhh...

Forcing me to repost.

Granted, they are better than the free railroad ballast in Shibuya, which has been shit and suicided upon for 85 years.

Who wants to bet that the Otaku will queue up to grab every fornicating stone they can get?!?

[Coligny]

Threadjack battul !!!!! yay !!!!!!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I must be getting old...when I saw "ballast," I was thinking Ringo Starr dressed in a tutu or preparing to vote when John Lennon was introducing a ballad in the Beatles cartoon series. I prefer fapping to Pink Lady, though, so there's hope for me yet.
Edit: This is what I was talking about, which makes the above seem a little less loopy...

[yanpa]

Back on topic, if anyone is getting all natsukashii about the old station there's an event going on over the weekend on the platforms (entrance 120 yen).

[Russell]

Fornicate, according to the same link, you must buy a bag for 500 Yen to collect the ballast. At most 2 persons per bag. At most 1000 bags per person per day.

I love capitalism...