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Why Japanese guys don't give head?

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Postby TFG » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:13 am

Now, I understand why FG's are so popular here.
Any FG Gals had any experience with J-guys and this problem?

Get down there Takashi, just pretend it's Toro!:D

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070220p2g00m0dm023000c.html

"It's not like it's the most visually appealing area, is it?" one refusenik tells Weekly Playboy.

"All the hair gets caught between your teeth," the 27-year-old illustrator tells Weekly Playboy. "And I don't do anything down there with my fingers, either, because they end up smelling."

"If Japanese men are refusing to get between women's legs and lick, it'll be the end of Japan," Goro Tameiki, renowned adult movie auteur, tells Weekly Playboy.
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:19 am

Oh for god's sake if you're bothered by the hair just ask her to shave it. Apparently a lot of men of various pedigree refuse to do it as they feel it's degrading or something. I remember Italians have issues with it too, and a black friend of mine told me a lot of her boyfriends refuse to do it as well. But maybe AO is a better judge for that one..

As for me, I'm nose-in-the-grass-tongue-through-the-ditch all the way until she begs me to stop it. There's no other way about it as far I'm concerned.

"And I don't do anything down there with my fingers, either, because they end up smelling."
I wonder when the last time was this guy got any.
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Postby TFG » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:35 am

Probably with his dutch wife.
I am sure that doesn't give him fish fingers. LoL:D
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Postby Ke11iente » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:30 am

"Women have no obligation to perform fellatio on any man who refuses cunnilingus,"


ummm... but they are under an obligation otherwise? It's not tit-for-tat. You suck a dick if you want to, not because a guy went down on you.

And I really appreciate the long, drawn out, straw-grasping scientific explanation at the end: "Men aren't performing oral sex because they have a calcium deficiency." Please. That is so bogus. Men don't give head because they are inexperienced, inconsiderate, or grossed out by pussy.
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Postby GuyJean » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:01 am

Guys? Give head? Is this a gay thread?.. I'm not sure I understand.. Is 'giving head' now the same as eating out, muff diving, carpet munching, boxed lunch, licking cooter, or your basic cunnilingus?

I thought giving 'head' was because the penis actually has a head.. Unless they consider the clitoris to be a 'head' nowadays.. :confused: I kind of like it as the 'on button'.. ;)

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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:56 am

Hand job head job give head use your head you got it wrong GuyJean

If you like cunt you should like sucking cunt. Shove that pussy in my face, yeah!
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Postby Gilligan » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:08 am

This conversation reminded me of the line in the great James Jones novel Whistle: "Show me the man who doesn't eat pussy, and I'll show you the man whose wife I can steal."
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Postby GuyJean » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:30 am

AssKissinger wrote:Hand job head job give head use your head you got it wrong GuyJean
No, I'm serious. Is 'giving head' slang for cunnilingus? It just sounds so wrong to me if I say 'I love giving head', when I'm talking about eating pussy.. And I do love eating pussy..

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Postby JustInJapan » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:18 am

I see everyone has their share of :rolleyes: Sushi:rolleyes: in Japan..

Cunt munching is the way to go, is it really necessary for me to put my head down there?

In that case i should have at the Asshole too? Puss:rolleyes: Ass licker!
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Postby emperor » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:40 am

I'm a... box-sucker...??! :confused:
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Postby Neo-Rio » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:59 am

I'll tell you why they don't do it. Japanese women don't wash down there!
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:00 am

GJ, I understand your confusion. I was confused off of a Richard Pryor joke when he was talking about sex. He said, "Black women like head, but won't kiss you afterwards." It didn't make sense, but over the years I've learned that head can be a gender neutral term for oral sex in some parts of the world, but in other places, it means STRICTLY fellatio.

As for eating pussy? Get me a bib cuz it's gonna get messy!
The only drawback is when it gets good and they wrap their legs around your head and SQUUUEEEEEEEEEZE. That's when I poke 'em in the butt with a wet finger. hehe.
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Postby amdg » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:00 am

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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:00 am

Neo-Rio wrote:I'll tell you why they don't do it. Japanese women don't wash down there!


You've been messin with the wrong women. Or why dont you go to the love hotel and WASH IT FOR THEM. :D
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:16 am

Neo-Rio wrote:I'll tell you why they don't do it. Japanese women don't wash down there!


That may be true if you hang out with the Yokohama Marys of Nippon, but it don't fly the others J-gals! Government inspected, Grade A, washed and clean! Itadaku zouuu!
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Postby Jack » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:20 am

It's got nothing to do with the girls washing down there or not. Some girls just smell bad down there. It's the liquid or something. I've had a few experiences that I couldn't stand the smell. I can take a lot of abuse and even so I couldn't do the job. For 95% of the J-girls, however, going down on them is not a problem.
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Postby kamome » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:51 am

I'm happy to do it especially when it tastes like I'm sticking my tongue in a glass of water. As the funk level increases, though, it starts to become a REAL chore.
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Postby 6810 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:04 am

personal fan of the funk. THat's what makes it fun(ky).
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:38 am

I hear Koreans are healthier to eat than Japanese...something to do with dioxin levels in the body. ;)

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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:52 am

[quote="Mike Oxlong"]I hear Koreans are healthier to eat than Japanese...something to do with dioxin levels in the body. ]

The Mook claimed they smelled/tasted "like Kimichi". Never noticed myself!
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Postby GuyJean » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:13 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I was confused off of a Richard Pryor joke when he was talking about sex. He said, "Black women like head, but won't kiss you afterwards." It didn't make sense, but over the years I've learned that head can be a gender neutral term for oral sex..
Hhhmm.. 'Going down on' is gender neutral.. Giving head?!.. Come on. Pryor was high. ;)

As I mentioned earlier, part of the penis is called the 'head'; thus the slang.. I just don't get it for women..:confused:

I dare any man on these boards, when you're out hanging with the dudes shootin' shit, bring up how much you love 'giving head'. Let's see what happens. ;)

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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:25 pm

Neo-Rio wrote:I'll tell you why they don't do it. Japanese women don't wash down there!


Bullshit.. why would you say that? I have seen first hand in onsens and sentos about how well women clean themselves, "down there" (I hate that term) and everywhere else.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:29 pm

GuyJean wrote:Guys? Give head? Is this a gay thread?.. I'm not sure I understand.. Is 'giving head' now the same as eating out, muff diving, carpet munching, boxed lunch, licking cooter, or your basic cunnilingus?


These days it is pretty much a gender neutral term. Famous line from Miranda in "Sex and the City" - "I only give head to get head!!"

But as to guys not wanting to - perhaps they just don't care.. personally that is their loss but it probably means they don't get much sex or certainly not satisfying.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:39 pm

GomiGirl wrote:. . . I have seen first hand in onsens and sentos about how well women clean themselves, "down there" . . .


And thanks for that video, GG. Great camera work. I liked the commentary especially.

Are you ready to do some more "Ninja Shooting" for the sequel?

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Postby TFG » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:59 pm

[quote="GuyJean"]Hhhmm.. 'Going down on' is gender neutral.. Giving head?!.. Come on. Pryor was high. ]



Mmmm, If that was the case then it wouldn't be "Giving Head" but "Receiving Head" right? It is simply because ones head needs to be there to do it.

And someone posted about J-gals being smelly and not cleaning themselves.
Bullshit, is all I can say.
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Postby Charles » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:04 pm

GomiGirl wrote:.."down there" (I hate that term)..

I thought you Sheilas called it "down under."
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Postby GuyJean » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:01 pm

TFG wrote:Mmmm, If that was the case then it wouldn't be "Giving Head" but "Receiving Head" right? It is simply because ones head needs to be there to do it.
Weeelll, you can 'give' as much 'head' as you want..

I'll 'receive' my 'head' from a girl 'giving' me blow job (which is actually sucking), then throw her on the bed and 'eat' her pussy. ;)

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Postby Korrito » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:07 pm

[quote="GuyJean"]Weeelll, you can 'give' as much 'head' as you want..

I'll 'receive' my 'head' from a girl 'giving' me blow job (which is actually sucking), then throw her on the bed and 'eat' her pussy. ]

That's gotta hurt like hell for her, plus pussy is really high in fats.
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Postby TFG » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:10 pm

I think this thread has degraded to the level of the Gaijin Hanzai File. Lol

It wasn't meant to be a discussion on the English language.

Who cares what it is called as long as one can get it and give it in some circumstances that are totally unrelated to Shinjuku 2 Cho Me. ROTFL
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Postby baka tono » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:21 pm

The guy Im with now wont. I have no idea why.
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