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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:03 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:14 am

Sorry but I like this guy. In one post, he picks up on an Asahi report on a bloke walking around Hokkaido in a rabbit outfit:

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...Since the last World War, Japanese has been called 'economic animals' which live in a house as small as a rabbit pen, and are as fertile as rabbit. After 60 years, thanks to Japanese hentai cultures which erodes global economy, this misunderstanding is now disappearing little by little. Japanese finaly could come out that they are not just workaholics but also baka and hentai. However, there appeared a new-generation Japanese, who evolved into a animal just as Japanese are rumored. It seems Lamarckism surpassed Darwinism in this mystic country...
He then, however, finds a story about the rabbit-man that the Asahi didn't print:
...Last summer, in 2005, in Hokkaido, while this kigurumi bokenmka [rabbit-man] was traveling around this vast island, there was another female traveler who has another bizarre purpose. Her name was Kariya Aya, a woman maybe in twenties, who is an actress of indy small theatrical company. She adores a movie director named Hirano Katsuyuki, and she thought of a wonderful trip. Namely, she began to film a documentary of the movie director by herself...
...However, she thought it must be less entertaining that a girl is just looking for a guy in Hokkaido by bicycle. So, she named her trip, 'Fellatio Hokkaido'(If you don't know the meaning of 'fellatio', ask your hentai Italian or Japanese friend.). In this title, she infers that she had 'sucked' Hokkaido before she started this trip, and her decision that even if she were endangered by someone, she won't do anything more than 'Fellatio'.

And according to this title, she slept with – oh, I don't know if this usage is correct in this case - anyway, 'did her job' with some guys in Hokkaido, and her name became famous among the bikers in Hokkaido, and she was rumored and nicknamed as 'Fellatio Onna (woman)'.

And the miraculous encounter occurred on the hottest summer day in 2005. On her way to Shibetsu town, she found a strange guy walking along the road lonesomely. At first, she thought it was just a phantom of rabbit.... Yes, it was our Kigurumi Bokenka!!! She thought that she found the best motif of her movie, and talked to him.

“Hey, what are you doing?”
“I'm traveling around Japan by walking as you see.”
“What will you stay at tonight?”
“I'll camp in the park”
“Shall I stay with you?”
“Eh.. ah... OK.”

And they stayed at Mr Rabbit's tent at that night and... well, she could attain another 'Fellatio Hokkaido' experience at that night. According to her record, at first, Mr Rabbit was gentle, but at midnight, she found him touching all around her chest. And he was urged to insert something like a rabbit, but she didn't allow, and just tamed him with her hand and mouth.

She describes that that it was funny this adventurer began to talk about his trip seriously soon after... he 'came'. She said to herself while Mr rabbit was making a fanatic speech: 'It doesn't matter what you say, Mr Pennis... and I am just a stupid girl.'

(a blog of Fellatio Girl: http://hokkaidou.blog17.fc2.com )

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I really miss that I didn't travel Hokkaid last summer. There were two mental patients, sorry, eccentric people traveling around there in the same season, a rabbit man and a blow job girl. In addition, they met in somewhere, and spent one night together. It sounds like a sweet modern fairy tale.

By the way, in the interview from Asahi, Mr Rabbit had said that 'he could find his first girlfriend in his life.' Was this 'his first girlfriend' this Fellatio Onna? ??? Well, It must be a violation of his privacy, and it seems he could enjoy the night with BJ girl , regardless of what she mentoned in her blog later., so we'd better not be nosy.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:47 am

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He's at it again. The story about the 5,000 year old skeletons in Italy inspires him to think about what Japanese skeletons may be found in the future. One of his suggestions is the bukkake skeletons:

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Link to the full entry here
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:50 am

Mulboyne wrote:One of his suggestions is the bukkake skeletons


Nah, none of that fancy stuff, if you're a skeleton you just wad it up and shove it in!
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:37 pm

Santos26 has given up up writing his Idolizing St, Anna blog but has started a new one:

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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:59 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Santos26 has given up up writing his Idolizing St, Anna blog but has started a new one:

There are so many errors in the "the origin of 'Gaijin'" essay that I don't know where to begin.
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