Living With My J-Girlfriend...The Rollercoaster

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

There is no way that I will reveal the location of the nampa basho to Jack before we begin. In addition, I seize all cell phones, other wireless devices and I give him a pat down.

I would select 10 gals of the type I would do. Tall ones, cute ones, curvey ones. No skanks, no old broads, no airheads. The only women are the type of women I would do.

I am not even sure that Beckham could win this bet. But, if he does, more power to him. It will be worth the $10,000 to watch.

[Taro Toporific]

There is no way that I will reveal the location of the nampa basho to Jack before we begin. ...
I am not even sure that Beckham could win this bet. But, if he does, more power to him. It will be worth the $10,000 to watch.

I've been drinking with sumo tori, just lower ranked ones, and their nampa kill ratio was seemingly 100. I figure Beckham would do well.

I'm just saying this would be a No. 1 Reality TV hit in Japan, minus the gaijin. Damn, I laughing just thinking of the international franchise rights.

[kamome]

There is no way that I will reveal the location of the nampa basho to Jack before we begin. In addition, I seize all cell phones, other wireless devices and I give him a pat down.

I would select 10 gals of the type I would do. Tall ones, cute ones, curvey ones. No skanks, no old broads, no airheads. The only women are the type of women I would do.

I am not even sure that Beckham could win this bet. But, if he does, more power to him. It will be worth the $10,000 to watch.

Gai,

I think you've made a fool's bet. I've never seen Jack, but even assuming he's a loser, you have to admit that IN JAPAN, he's got a decent shot of nailing 1 out of 10 girls, even if they are handpicked by you. Say goodbye to ten grand.

And are you not aware that Beckham might as well be Adonis in this country?

[Jack]

Gai,

I have been thinking about the wager. I'll take it because I know what I have done and I figure it is an easy 10 grand. One problem: I'm not sure I would want to divulge my identity, and furthermore, it is problematic with be getting married rather soon. I would have to sneak in Tokyo without telling the bride-to-be.

I'll say this to you, I am not a loser, I have the money to take a chick to L'Osier or Taillevent Robuchon or Nobu or wherever in Tokyo. Out of the 10 girls that you pick, at least 5 would want to go to one of those restaurants for dinner. Once there, it's clear sailing after that. Trust me, I have done it many many times in different parts of Japan. Gorgeous ones and young too. I am actually shocked that you think it is so difficult.

[Big Booger]

THis thread makes me laugh, ode to penis envy.. and sex on the beach.
BB

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Just to make sure that we know what the bet is. The bet is that I select the girls at random in a random location in front of a department store. You can select the time frame (i.e., morning, afternoon or evening). There is no way that you will be able to set up the girls here. They all will be completely unknown to you. You won't have any access to a cellphone etc.

I won't be picking any slugs or oldsters. All young attractive single ladies (no wedding rings).

The bet is that you get one into bed within 24 hours and you get some form of picture for evidence (we can talk the specifics).

You on?

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Is it true what you say about the monkeys? Let's find out. Here is your lump of sugar so bend over Bonzo.

Thanks for the relief!

Gaisaradatsuraku

PS: Something tells me I will be $10,000 richer relatively soon.

PSS: Anyone on this forum is eligible for a similar bet.

PSSS: Yes, that means even you Bonzo.

[ramchop]

One problem: I'm not sure I would want to divulge my identity, and furthermore, it is problematic with be getting married rather soon. I would have to sneak in Tokyo without telling the bride-to-be.

Now there's a union that's destined to last.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

But Jack has balls don't he. Heheeeheeee!

This should be interesting and I really don't care if I lose the $10 grand.

[Big Booger]

for ten grand, he better be humping something besides a J-ho... you heard that correct, not a J-lo, a J-ho.. hehehe

He better be spanking bull ballz or something.

hehehe

BB

[kamome]

Just to make sure that we know what the bet is. The bet is that you get one into bed within 24 hours and you get some form of picture for evidence (we can talk the specifics).

You on?

Actually, after thinking about it a little more, this does seem a bit more difficult. Even if Jack gets 5 ladies to one of those 5 star restaurants, it would be hard to get one back to the crib for some action if they are all "good girls", i.e., not the Roppongi sleazy types.

Nevertheless, if Jack's half-way attractive, speaks some Japanese, and can convince these girls to knock back a few glasses of wine, I still think Gai will kiss his 10 grand goodbye. The rub would be if Gai spoils it by telling the girls the purpose of the bet.

[Jack]

Mina-san,

I thought about this bet and came to realize that I don't have to prove anything to anyone. I stand by everything I said earlier in this post in that J-girls are easy to take to bed and even have their pictures taken while in action. I have taken the pictures of 3 girls and gone all the way with 35 of them, well-counted. This said, I am now getting married. I am not very interested in blowing my relationship with this girl. Yes, she was one of the 35 and a very normal girl. A NORMAL GIRL in Japan will sleep with a guy if she feel comfortable with him. I don't care what Gai or anyone else says, I have done it not once, twice or threee times but 35 times.

By the way, girls say that I look like Pierce Brosnan and I have loads of money. Call it pretentious or whatever, that's what it is. So, Gai, on further reflection, I cannot go ahead with the bet, lest I jeopardise my relationship with a girl I really love.

[GuyJean]

I cannot go ahead with the bet, lest I jeopardise my relationship with a girl I really love.

DAMN! I was going to blackmail you for $5,000 NOT to tell you fiancee.
I think you made the right choice, Pierce. But after 35 chicks, I'd be gettin' an AIDS test every six months.. I'm serious! Japanese women are notorious for NOT wanting to use condoms. "Do you think I'm dirty?!"... Sound familiar, stud boy?

Good luck with the marriage!

GJ

[Ketou]

Need some pics gai?
Some sort of twisted deviant thing to do with them no doubt.

This "gai" makes me laugh. He is so full of his petty ideas that he is unable to see his own duality.
He has an aversion to homosexuality yet has an avatar of a guy with a cock sticking from his mouth (and ironically blames it on Ultra). Classic latent.
Calls the photography of the female form a perversion, yet is constantly asking to be supplied with photos.
Claims his ideas are what is normal but has yet to have a single person on this forum agree with him.
Feels he has a higher idea of morality yet constantly uses vulgarities to deride others.
Again claiming that he is right, is unable to form an argument without resorting to spurious logic, outright lies or derision.

In some countries a girl who is raped will be imprisoned for adultery unless there are four witnesses. Upon her release she has her throat slit by her father or brothers in order to restore honour to the family. In that society this is "normal".
Some European countries have nude beaches and even nudity in the family home. And this is NOT abnormal in their society.

The idea of normal and abnormal are subjective and a result of your upbringing. But, if we wish to use this idealogy then we can use the microcosm of this forum to represent a form of society. In this society our resident upholder of the faith, gai, has in fact no supporters of his idealogy, yet many that disagree. This would put him into the marginal thinkers of society. Those like say, the UltraOrthodox Jews or the NeoNazis. In Japan the uyoku.

/rant

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Ketou now sinks to new lows to explain his degenerate acts. Re the phobia nonsense you are talking about, I have very few phobias and you and any other adult can do what you want in your own privacy. However, don't ask me to not think a pervert isn't a pervert and, Ketou, you are perverted.

Re your comments about families in other countries being comfortable in the nude with each other, this is true. HOWEVER, they ain't swapping photos of the scene. What you and your buddies are doing with your wives is strange and unhealthy and don't even try to tell me you all aren't being tittilated by the views. That's the difference Ketou. When Scandinavian families go to the sauna or Japanese families bath in the nude in an onsen, there is not any titillation going on (for the most part) and if photos are taken being are covered up.

Being a realist, I seriously doubt that you and your buddies and their wives all aren't really getting off on walking around in the nude. Sorry, I wasn't born yesterday. Furthermore, people on this board do agree with me on this point and have indicated that showing off your nudie wife is abnormal.

Lastly, regarding my avatar. You do have ultra to thank for that. I, as I said, had a humungous MoMusu avatar and he replaced it with what used to be the general avatar for non-registered users.

So there!

Nya!

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Okay Jack if you are not in you are not in. No big deal. but the bet is open to the forum. I will even increase the odds for the poorer less healed folk.

Specifically, if someone can get the job done in 24 hours I will pay $10,000 (but if they can't they only have to pay $4,000).

first come first served. I will take all bets. However, if I lose two bets the rest are cancelled. Line up early!

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Well done Jack for putting a stop to the sophmoric swaggering and boasting! You were just baited by a sad, lonely, bitter and pathetic little troll who needs to get a life!!

Dear Anonymous Troll,

As you state, Jac k is clearly operating on a higher level than me and must be a great human being (as are you). But regarding your comments to me above. You know I have found so often that the insults people sling on anonymous message boards really are self directed. For example, I have been called "bald" by bald people (I am not bald). I have been called middle aged in my posts by the middle aged, etc.

I think it is quite possible, therefore, that you are the pathetic, lonely loser who needs to get a life.

Think about it!

[ramchop]

Claims his ideas are what is normal but has yet to have a single person on this forum agree with him.

OK, I'll stick my neck out. I agree with Gai. Taking photos of your wife/girlfriend/conquest and showing them off is a twisited abnormal thing to do.


J-girls are easy? No idea.


Jack, money may get you the girls, but will it keep you the girl? Good luck. I suspect you may need it (is 35 enough for someone who like to keep count?)


And, Happy Birthday Saint Bob, the best reason to celebrate Waitangi Day.

[Taro Toporific]

And, Happy Birthday Saint Bob, the best reason to celebrate Waitangi Day.

Yeah, mon...!
JA BE WITH YOUSaint Bob!

I said that life (sweet life) - it must be somewhere to be found
(must be somewhere for me)
Oh, instead: concrete jungle (la-la!) - collusion (la-la!) -
confusion (confusion). Eh!

Concrete jungle (la-la!): baby, you've got it in.
Concrete jungle (la la-la!), now. Eh!
Concrete jungle(la la-la!).

--Bob Marley, Jamacian reggae singer (& Wailers-Roots Rock Reggae) Born Feb 6, 1945


----
But do thosewaitangis really need a whole day?

[Andocrates]

You guys are sounding really shallow and I'm sure we're in a big pissing contest now. But, every girl has a mom and a dad who loves them and dreams for their future, every poor Japanese girl who had her morals and ideas twisted by a country almost morally bankrupt really needs some love and affection. I honestly don't understand how you can use women so easily.

I know I'll piss people off but this thread is making me sick. On the other hand if a girl is a slut then what's the harm, she's already a slut and sluts are good for only one thing.

Japan needs a good morality movement.

[GuyJean]

But, every girl has a mom and a dad who loves them and dreams for their future, every poor Japanese girl who had her morals and ideas twisted by a country almost morally bankrupt really needs some love and affection.

So you're blaming this J-Slut problem on society?.. Guess what; society is made up of moms and dads.

Maybe they're 'sluts' because they like sex and aren't hung up on the western religious guilt-trip about, GASP!, premarital sex.

'Slut' is a relative term. I think men call it 'stud'.

GJ

[Big Booger]

I love sluts, glad I didn't marry one.
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[Andocrates]

I think our modern sexual views are really a symptom of modern problems. Subtract religion from the equation and go back to any culture anywhere on the earth and you find that sexuality has always had certain rules and rituals and that humans by nature are largly monogamous.

I don't think it's healthy (certainly not without condems) for people to have multiple sex partners. For us men sex is simple and easy, but women have their emotions tied up in there and I'm just saying we should treat people with respect.

I got a disease when I was 17 from a girl. Not a STD but we swapped cells (as in biology) with me that gave me Reitiers Syndrone. Not a huge deal today since they found out how to cure it but an idication of how sex funtions within our race.

[ramchop]

Subtract religion from the equation and go back to any culture anywhere on the earth and you find that sexuality has always had certain rules and rituals and that humans by nature are largly monogamous.

Small point, but how do you subtract religion from the equation? There isn't a culture on the planet that hasn't been hugely influenced by religion.

[cstaylor]

Japan needs a good morality movement.

GuyJean, sing along with me! "And the Black Trucks go marching on and on and on... expel the Barbarians!"

Better be careful about what you wish for... you just might get it.

[GuyJean]

GuyJean, sing along with me! "And the Black Trucks go marching on and on and on... expel the Barbarians!"

Fa la la la laahh, la la la laaahh..

Ooops, wrong song.

GJ

[Big Booger]

Japan is Japan. Big deal that there are a lot of hussies out there. Who cares? As long as they have the knowledge of STD prevention and take measures to curb it, sexual promiscuity should not be looked down upon, but instead should be the rule. Bring back the love movements that got it all started, VIVA las muchachas corneas!!! hehehe

I mean who are you to shed your ethnocentric, judeo-Christian or other religious ideals onto a culture? How would you feel if someone came to your country and told you how to dress, shave, shower or shit?
BB

[ramchop]

How would you feel if someone came to your country and told you how to dress, shave, shower or shit?

Happened in my country 200 years ago (and why today's national holiday always provides some controversy). Ask the Indians, the Maoris, the Aboriginies...

....ask the Iraqis?