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FG Deported For Failing To Have Sex

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:01 pm

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Kyodo via Japan Today: Giant panda to be sent back to Mexico after unsuccessful mating
Shuan Shuan, a female giant panda on loan from Mexico to Tokyo's Ueno Zoo, will be sent back home on a flight from Narita airport Sept 26 after nearly two years of unsuccessful attempts to mate with the zoo's only panda Ling Ling, zoo officials said Thursday.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:26 pm

I couldn't see why she wouldn't be in the mood given the natural setting of the place.

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Postby dj-nosehair » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:27 pm

dat iz funny coz most of da gaijinz on dis board be going to nippon coz dey cant get pussy back home.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:30 pm

dj-nosehair wrote:dat iz funny coz most of da gaijinz on dis board be going to nippon coz dey cant get pussy back home.


Speak for yourself Bro.
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Postby dj-nosehair » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:13 pm

gboothe wrote:
dj-nosehair wrote:dat iz funny coz most of da gaijinz on dis board be going to nippon coz dey cant get pussy back home.


Speak for yourself Bro.


bro? iz u black den? den why iz dat geeza in da foto unda ya name rockin' da 3 kkk fingaz? u aint got no respek, i fink u shuld change dat.
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Postby amdg » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:17 pm

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gboothe wrote:
dj-nosehair wrote:dat iz funny coz most of da gaijinz on dis board be going to nippon coz dey cant get pussy back home.


Speak for yourself Bro.


bro? iz u black den? den why iz dat geeza in da foto unda ya name rockin' da 3 kkk fingaz? u aint got no respek, i fink u shuld change dat.


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Postby Tsuru » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:17 pm

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Re: FG Deported For Failing To Have Sex

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:20 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image
[url=http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=1&id=348589] ...


:rofl: Brilliant photo, Mulboyne-san!
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Re: FG Deported For Failing To Have Sex

Postby Greji » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:29 am

Mulboyne wrote:will be sent back home on a flight from Narita airport Sept 26 after nearly two years of unsuccessful attempts to mate


Well, if this is the new rule for FGs, breed or be deported, I suppose I shall want to comply with the law. Think I'll begin tonight!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:41 am

China to use GPS to peep on panda sex
BEIJING, China (Reuters) -- Chinese scientists will use satellite technology to peep on the sexual antics of China's highly endangered giant pandas, Xinhua news agency said.

The $660,000 joint project between two Chinese and U.S.-based zoological institutes would use global positioning (GPS) to keep an eye on giant pandas and their mating behavior deep in the wilds of a nature reserve in central Shaanxi province.

"Tracking them with advanced technology and observing their sex activities might help us find ways to avoid their extinction," Wei Fuwen, from the China Academy of Sciences' Institute of Zoology, was quoted as saying.

"Giant pandas are inaccessible for long periods of time and traditional observation cannot unravel the ecological mystery of the animals."

Pandas in the wild are rebounding from the brink of extinction, but they are not yet out of danger, in large part because of great difficulties in producing cubs.

Nearly 80 percent of female pandas were unable to get pregnant and 90 percent of males were sterile, Xinhua said without elaborating.

Only around 1,600 of the animals are alive in the wild, mostly in the high, fog-shrouded mountains of China's southwest Sichuan province.

More than 150 live in captivity.

What's next.. animal porn? :eeh:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:44 pm

CNN wrote:China
Nearly 80 percent of female pandas were unable to get pregnant and 90 percent of males were sterile, Xinhua said without elaborating.


Xinhua had better come clean about their trying to get all those female pandas pregnant . :P
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:08 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
CNN wrote:China
Nearly 80 percent of female pandas were unable to get pregnant and 90 percent of males were sterile, Xinhua said without elaborating.


Xinhua had better come clean about their trying to get all those female pandas pregnant . :P


Taro, you know I thought about that too and couldn't make out what they are trying to say! 90% of the males are sterile as a given and 80% of the females were unable to get pregnant. That's pretty simple math, so what is it they are not "elaborating"? Could it be who is actually knocking up the 20%? Could there be some tabloid stuff to be reported here? Hmmm

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