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Postby omae mona » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:07 pm

I can never get my washlet to hit in just the right place. Any advice?
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Postby amdg » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:26 pm

omae mona wrote:I can never get my washlet to hit in just the right place. Any advice?


You have to get your mouth right over fountain, about 20-24 cm's above the nozzle if you want to be able to drink from it..
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:47 pm

omae mona wrote:I can never get my washlet to hit in just the right place. Any advice?

Type the model number into Google and see if you can find a copy of the instruction docs online.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:11 pm

Lose some weight.
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Postby martindesu » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:36 pm

I guess it depends on what exactly the 'right place' is...

I just relaxed and let it work away. A little bit of a wiggle and everything's good.

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Postby omae mona » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:40 pm

I am so honored that amdg posted his 1000th message on one of my defecation-related threads!! This must have some deeper meaning.
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Postby martindesu » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:03 pm

Also, I should let it be known that I soon figured out what the lady button was for...
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Postby amdg » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:11 pm

omae mona wrote:I am so honored that amdg posted his 1000th message on one of my defecation-related threads!! This must have some deeper meaning.


Oooh! I didn't notice. 1000 bullshit posts on FG, culminating in a colonic hydrotherapy advice post. Coincidence? I think not.
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Postby Adhesive » Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:44 am

Japanese washlets should only be used on the very unique ass of a Japanese person.
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:13 am

AssKissinger wrote:Lose some weight.
:rofl: Good one
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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:04 am

Adhesive wrote:Japanese washlets should only be used on the very unique ass of a Japanese person.


No problem. I only use it to gargle!
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Postby Phoenix_stu » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:30 am

As a southern boy, we never heard of such things.

Hell, I thought it was to wash away those nasty skid marks when you couldnt make it to john quick enough.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:35 pm

amdg wrote:You have to get your mouth right over fountain, about 20-24 cm's above the nozzle if you want to be able to drink from it..
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Postby Greji » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:40 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:As T-Poo would say, "The Kimchi know how to copy it right."


Hey, that's the original "Bang Bang Loo Loo".....
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