That sucks!

[jerrami]

Man, that sucks! I would hate to be a married Japanese man right about now. I mean, if you ain't gettin any, then what's the point.... right?

[cstaylor]

Remember: that's sex with your spouse, not sex in general.

[cstaylor]

If I remember my WaiWai correctly, there was an increase in housewive prostitution over the last couple of years, so perhaps if they changed the statistics to "Are you Married? Do you have sex?" Japan may have scored higher.

[Taro Toporific]

Sex-mad Japan all talk, no action

Pitty those slowpoke Japanese "reporters" that took from Dec 10 to today to report this so-called news: This year was even worse -- Japan didn't even make the cut, according to Shukan Taishu (12/23).

The FG reports the real Japanese news FIRST!
"No sex please, we're Japanese."

[GomiGirl]

Japanese couples tend to forget about nooky once they've had kids.

My married friend have told me that their wives sleep with the kids.. that would really put the brakes on any sort of romantic interlude...

[cstaylor]

My married friend have told me that their wives sleep with the kids.. that would really put the brakes on any sort of romantic interlude...

I remember reading a very strange story in classic WaiWai that alluded to Oedipal relationships between sons and their mothers.

[ramchop]

My married friend have told me that their wives sleep with the kids.. that would really put the brakes on any sort of romantic interlude...

Only if you feel compelled to confine such activities to the bedroom

[cstaylor]

If we're talking rabbit-hutch housing... good luck finding space other than the bedroom.

[GomiGirl]

Lounge room by day, bedroom by night..

I suppose there is always the kitchen table..

[American Oyaji]

Japanese kitchen tables arent that sturdy.

[tidbits]

Japanese kitchen tables arent that sturdy.

move to your washing machine then.

That`s what love hotels are for!

but the mattress are often too soft.

[jerrami]

but the mattress are often too soft

Not just that, but they aren't really big to begin with in most places. Too small for me to do any "maneuvering"!

[Buraku]

"The other day, we took a drive out to Mount Fuji," reads the letter. "I've enclosed some photos from our trip. As the temperature has been very changeable of late, please take care of yourself."
Tokyo Confidential surveys popular vernacular magazines -- often "salacious, libelous and utterly unreliable" -- to discover what the Japanese are "really thinking."
http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fd20040425tc.htm


Along with the handwritten note, signed "Yoshiko," were several photos of a fetching female, some alone, some posed together with a man who appeared to be in his 30s, obviously Yoshiko's beau.
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=2977
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=685
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=2166

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=3934
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/images/sexz4.jpg
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=523
The letter's recipient was Hideo Tsuchiya, president of Orient Industry Co. and Yoshiko's "father," so to speak. Tsuchiya specializes in the design and manufacture of life-size mannequins which -- with no disrespect intended to citizens of the Netherlands -- are referred to in Japan as a "Dutch wife." The dolls serve as sex substitutes for widowers, the handicapped and other males who are able to function sexually but who, for whatever reason, lack human partners.

[Greji]

Lounge room by day, bedroom by night..

I suppose there is always the kitchen table..

Gomi, we need to talk!

[Buraku]

here it is

[Buraku]

A Japanese man was arrested after trying to steal a mannequin from a display window, claiming it was love at first sight, news reports said yesterday.
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2006/09/05/2003326216

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2006/09/05/2003326216
Shoji Shibuzaki, 33, was arrested at 3am in the southern city of Maebara for allegedly trying to remove the mannequin from display at a community center, a police official was quoted as saying

How To Use A Dutch Wife
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15144

[james]

Man, that sucks! I would hate to be a married Japanese man right about now. I mean, if you ain't gettin any, then what's the point.... right?

fwiw, you don't have to be japanese to not be gettin' any. plenty of fgs married to j-birds in that boat. i'm probably the god damn captain.

[(1VB)freels]

fwiw, you don't have to be japanese to not be gettin' any. plenty of fgs married to j-birds in that boat. i'm probably the god damn captain.

I'm your Gilligan{ no offense to a certain someone}!!!

[(1VB)freels]

P.S. How long has it been since you had sex with a JN? Me? Dec. 2004.

[Greji]

P.S. How long has it been since you had sex with a JN? Me? Dec. 2004.

Ahhh, this morning. Should I feel bad?

[(1VB)freels]

Yes.... Kill yourself!!!! LOL

[ichigo partygirl]

Japanese guys generally aint any better than the women in the wanting to have regular sex thing....
I know some of the girls will stick up for them but in general they are small and quick and crappy..........
There are plenty of gaijin to chose from in Japan.....from a my point of view i wouldnt go back to jap :P

[Greji]

Yes.... Kill yourself!!!! LOL

Well, I haven't been home for a couple of days, so I may not have to do it.

[Buraku]

Just How Popular Is IDOLM@STER?
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/otaku/just-how-popular-is-idolmster-189868.php
(Know that every single person in the audience has a penis.) To celebrate the one year of Namco's popular arcade card game THE IDOLM@STER, a live concert was held with the shockingly clever title "THE IDOLM@STER 1st ANNIVERSARY LIVE." The concert even did a bit of promotion for the upcoming 360 version, with singers bopping along to game clips.

[Jack]

My married friend have told me that their wives sleep with the kids.. that would really put the brakes on any sort of romantic interlude...

Ditto here.

But I think if you took a survey of unmarried people Japanese would rank way higher than anyone else for sex. Since J-girls are so easy to bed there must be a lot more sex going on in Japan than anywhere (well a bit too much to make that claim but I can certainly say so about Canada).

[Buraku]

Jack,
what are you on about this time, old Tokyo prostitutes ?

[Greji]

old Tokyo prostitutes ?

Hey, lighten up Buraku, I think I used to date one of these ladies. I'm not sure, but she may have been the love of my life that night, at least until my yen ran out. hehe

[Buraku]

ok I'll leave the old-folks alone


more on the dutch-wife


Chimp Talk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKgKZfhKrgU


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