Well I was young once too. Now I'm as old as dirt.
I always thought I would be able to grow old gracefully. Now I know it's not working out that way.
Last night I was at the theatre with the wife. About midway through the first act I had to go to the gents. What the hell is it that happens to one's bladder after a certain age? Anyway after being chided for "not going before sitting down" I extricated myself from my seat and tripped over a few people finally getting to the aisle, by now I really, I mean really had to 'go,'
I sprinted past the foyer and dashed into the gents, almost crashing into the urinal, I feverishly undid my waistcoat, pulled out my necktie and peed in my pants!
