What's the clue that tells you he's never been to Japan

by **Steve Bildermann** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 11:09 am

http://www.smokindave.com/jap.htm

by **Gaisaradatsuraku!** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 11:16 am

There were too many clues...

by **UNCGnogakusee** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 11:57 am

Wow this guy is the poster boy of PCness. :wink:

j/k (Political Correctness) Never heard of the Japanese take a drink eh. I've never been and even I know they get wasted.

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 12:27 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote:http://www.smokindave.com/jap.htm

Poor Smokin Dave, the cab driver...
He's as lame as me... my Ham-Chat! Hamtaro keitai...

"Hamha, thank-Q for such a mega-Q and wondachu keitai. It's koochi-Q spiffie!"

by **bluepxl** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 4:05 pm

guh, same kind of guy who thinks they ride around in rickshaws.

my favorite part was his example being the chinese name "mr. woon sung". hahahahahahaha, wow. even people who don't know much about japan know that isn't a japanese name, at least most people i've met. hahaha... hilarious!

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:07 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote:http://www.smokindave.com/jap.htm

What's the clue that tells you this NEWS REPORT was written by a someone who has never been to Japan?

[quote]Japanese culture in a nutshell
San Antonio Express-News / 02/11/2003 12:00 AM
...Flag: Called Hinomaru (circle of the sun)....
...
Society and culture...
One does not wear bathing trunks in a sento (public bath)]

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:43 am

Steve Bildermann wrote:http://www.smokindave.com/jap.htm

What's the clue this Russian has never been to Japan....

Fear, Hatred & Snickers for Rock's Roaches
By Sergey Chernov / 14 Feb 2003 / MoscowTimes.com

"Just as there is no Italian jazz, Mongolian hardcore or Japanese heavy metal, there ought to be no 'Russian rock" ...If we can't express ourselves musically through internationally accepted ways of making music: with melody, with rhythm, with energy, we shouldn't just pretend."

by **Big Booger** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:34 pm

Haikus suck asshole
It smells like swellfish in here
Show me the money

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What's the clue that tells you he's never been to Japan

What's the clue that tells you he's never been to Japan

There were too many clues

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