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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:42 pm

Mulboyne wrote:That 8,500 yen deal is very good given the amenities available.

The rooms are fairly small for that price - think 6 mat 1K type weekly mansion type place, but the building is brand spanking new and Oakwood always have great service. Gym etc as well as the bar/common room on the top floor with the most amazing views I have seen for a long time. I am old and jaded these days and it blew me away.
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Postby gomichild » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:36 am

Kuang_Grade wrote:Although this is starting to sound fairly sock puppet-ish....


Hmm now I'm wondering what your Metafilter name is....

xtremehk - you are so naive I can't help thinking the only tail you are going to get is when you have to sell yourself to some rich Japanese obaa-san to cover your transport and living costs.
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:53 am

GomiGirl wrote:The rooms are fairly small for that price - think 6 mat 1K type weekly mansion type place, but the building is brand spanking new and Oakwood always have great service. Gym etc as well as the bar/common room on the top floor with the most amazing views I have seen for a long time. I am old and jaded these days and it blew me away.


Ta for the review on the Shinjuku property GG...I've been a big fan of Oakwood's..although, based on my experience, availability can be a bit hit or miss, esp. for short term stays (say 1-2 weeks)...but that said, the rates can often be quite reasonable (and lower than the stated 1 month minimum stay prices on their website) if they have rooms to fill. A few years back, I had 5 night stay in a one bedroom suite in Aoyama that was around the same daily rate of a single in Shibuya Excel Tokyu.
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Postby xtremehk » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:59 am

alright im going to be living in asasaka excel hotel, now guys kabuchiko?? :)
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:33 am

xtremehk wrote:alright im going to be living in asasaka excel hotel, now guys kabuchiko?? :)


Asakusa is on the other side of the city to Shinjuku. Like a LONG way away.

And what do you want to know about kabukicho? I know a good bar near there!!!

Also, most of the girls around that area are on the clock. Bring your wallet!!
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Postby DrP » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:45 am

Akasaka Excel?? I would have chosen the Granville instead - or for just slightly more upgraded to the New Otani (they have a summer special going on) The pool can't be beat! Why Kabukicho?? There's basically nothing there for newbies - these guys sounds more like Pongi-style than anything. At least they're in walking distance to the zone. Oh - and there's a korean prostrate massage place right across from their hotel -- i'm sure they'll enjoy that!
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Postby xtremehk » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:10 pm

OMG akasaka excel is opposite of Shinjuku KABUCHIKO? I NEED to get there man, i've googled up and found its the red light district!
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Postby Oradea » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:02 pm

xtremehk wrote:OMG akasaka excel is opposite of Shinjuku KABUCHIKO? I NEED to get there man, i've googled up and found its the red light district!



Dude, paying for sex in Japan, Is kinda like paying for Ice in the Arctic....it`s just not necessary.
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Postby DrP » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:08 pm

..unless of course your entire view (and expectation) of the world is googling it up..
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Postby xtremehk » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:26 pm

Oradea wrote:Dude, paying for sex in Japan, Is kinda like paying for Ice in the Arctic....it`s just not necessary.


OMG so i can be getting laid for FREE? WHERE!
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Postby eighty5er » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:03 pm

troll?

Sounds like it to me with a reply like that.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:14 pm

xtremehk wrote:OMG so i can be getting laid for FREE? WHERE!


If you gotta ask, it ain't gonna happen!
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:15 pm

eighty5er wrote:troll?

Sounds like it to me with a reply like that.


Probably - loser.

But I thought it was worth the discussion on the hotels as these are quite useful for the archives.
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Postby Oradea » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:03 pm

Definitely a little trolly.
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Postby xtremehk » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:11 am

ok guys, what is the best pick up lines for girls?

konbonwai, suki?
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Postby Greji » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:35 am

xtremehk wrote:ok guys, what is the best pick up lines for girls?

konbonwai, suki?


How bout "I gotta wallet full of cash!"?
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Postby eighty5er » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:07 pm

"Look! My eyes are blue! Let's exchange emails!"

Wait that wouldn't work for you would it.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:36 pm

gboothe wrote:How bout "I gotta wallet full of cash!"?
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:51 pm

xtremehk wrote:OMG so i can be getting laid for FREE? WHERE!
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Postby DrP » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:52 pm

OK Extreme -- here's what you say (tips form the master)

1. "Here sushi sushi .. Cumon pretty sushi.. hotel, ok? Me have money!

And when you gotta pay the bill anywhere: (and say this correctly, pleeeze)

1. Oh Kan Cho Ku De Sigh!
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Postby craxican » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:06 am

xtremehk wrote:OMG so i can be getting laid for FREE? WHERE!


troll:wall:

i hope that you look good, cause if you dont you really just need to saty in the redlight district :wall:

good luck:wall:

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Postby xtremehk » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:21 am

guys i found a website how do i order girls am i suppose to get to this place? its in tokyo right?

http://www.girls-group.net/index2.html
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Postby Greji » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:04 am

xtremehk wrote:guys i found a website how do i order girls am i suppose to get to this place? its in tokyo right?

http://www.girls-group.net/index2.html


Wakayama, Kobe, Osaka, Kita Osaka and Kyoto Stores(?). I do love their menu.
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Postby xtremehk » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:59 am

ok guys i found a site and figured things out, need to telephone to order and they come to our hotel.

one thing, are these girls STD FREE? should i be wearing a condom, like ill be one fucked man LOL.

i hope its safe i mean its a nice site, list of girls, says: health delivery
information, system of pay, etc.
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Postby james » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:06 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Sweetie, girls don't grow on trees and you can't choose them like you are looking at a catalogue - "Pick your target"? Dork! What the fuck is that? Grow a brain and some personality and think of girls as just like "other humans".


whoa.. whoa.. whoa... what? ;)
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Postby james » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:47 pm

xtremehk wrote:ok guys i found a site and figured things out, need to telephone to order and they come to our hotel.

one thing, are these girls STD FREE? should i be wearing a condom, like ill be one fucked man LOL.

i hope its safe i mean its a nice site, list of girls, says: health delivery
information, system of pay, etc.


if you are not trolling, you are one sad sorry mofo, even for 19 and being virginal. i've got another movie title: "beavis and butthead do japan".

a couple of guys here have offered to show you around, they've been living here for awhile, speak the language and know where to go. why not just take their advice and come over to have a good time? if you do that, i'd say your chances of chasing a little skirt increase phenomenally.

and yes, for the love of man, bag it.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:49 pm

GG wrote: . . . girls don't grow on trees . . .


Au contraire! (NSFW)

They take a while to ripen, then slowly get withered and wrinkly.

However, when picking them, try not to wound them with the axe.

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Postby james » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:23 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:Au contraire! (NSFW)


damn.. i've gotta get me one of those. i've got space enough here to plant a small orchard!
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:12 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]They take a while to ripen, then slowly get withered and wrinkly.

However, when picking them, try not to wound them with the axe.

]

Yellow card Mr Kurohinge! :p
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Postby eighty5er » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:46 pm

xtremehk wrote:
one thing, are these girls STD FREE? should i be wearing a condom, like ill be one fucked man LOL.


No worries man they're fine. Japanese don't get STDs.
Besides, you want to come home and tell your friends you fucked Japanese girls wearing a condom? That shit is for PUSSIES man!! Real men don't use rubbers, and the girls will think you're even more hot for doing so.
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