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Whale Vomit Jackpot

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:07 am

Perhaps Japan's whalers should be trying to get them to throw up instead.

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Australian: Whale barf puts family in money

WHEN Loralee Wright and her husband Leon discovered a foul-smelling lump on a South Australian beach this month she refused to sully her car with it. Told two weeks later their find was a piece of precious ambergris - spawned from a massive whale vomit more than a decade earlier, and greatly prized for its use in perfume - they scurried back to find it. Now the beachcombing pair are waiting to field offers on the rare discovery, which could net them up to $500,000. "It still seems sort of surreal," Ms Wright said yesterday.
...Fisheries expert Ken Levy...said ambergris was released by 1 per cent of sperm whales around the world. "It usually results from a massive belch from a whale which can be heard for kilometres away," he said. Mr Levy said ambergris had been a sought-after substance dating back to 1000BC, used as a trading commodity in Europe and China. It has has been used as a fixative for fine perfumes, for medicinal purposes and also as an aphrodisiac. It also has been used to enhance the flavours of food and wine, and for herbal and homeopathic remedies. "To start with, it still has a faeces-like odour," Mr Levy said. "But over years it floats on the ocean and is worked on by the sun and the water, until it has only a very sweet, musky fragrance that is a key component in making perfume."
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:26 am

Woah..
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby Charles » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:05 am

...throw up...barf...foul-smelling..vomit...belch...faeces-like odour...

As soon as I saw the word "vomit" in the headline, I knew this was a story about ozzies.
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Postby fatslug » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:33 am

Charles wrote:As soon as I saw the word "vomit" in the headline, I knew this was a story about ozzies.



hahhahah thats the spirit !
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Postby Charles » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:55 pm

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Postby otakuden » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:33 pm

mm... tasty. just think "whale puke" next time you're spritzing on the ole cologne/perfume :puke:
it's always 5 o'clock somewhere :kanpai:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:18 am

So how do you know that's whale puke you've come across and not just some gunk floating in the sea?
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Postby emperor » Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:10 am

" wrote:Ambergris is a solid, waxy, flammable substance of a dull grey or blackish color, with the shades being variegated like marble. It possesses a peculiar sweet, earthy odour not unlike isopropyl alcohol. Now largely replaced by synthetics, it is occasionally still used as a fixative in perfumery....


if only human vomit was so lucrative, I know a few laneways in Dublin and Tokyo that are regularly covered in the stuff...
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Postby Charles » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:05 pm

Mystery gift may be valuable vomit
MONTAUK, N.Y., Dec. 18 (UPI) -- A mysterious gift given to a Montauk, N.Y., woman from her sister might be a valuable piece of petrified whale vomit, experts said. Dorothy Ferreira said the four-pound item, which might be worth as much as $18,000, was given to her by her sister, The New York Times reported Monday.
"I called my sister and asked her, 'What the heck did you send me?'" Ferreira said. "She said: 'I don't know, but I found it on the beach in Montauk 50 years ago and just kept it around. You're the one who lives by the ocean. Ask someone out there what it is.'"
Walter Galcik, an expert on such matters, examined the unattractive lump and concluded it might very well be ambergris, a valuable perfume ingredient created in the intestines of sperm whales and vomited into the ocean.
"He told me, 'Don't let this out of your sight,'" she said. However, selling the item could prove troublesome for Ferreira. Endangered species legislation passed in the 1970s complicates the process of trading in ambergris. An Australian couple who found $300,000 worth of the substance on a beach has faced multiple legal challenges in their attempts to sell it.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:36 pm

Now that's something I should be searching for the next time I'm at the crowded Enoshima beach.
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:39 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Now that's something I should be searching for the next time I'm at the crowded Enoshima beach.


Or on the train going there (must be an Aussie bird, heh Chas?).
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:59 pm

gboothe wrote:Or on the train going there (must be an Aussie bird, heh Chas?).
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Japanese chicks are so hot.


How fucking stupid that the US and Oz won't even let you sell it if it's been vomited up. I'd definitely do my best to smuggle it to someplace that I could.
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Postby Charles » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:58 am

'Cheese' on beach could be perfume ingredient

The mystery object washed up on Wellington's south coast may not be cheese but valuable ambergris, the fancy term for whale vomit.

Wellington City Council spokesman Richard MacLean said it had been inundated with calls from people convinced that the large, grey, greasy block found at Breaker Bay is the much sought after and valuable ambergris which is most commonly used in the manufacture of perfume.

Ambergris is an excretion whales produce in response to irritation caused by squid, which forms a large part of their diet. It washes up on beaches and is considered valuable because of its rarity and the uncertainty of supply.

Mr MacLean said the council was not convinced about the theory but had not yet ruled it out. The object was at first considered to be a huge piece of cheese.

"So many people have rung in saying `it's worth half a million dollars', we feel honour-bound to actually go out and stake our claim on it."

He believed it was far more likely that the block was tallow or some sort of packing material from a ship.

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Postby Kagetsu » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:37 pm

I'm sure there are ways of trading it... Considering that you can still sell pianos with ivory keys, and whale bone corsets, even though they're not produced anymore.
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