Ermagerd furaillde potatoze !!!

[Coligny]

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http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/04/18 ... commuters/

Car holder for MacDo French fries...

Offered in Japan ?

Didn't see it at my local McDo...

anybudy got more info ? cauz... wants wants wants...

[Yokohammer]

Dear Coligny,

Sometimes your life priorities are such that the casual observer might conclude that you need to get out more.

Sincerely concerned,

Hammer.

[wagyl]

I know someone who will be lined up at 10:29 tomorrow morning. You need to buy a large tub of lard and potato reconstituted in a stick shape. Large set menu, actually.

Hammer, he has some redeeming features. It is obvious that he is conscious enough of his behaviour that he is too embarrassed to ask the in-laws about all these details. So many times he comes to us just for a translation from Japanese....






I will avoid mentioning that the rocketnews linked in the article Coligny linked says... oh stuff it I will say it anyway...

Starting April 24, patrons who purchase a value meal with a large order of fries will receive a free “potato holder.”

[matsuki]

I don't eat there that often at all but I'd still rock one of those in the glove box...

[Coligny]

I know someone who will be lined up at 10:29 tomorrow morning. You need to buy a large tub of lard and potato reconstituted in a stick shape. Large set menu, actually.

Hammer, he has some redeeming features. It is obvious that he is conscious enough of his behaviour that he is too embarrassed to ask the in-laws about all these details. So many times he comes to us just for a translation from Japanese....

Couldn't find Mominlaw... dad is out today... that means the little mouse is loose on the city...

I will avoid mentioning that the rocketnews linked in the article Coligny linked says... oh stuff it I will say it anyway...

Starting April 24, patrons who purchase a value meal with a large order of fries will receive a free “potato holder.”

I'm already lining up on the startup grid...

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[yanpa]

I'm already lining up on the startup grid...

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Der's one of doze (normal version) in my hood

hang on, why am I writing like Coligny??

[Russell]

Dear Coligny,

Sometimes your life priorities are such that the casual observer might conclude that you need to get out more.

Sincerely concerned,

Hammer.

You mean to NZ?

Cat survives on cheeseburgers for a year

[yanpa]

'Coligny' had lived in a semi-derelict hospital since being abandoned by his mother country, NHK News reported.

The abandoned Frenchman quickly learned to follow cars through the drive-through in the hope they would throw him a chicken nugget or even an entire Value Set.

But with winter on its way and staff concerned that Coligny's health was declining, Toyohashi SPCA[*] field officer Junko Watanabe decided to take action.

Now his fast food days are over.

"He's on a strict human food-only diet now," Ms Watanabe said.

"When I first took him home he refused to eat anything because it wasn't McDonald's and I seriously considered going back there to get him a burger.

"I would put human food on the table and he would give me a look like, 'What is that?'.

"But now he's a big, and healthy, eater."

Coligny has now been health checked, vaccinated, desexed and microchipped as the welfare group prepares the former McDonald's addict for adoption by an older woman.

[*] Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Aliens

[Russell]

Where o where did I read that before...

[wagyl]

desexed

It is OK, they can reverse that in New Zealand if you like, to suit your own convenience.

[Coligny]

My old cat come to say fuck you...

oh... and also...


brrrrraaaaaaiiiinnnnn....

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[yanpa]

desexed

It is OK, they can reverse that in New Zealand if you like, to suit your own convenience.

OMG, he's not thinking of breeding again!??!

[yanpa]

Fancy a bite? McDonald's burger bought in Utah in 1999 looks exactly the same as the day it was first flipped (even after it spent two years in a COAT POCKET)

If you need another reason to kick the junk food habit this should do it.

A Utah man has unearthed a McDonald's hamburger he bought in 1999 - and the sandwich looks exactly the same as the day it was first flipped.

David Whipple kept the fast food meal for a month to show friends how the preservative-packed hamburger would keep its composure.
But he forgot about it, finding it two years later in his coat pocket and then he decided to continue the bizarre experiment.

'It wasn't on purpose,' Whipple told TV show 'The Doctors,' of his decision to keep the burger for such a long time.

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...more...

[Coligny]

Mah life is nao purfect...

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[matsuki]

LOL, I still need to buy a car to go with it...

[Coligny]

Ok, so avoid the Nissan Note... because I just noticed that I actually just have 2 cupsholderz and they are burried between the gear selector and the aircon panel, so are basically unusable... Now the Delica D5 seems litterally build around cupholders... everywhere...

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[Russell]

Somehow you remind me of this guy...

[Coligny]

Yup, can put a portapooty in the delica too... just the place behind the rear bench...

[matsuki]

I already snagged my free furaidopotetohoorudaa but probably going to send it to my lil bro back in the states. JDM McDees gear

[pallidknight]

In the event you are unable to procure a fry holder from McD's, I found several other 'fried potato holders' for sale at different Japanese websites. None of them were as colorful as the McDonald's one, though.

[Coligny]

Thanks, but am'good... got me half a dozen and still counting...

[(1VB)freels]

Who's a guy gotta kill to get one of these sent to him to the land of fatness?? I would love to get a few of these if you can spare them. P.M. me and I will work out the details.. but gotta use the ole paypal to pay you... I think I can transfer the cash to Yen... So that will be Kosher!!!

[Taro Toporific]

In preparation of the highest of the High Holy Dayz, July 20th* (the opening of the 1st McDonald's in Japan), I offer...

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..

[(1VB)freels]

I got mine and I would like to thank our French compatriot in sending me some fun items to make me fatter then I already am!! GO AMERICA!!! I again want to thank you publicy Coligny for your contrubution to my future heartattack. I don't hold you responsible as I will be the one forcing myself to eat at Micky D's!! Love ya, you French wacko!!! Thank you again!!!

[Taro Toporific]

Ermagerd furaillde potatoze.jpg

... holder for MacDo French fries...could be a new derpcon alert level...

The reason we need to go to an even higher Derpcon Alert Level:
The HANDS-FREE WHOPPER HOLDER

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huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/30/hands-free-burger-holder...

[Russell]

This all looks pretty useless.

But that's probably why Coligny wants many of them...

[Coligny]

Could be useful for watching pr0n at lunchbreak..

[Russell]

Could be useful for watching pr0n at lunchbreak..

While driving your car?!?

[matsuki]

Could be useful for watching pr0n at lunchbreak..

While driving your car?!?

TIJ, what car's don't have LCD screens for porn?

[Coligny]

Ehm....

Mine...

Appraised at 7man yesterday...