Shinto priest gets touchy feely and gets off!

[canman]

Court accepts priest's touching of girl's breasts as 'religious activity'

A Shinto priest accused of indecent assault for massaging the breasts of a 15-year-old girl was found not guilty after a court here ruled that his act was a "religious activity."

During the trial, Sakamoto admitted that he touched the body of the girl, but said it was "a religious activity in order to help her."

This guy is one smart cookie. first he molests a girl, and then has the balls to claim it was a religious ceremony. I guess that is what all the priests back in North America were doing as well.

[American Oyaji]

I wonder how much the judge was paid to accept such a bullshit story.

[JAPUNDIT]

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[American Oyaji]

What is the name of that Kurosawa film?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Dude, you've got WAY too much time on your hands. Why are you tracking down all these versions of this story anyway? You need jerk-off material?

[AssKissinger]

Dude, you've got WAY too much time on your hands. Why are you tracking down all these versions of this story anyway? You need jerk-off material?

I think it's well written and interesting.

What is the name of that Kurosawa film?

I think it's called Rash On Man.

[JAPUNDIT]

Dude, you've got WAY too much time on your hands. Why are you tracking down all these versions of this story anyway? You need jerk-off material?

Yeah... You are exactly right...

I never should have posted something like this here. Next time I will know better and just restrict my posting to JAPUNDIT.


By the way, why do they call you Samurai Jerk?

JP

[American Oyaji]

Japundint.

Ignore the resident asshole. hence his name. There's one or three on every board.

Your post was well written and spot on.

And it was informative and well read.

[JAPUNDIT]

Japundint.

Ignore the resident asshole. hence his name. There's one or three on every board.

Your post was well written and spot on.

And it was informative and well read.

Thanks for the kind words.

I can take comments like those of Samura-Jerk. After all, if I couldn't then I shouldn't be stating my opinions in public.

What made me take down the post was the fact that the moderator or whoever decided to take it off the front page and bury it under the short blurb that starts this thread.

Maybe I should have used fewer words.

[L S]

Japundit,

I was sorry to see the post removed (since I just saw this thread now), but went to your site to read there (I assume same?). I enjoyed it and thought informative. BTW...The Ninja story and links cracked me up.

[AssKissinger]

Japundint.

Ignore the resident asshole. hence his name. There's one or three on every board.

Your post was well written and spot on.

And it was informative and well read.

Thanks for the kind words.

I can take comments like those of Samura-Jerk. After all, if I couldn't then I shouldn't be stating my opinions in public.

What made me take down the post was the fact that the moderator or whoever decided to take it off the front page and bury it under the short blurb that starts this thread.

Maybe I should have used fewer words.

I agree with you JAPUNDIT. It deserved to be on the front page, imo, unless there's something about this I don't know. What's the deal?

[tatsujin]

Like the page Japundit - very well designed with some great sections. I've seen the ninja page a few times - it continualy cracks me up

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Music is chronic though!

[JAPUNDIT]

Music is chronic though!

No kidding!!

Evidently, the Real Ultimate Power page has spawned quite a following, with people doing all kinds of take offs on the original ninja theme.

Go to the Real Ultimate Power Parody website to see them.

Scroll down a bit and you will find a list of links with pages for just about every topic you can imagine.

[Big Booger]

If a priest ever touched my daughter like that, I'd send him to meet his maker Expressway style.

[tatsujin]

If a priest ever touched my daughter like that, I'd send him to meet his maker Expressway style.

You won't find me disagreeing with you on that.

It's a damn shame to see someone like that abuse their power in such a selfish and shameful way.

Growing up here in Ireland, priests were always the most respected and revered people in the community. A few scandals later, they are the source of derisive comments and distrustful looks.

It's come to the stage whereby Altar boys and girls cannot be alone in a room with them unless they have the presence of another adult. It really is quite sad when you think of it.

[tatsujin]

Music is chronic though!

No kidding!!

Evidently, the Real Ultimate Power page has spawned quite a following, with people doing all kinds of take offs on the original ninja theme.

Go to the Real Ultimate Power Parody website to see them.

Scroll down a bit and you will find a list of links with pages for just about every topic you can imagine.

Thanks for the link, found this little gem:

Irish guys

Its quite sadly true a lot of it

[American Oyaji]

Japundit.

Moderators frequently splice together threads that share the same topic with the thread that was posted first becoming the home thread for both. Canman's and your topics were the same so it was put together I believe.
I'm not a mod, so I can't say with 100% certainty, but I think that's what happened.

[American Oyaji]

If a priest ever touched my daughter like that, I'd send him to meet his maker Expressway style.

They'd definitely be going express to the afterlife destination of their choice.

[Mulboyne]

I think there was a thread started when this guy was arrested but it doesn't want to be found. This is the nearest church/sex topic thread instead:

MDN: Church founder admits to 22 counts of rape
Tamotsu Kin, a Kyoto Prefecture church founder facing charges of raping and indecently assaulting young girls at the church admitted to the charges against him as the second hearing in his criminal trial opened in the Kyoto District Court on Tuesday. Kin faces charges of violating seven young girls in 22 incidents, including one attempted incident, between March 2001 and September 2004, in locations including the pastor's office at the Seishin Chuo Kyokai church in Yawata, Kyoto Prefecture...In spite of Kin's confession, his lawyers said they were prepared to argue the legal interpretation of "quasi-rape" charges against Kin, relating to whether the victims were able to resist him.

[Mulboyne]

MDN: 'Monk' busted for molesting 2 women on pretext of exorcism
NARA -- A self-proclaimed monk who runs a hall for spiritual understanding has been arrested for molesting two women on the pretext of exorcism, police said. Ryusho Mine, 60, from Utano, Nara Prefecture, has admitted to the allegations against him. He opened a spiritual understanding hall at his home after quitting his job at the post office in June 2001. On July 27 this year, Mine allegedly touched the breasts and lower parts of two women in what he called a session to exorcize evil spirits from them. The two women, 28 and 30 years old, respectively, filed a complaint with police against Mine in August.

[Mulboyne]

Mainichi: Buddhist priest, woman busted for raping high school girl
YURIHONJO, Akita -- A Buddhist priest who once served as chairman of a local board of education and a woman have been arrested for raping a high school girl, police said Wednesday. The suspects -- Noritaka Matsuyama, 74, the priest, and Chikako Okabe, 51, a company employee -- denied the allegations during questioning, investigators said. Matsuyama and Okabe conspired to lure the 17-year-old victim into a hotel in Yamagata Prefecture in mid-November, and the priest sexually assaulted her, local police said. They had lied to the girl that she was suffering from a sexually transmitted disease and offered to cure it. The two had got acquainted with the girl through an acquaintance, according to investigators.