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wagyl wrote:I know someone who will be lined up at 10:29 tomorrow morning. You need to buy a large tub of lard and potato reconstituted in a stick shape. Large set menu, actually.
Hammer, he has some redeeming features. It is obvious that he is conscious enough of his behaviour that he is too embarrassed to ask the in-laws about all these details. So many times he comes to us just for a translation from Japanese....
wagyl wrote:I will avoid mentioning that the rocketnews linked in the article Coligny linked says... oh stuff it I will say it anyway...
Coligny wrote:I'm already lining up on the startup grid...
Yokohammer wrote:Dear Coligny,
Sometimes your life priorities are such that the casual observer might conclude that you need to get out more.
Sincerely concerned,
Hammer.
Toyohashi Bugle wrote:'Coligny' had lived in a semi-derelict hospital since being abandoned by his mother country, NHK News reported.
The abandoned Frenchman quickly learned to follow cars through the drive-through in the hope they would throw him a chicken nugget or even an entire Value Set.
But with winter on its way and staff concerned that Coligny's health was declining, Toyohashi SPCA[*] field officer Junko Watanabe decided to take action.
Now his fast food days are over.
"He's on a strict human food-only diet now," Ms Watanabe said.
"When I first took him home he refused to eat anything because it wasn't McDonald's and I seriously considered going back there to get him a burger.
"I would put human food on the table and he would give me a look like, 'What is that?'.
"But now he's a big, and healthy, eater."
Coligny has now been health checked, vaccinated, desexed and microchipped as the welfare group prepares the former McDonald's addict for adoption by an older woman.
[*] Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Aliens
yanpa wrote:Toyohashi Bugle wrote:desexed
wagyl wrote:yanpa wrote:Toyohashi Bugle wrote:desexed
It is OK, they can reverse that in New Zealand if you like, to suit your own convenience.
Daily Mail wrote:Fancy a bite? McDonald's burger bought in Utah in 1999 looks exactly the same as the day it was first flipped (even after it spent two years in a COAT POCKET)
If you need another reason to kick the junk food habit this should do it.
A Utah man has unearthed a McDonald's hamburger he bought in 1999 - and the sandwich looks exactly the same as the day it was first flipped.
David Whipple kept the fast food meal for a month to show friends how the preservative-packed hamburger would keep its composure.
But he forgot about it, finding it two years later in his coat pocket and then he decided to continue the bizarre experiment.
'It wasn't on purpose,' Whipple told TV show 'The Doctors,' of his decision to keep the burger for such a long time.
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Coligny wrote:... holder for MacDo French fries...could be a new derpcon alert level...
Coligny wrote:Could be useful for watching pr0n at lunchbreak..
Russell wrote:Coligny wrote:Could be useful for watching pr0n at lunchbreak..
While driving your car?!?
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