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Rudolf?

Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:27 pm

From the SMH:

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"Red-nosed" Rudolf really needs to get
that drinking habit under control
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:17 pm

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A penguin wears as Father Christmas performs in a aquarium of Japan on November 24.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:07 pm

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Mainichi: Subway commuters walk by an advertisement for the DVD release of Mel Gibson's "Passion" in Tokyo's Iidabashi station on Christmas Day, 2004. The poster juxtaposes one image of a young man climbing a flight of steps and agonizing under the weight of his girlfriend's Christmas present with another image of Jesus Christ carrying his cross on his way to be crucified. The Japanese copy reads, "Christ was killed and Christmas was born."
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:55 pm

Mulboyne wrote:The Japanese copy reads, "Christ was killed and Christmas was born."
That's fucking hilarious!.. Wonder if Mad Mel would approve. :wink:

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Postby GuyJean » Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:40 am

The actor and director Mel Gibson has bought his own island paradise in Fiji, funded by the proceeds of his controversial film, The Passion of the Christ .
Wonder if he'll attempt to convert the savage natives. :wink:

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Pop Vox

Postby dimwit » Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:54 pm

The best answer I heard to the true meaning of Christmas

Seiji, 21

"Christmas is a day for big events and fooling around with acquaintances or with my girlfriend. I don't know why it became such a day in Japan. It is originally the birthday of Christ, right?"


http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=popvox&id=538

Alright, which one of you FG's have been fooling around with his girlfriend?
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:35 am

Mulboyne wrote:Mainichi: Subway commuters walk by an advertisement for the DVD release of Mel Gibson's "Passion" in Tokyo's Iidabashi station on Christmas Day, 2004. The poster juxtaposes one image of a young man climbing a flight of steps and agonizing under the weight of his girlfriend's Christmas present with another image of Jesus Christ carrying his cross on his way to be crucified. The Japanese copy reads, "Christ was killed and Christmas was born."

No way! This seems just too fucked up to be true, even for Japan.

Did anyone see one of these posters with their own eyes?
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Postby tatsujin » Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:47 am

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Mainichi: Subway commuters walk by an advertisement for the DVD release of Mel Gibson's "Passion" in Tokyo's Iidabashi station on Christmas Day, 2004. The poster juxtaposes one image of a young man climbing a flight of steps and agonizing under the weight of his girlfriend's Christmas present with another image of Jesus Christ carrying his cross on his way to be crucified. The Japanese copy reads, "Christ was killed and Christmas was born."
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Even though I'm probably gonna get in trouble with Superman himself over this, its a damn clever - and funny - bit of advertising

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Postby Buraku » Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:06 am

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Postby Buraku » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:35 am

check the news from Taro

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Sony pulls "Jesus" advert for PlayStation
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Sony has apologised for an advertising campaign for its PlayStation game console which featured a young man wearing a crown of thorns with the slogan "Ten years of passion"...
Sony ...expressed regret over the reaction to the advert. It acknowledged that the "spirit of the message was misunderstood" and said the campaign would not continue....more....
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:32 am

The next wave is nearly upon us....

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Toyota and Kitty Christmas
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:22 am

Mulboyne wrote:The next wave is nearly upon us....


Mysterious Aqua-tree just "appears"!
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Aqua-tree appears at Osaka aquarium
Kyodo -- Oct. 28 OSAKA, Japan
An illumination shaped like a Christmas tree, called an aqua-tree, appeared at an aquarium in Osaka on Oct. 28. The 26-meter-high tree, illuminated in blue and white with light emitting diodes, will be shown until Dec. 25.


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'HO, HO, HO!' Japanese Kurisumasu

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:48 pm

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Lay a log for a dog -- a "bush de noel"

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Keiko Masukawa holds a three-year-old dachshund Hana next to a Christmas cake for dogs at Tokyo's Takashimaya department store... will sell the 18cm long "bush de noel" cake for dogs, priced at 3,885 yen ($33.5 USD), on Christmas day.
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Postby gomichild » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:34 pm

Shut down the internet. I've seen it all now....
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:57 pm

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:14 pm

Mulboyne wrote:The next wave is nearly upon us....
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As Steve B always says you can never have, "enough 'Hello Kitty' on F. Gaijin, ooooK!"

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OSAKA, JAPAN: Cartoon character Hello Kitty and a woman dressed as Santa perform rock'n'roll dance on the street at the Universal Studios Japan (USJ) in Osaka, western, Japan
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:21 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:...at the Universal Studios Japan (USJ) in Osaka, western, Japan

...who claim to have the tallest artificial Christmas tree in Japan - 36m.

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:14 am

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Hankyu Department store in Umeda has a "pop-up book" themed Christmas window. (Asahi)
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:54 pm

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Santa Claus appears in Osaka aquarium
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A Santa Claus appears in an aquarium in Osaka on Nov. 18, swimming along with a shark. He will appear in the aquarium three times a day through Dec. 25.
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Postby gomichild » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:13 pm

Looks like all that swimming with sharks is making Santa very trim indeed.
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Postby Greji » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:53 pm

gomichild wrote:Looks like all that swimming with sharks is making Santa very trim indeed.


They ought to drop a White Pointer in there to see if he can really get back up the chimney!

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:37 am

SEX-CHANGE SANTA
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AFP/Getty Images, 19 Nov 2005 12:00 AM, YOKOHAMA, JAPAN:A female Santa diver feeds bottlenose dolphins at a large fish tank, called Dophin Fantasy, of the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise aquarium in Yokohama, suburban Tokyo
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Postby emperor » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:15 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:03 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:58 pm

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Gold Christmas tree shown in Tokyo's Ginza

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A Christmas tree made of gold is shown at Tanaka Kikinzoku Jewelry K.K.'s outlet in Tokyo's Ginza district on Nov. 25. The tree, about one meter high and made of 9 kilograms of pure gold meter high....
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