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Giving Japanese whaler a 'steel enema'

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:38 pm

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SMH.com.au, February 12, 2007 - 2:42PM
Hardline anti-whaling activists are threatening to sacrifice their ship in Antarctic waters by ramming a Japanese whaler.
Captain Paul Watson, head of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, said today his vessel, the Farley Mowat, was almost out of fuel and he was considering giving the Japanese whaler, the Nisshin Maru, a "steel enema" by ramming its slipway ....more...
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Postby Behan » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:39 pm

Do you think that ship might get stuck in there?
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:17 pm

Those trawlers are so big it might actually work.

But I do wonder what Captain Watson's plan was after he succeeded in getting his ship stuck in the rear end of a trawler full of pissed-off Japanese sailors, outnumbering him and his crew 10 to 1.
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Postby kamome » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:58 pm

Looks like the enema has been inserted:

Japanese Whaler in Distress After Clash at Sea

Captain Paul Watson, who leads the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, said the Japanese whaler Kaiko Maru backed into one of the society's boats while trying to elude another protest vessel, and later issued a distress signal.
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:08 am

Pff, anyone "captain" who calls the thing that makes a ship go forward a "propeller" isn't much of a captain.

Call them screws or nothing at all, damn you. A propeller is what goes on an airplane or a boat, not a ship...

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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:52 am

Kanchou wrote:Call them screws or nothing at all, damn you. A propeller is what goes on an airplane or a boat, not a ship...


Actually, they do say "props" or propeller for small boats such as speed boats, but like you say, I don't know if that would apply to that size of a ship.

What is interesting here is Sea Shepard and their neglect for human safety in the effort to protect whales.

Setting the protect the whales issue aside, I think at least one of their ship captains has been tried for ramming a fishing/whaling craft in the past. Given their pre-stated intentions, it would appear that the enema was applied. What easier target than a slow moving whaler backing toward you. Instant finger wave.

Another point is that I thought intentional endangerment of vessles in international waters/sea lanes was covered by international law. Yet Sea Sheppard says
"It's a circus, that's for sure. But it could all be prevented by upholding international law," Watson said.
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The circus might just be starting!
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:19 pm

gboothe wrote:
What is interesting here is Sea Shepard and their neglect for human safety in the effort to protect whales.




Haha, that surprises you?

It's a well known fact that organizations like PETA don't give a crap about humans.

As I stated, I'm pretty sure that "propeller" when it comes to watercraft applies only to boats... then again I'm not sure exactly what the borderline between a ship and a boat is.

But I'm pretty sure they use the term "screw" even in Japan. Plus, it sounds so much cooler.
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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:30 pm

Kanchou wrote:But I'm pretty sure they use the term "screw" even in Japan. Plus, it sounds so much cooler.


Plus, it is more fun!
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Postby kamome » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:33 pm

Kanchou wrote:It's a well known fact that organizations like PETA don't give a crap about humans.


Is it a "fact"? I've never heard that from PETA.
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:50 pm

Expect a meat-eater (as well as someone who supports respect for animals' rights) who can see the hypocrisy of an organization to use a bit of exaggeration of sarcasm.
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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:55 pm

kamome wrote:Is it a "fact"? I've never heard that from PETA.


They ain't big on animals either, hench the on-going litigations against certain PETA members!
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:41 am

Now that Japan has been busted and outed for decimating tuna stocks worldwide (and hiding & lying about it), no-one but a few hippies are out protecting what remains of the whales?
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Postby kamome » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:19 am

Kanchou wrote:Expect a meat-eater (as well as someone who supports respect for animals' rights) who can see the hypocrisy of an organization to use a bit of exaggeration of sarcasm.


?? Not sure I follow. I eat meat and only casually support animal rights, so I'm hardly a radical. But I do think that PETA gets a bad rap for supporting a worthwhile cause. Just because PETA supports animal rights doesn't mean they advocate that people should be a secondary consideration to animals.
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:00 am

kamome wrote:But I do think that PETA gets a bad rap for supporting a worthwhile cause.


I felt that the Fox News cite on this would be most appropriate, since it is of Bird's favorite sources of news. It does give a good look at the sensitive and caring and of course, ethical work that some of PETA's people do for our furry friends (hopefully beavers not included)!
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".....Trial This Week for Virginia PETA Workers Accused of Dumping Dead AnimalsMonday, January 22, 2007
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More steel enimas

Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:27 pm

Only 50 years left til the extinction of the bluefin tuna, thanks mainly to, to...to Japan. Left to their own devices, the local whaling fleets will put an end to the whales just as quickly. Should other nations and organizations really stand by and watch it happen again?!
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:20 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Only 50 years left til the extinction of the bluefin tuna, thanks mainly to, to...to Japan. Left to their own devices, the local whaling fleets will put an end to the whales just as quickly. Should other nations and organizations really stand by and watch it happen again?!


Naw, with global warming, the oceans are supposed to disappear before that according to Al Gore, so the tuna and whales will just have to grow legs to survive anyway!
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:49 pm

gboothe wrote:Naw, with global warming, the oceans are supposed to disappear before that according to Al Gore, so the tuna and whales will just have to grow legs to survive anyway!

"Cooler" heads in the US Senate have had their say too. Gore's just gearing up for another presidential campaign...but no cajones for the fight before, why should we vote for him now?

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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:04 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:p.s. Save the whales!


Looks like the pirates are in on it with you!

".....[SIZE="4"]Anti-whaling pirates to head home[/SIZE]
Once in Australia, Watson fears the Farley Mowat could be permanently stranded in Melbourne, as it was deregistered by Belize on December 29, and left port as a pirate vessel.

The Robert Hunter was registered to Britain when it left port, and provided it returns to Melbourne by February 19, British time, it will be able to leave once it is reregistered elsewhere, Watson said.

He said the Farley Mowat had only eight days of fuel left, and with Melbourne about eight days' journey for that vessel, he had no choice but to head back to port today.

Original plans to take fuel from the Robert Hunter were abandoned because of the rough weather, he said.

The Robert Hunter, a faster ship, would make it back to Melbourne before it was deregistered, provided there were no storms, he said...."
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Who needs Sea Shepherd when you've got...

Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:51 am

[INDENT]Freighter suspected of colliding with tuna fishing boat and fleeing

KAGOSHIMA -- A freighter is suspected of colliding with a tuna fishing boat before fleeing late last week, leaving two crewmembers and a TV cameraman from the fishing boat to drift in a lifeboat for three days, the freighter's owner said Wednesday.

The Marue Ferry company based in Kagoshima reported to the 10th Regional Coast Guard Headquarters on Tuesday that its 3,891-ton Takachiho freighter is highly likely to have collided with the 9.1-ton Yukiyoshi Maru fishing boat off Tanegashima Island, Kagoshima Prefecture.

The captain of the Takachiho found part of the vessel's bow was damaged and reported it to SNK Ocean Co. which leases the ship from Marue. Crewmembers of the freighter claim that they were unaware of the accident.

Blue paint from the freighter's body was scratched off and was seen on the fishing boat. The Takachiho was cruising off Tanegashima Island at about 10 a.m. on Friday when the accident occurred.

The Takachiho was headed for Tokyo from Naha when it is believed to have collided with the Yukiyoshi Maru.

Coast guard officers rescued two crewmembers of the Yukiyoshi Maru and a TV cameraman covering their fishing operations, who were all found in a lifeboat floating off Kushima, Miyazaki Prefecture, on Monday.

The Yukiyoshi Maru is owned by Hyuga Fishermen's Cooperative in Miyazaki Prefecture.[/INDENT]

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Postby kamome » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:27 am

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Postby amdg » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:03 am

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:06 am

Japan whale ship on fire in Antarctic waters, crew man missing
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WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) - A Japanese whaling ship is on fire in the Ross Sea in Antarctica, and initial reports said one crew member is missing, New Zealand officials said Thursday.

The Nisshin Maru sent out a distress call early Thursday and was evacuated by most of its 161-member crew as about 20 stayed on board to fight the fire, Maritime New Zealand spokesman Steve Corbett said.

"The ship has lost all engine power,'' he said, adding that three of the four other ships in the whaling fleet were alongside the disabled ship.

Corbett said one of the crew was "unaccounted for,'' but it is not clear whether the crewman is missing within the ship, perished in the fire or went overboard into the icy Antarctic waters.

The fire started below decks and the "crew are still fighting it _ but with 20 people on board they (the crew) are confident it won't sink and the fire won't spread further,'' he said....more...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:13 am

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Postby amdg » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:39 am

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:40 am

kamome wrote::) Leave it to Boothe to find a singular exception and use it to prove a rule!


Is it true that a bird in the hand is worth to in the Bush? Maybe that's an old yakitori baba's tale!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:20 pm

Japanese whaling ship catches fire in Antarctic waters
The Associated Press: February 14, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand:
A Japanese whaling ship caught fire in remote waters off Antarctica on Thursday and one crew member was missing, rescue officials said.
The Nisshin Maru sent out a distress call early Thursday after the fire broke out below decks, leaving the ship drifting without power, said Steve Corbett, a spokesman for Maritime New Zealand, whose country is nearest the area.
Most of the 148-member crew were evacuated to three other Japanese whaling ships in the area.....[/B]
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"Arrr! Harrrpoon a whaleburgerrr at Ichiharrra's!"

Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:22 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Whale meat restaurant owner Akiji Ichihara shows off a whaleburger at his restaurant in Wada. Whaleburgers are on the menu at Ichihara's restaurant to lure young customers, who tend to turn up their noses at boiled blubber or sliced raw whale. (Reuters/Toru Hanai)

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/photojournal/8.html


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