Do you have washlette syndrome?

[dimwit]

But can it do circumcisions?

MSN Mainichi WaiWai News by Marvin Feltcher

Bidet brigade's bottoms feel the burn after a nasty bout of 'washlette syndrome'

Just over 25 years after Toto Ltd. introduced bottom-washer equipped toilets to the market, two in three Japanese homes now boast of having cleaning commodes. But it turns out that the cleansing crapper could actually be a literal pain in the ass, leading to an affliction some are calling "washlette syndrome," according to Shukan Asahi (12/1).

..."I use the washlette to clean up my bottom after I've defecated, but when I do so, the warm water it emits stimulates my buttocks and I feel like I've got more to let out. That goes on over and over again and makes it hard to leave the toilet," he tells Shukan Asahi.

I find that the biggest problems with washlettes is that I have difficulty going back to using regular non-washlette toilets when I visit home.

[Taro Toporific]

[Mulboyne]

Here's Jun Togawa in Toto's washlette CM. The gist is that you wouldn't wash your hand with paper alone so we shouldn't subject our backsides to that treatment:

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I started to post a lot of her music because she is definitely a unique performer but that would be going way off topic from dimwit's washlette theme so I'll start a separate thread another time.

[maninjapan]

Washlets are a catch 22 situation

they are good to use
but in the winter man they are too good to leave....
and that little pulsing function too....


its like giving your ring piece a nice massage..

[Samurai_Jerk]

I'm not a big fan. Maybe my American ass is too big but they never seem to hit me in the right spot without seriously readjusting my postion on the seat.

[maninjapan]

I'm not a big fan. Maybe my American ass is too big but they never seem to hit me in the right spot without seriously readjusting my postion on the seat.

Have a quick wiggle and once you've found the spot - it's all good!

[IkemenTommy]

[Iraira]

they are good to use
but in the winter man they are too good to leave....
and that little pulsing function too....
its like giving your ring piece a nice massage..

Are you admitting to an enema fetish? I suppose there's nothing intrinsically wrong with that, but let's get to the root of this anal fixation, how were you toilet trained?