F*cked Columnists

[yanpa]

Well, it's been a turbulent year for FG, which has arisen from the ashes of its former incarnation to flap valiantly if somewhat limpidly towards greater heights.

As part of this recovery process I'm proud to announce an entirely new section - F*cked Columnists - featuring writers who will be providing unique content exclusively to FG. It is with great pleasure that I introduce you to our first columnist, Richard X. Hunt, who will be covering Tokyo's exciting social and nightlife scene from a fresh perspective.

Further columnists will come on board once FG Corp has divested itself of the company yacht (which will also no longer be available for weekend breaks to that isolated spot on the North Korean coastline) to free up some cashflow.