FG: now with added SSL!

[yanpa]

Here at FG.com we are aware of your need for discretion in your online transactions and have put our team of encryption specialists and server engineers to work over the holiday season to bring you https://www.fuckedgaijin.com/, which will ensure all communication between your browser and the FG.com server complex is scrambled into gobbledygook unintelligible to any eavesdroppers [*]

[*] Except those with quantum computing equipment, some sort of back door to your computer, or the capability to set up a "man-in-the-middle" attack.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Here at FG.com we are aware of your need for discretion in your online transactions and have put our team of encryption specialists and server engineers to work over the holiday season to bring you https://www.fuckedgaijin.com/, which will ensure all communication between your browser and the FG.com server complex is scrambled into gobbledygook unintelligible to any eavesdroppers [*]

[*] Except those with quantum computing equipment, some sort of back door to your computer, or the capability to set up a "man-in-the-middle" attack.

I'm not 100% sure what this is, but I'm sure it's good....

..what I'd really, really, really like someone to develop is software or anything to stop me from being so fucking stupid and lacking in common sense, which would render the need for encryption or the like irrelevant...

[Doctor Stop]

Here at FG.com we are aware of your need for discretion in your online transactions and have put our team of encryption specialists and server engineers to work over the holiday season

Keep on rocking in the free world.