Why are Koreans religious as fuck?

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:03 am

Adhesive wrote:Yeah, but don't we share 99.9% of our DNA with Chimps? That .1% can make one hell of a difference!

98.5...still pretty damn close!
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:58 am

AssKissinger wrote:Take, I want to suck your dick.

Shut up, Ass.
I dont want my precious dick smell like mixed cheese and vomit.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:20 pm

Actually unfortunately not a few J-girls too have fabricated their own faces recently.
But in case of Kimchi, the fabricating method is extraordinary extreme!

*before
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*after
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:lol:
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:55 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Shut up, Ass.
I dont want my precious dick smell like mixed cheese and vomit.


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Postby amdg » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:16 pm

I fucked a Korean last night, I wasn't unimpressed.

We started in the shower. Full body soap-downs. She washed my back and I washed hers. From there we kind of fell into the bath tub and...
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Postby Typhoon » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:00 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Actually unfortunately not a few J-girls too have fabricated their own faces recently.
But in case of Kimchi, the fabricating method is extraordinary extreme!

*before
Image

*after
Image

:lol:


No kidding.

You start with 9 girls and end up with 3.

But I'm sure that's illegal.
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Postby kamome » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:58 pm

Typhoon wrote:No kidding.

You start with 9 girls and end up with 3.

But I'm sure that's illegal.


Well, they had to get the spare parts from somewhere.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:15 am

AssKissinger wrote:Take, I want to suck your dick.

I am sure someone will use this as their signature!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:15 am

Jack wrote:K-chicks are hot and so are J-chicks. I have banged 3 K-chicks in Japan but they were all born in Japan. I did not feel any difference between them and J-chicks. They were easy to bed.

I have heard from others that K-girls are difficult to fuck. From what I see in Toronto, all the K-boys in ESL schools are after J-chicks because no one fucks as liberally as J-chicks and they know it. Actually it's hillarious because it looks like the minute those guys get off the plane they're on the prowl for J-chicks. They're fucking annoying if you ask me because it's like a lion over its kill, always has to watch for the hyenas that surround him trying to still his kill.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:16 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Actually unfortunately not a few J-girls too have fabricated their own faces recently.
But in case of Kimchi, the fabricating method is extraordinary extreme!

*before
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*after
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:lol:

And it makes you wonder why the kids turn out butt ugly.
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Postby Typhoon » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:14 am

kamome wrote:Well, they had to get the spare parts from somewhere.


If those two images are in any way related, then it's a tribute to the skill of Korean cosmetic surgeons. And the makeup department.

No wonder J-gals head over to Korea in droves to get their own work done.
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Postby Typhoon » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:19 am

Jack wrote:K-chicks are hot and so are J-chicks. I have banged 3 K-chicks in Japan but they were all born in Japan. I did not feel any difference between them and J-chicks. They were easy to bed.

I have heard from others that K-girls are difficult to fuck. From what I see in Toronto, all the K-boys in ESL schools are after J-chicks because no one fucks as liberally as J-chicks and they know it. Actually it's hillarious because it looks like the minute those guys get off the plane they're on the prowl for J-chicks. They're fucking annoying if you ask me because it's like a lion over its kill, always has to watch for the hyenas that surround him trying to still his kill.


Given the possesive and highly competative nature of K-gals, this could lead to some interesting melodrama. I'm sure that they don't take this, er, lying down.

Sounds like we the beginnings for a script of a new K-drama here.
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Postby amdg » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:57 am

Having no better place to put it, here's a nice little bit of Korean Cameltoe.

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Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Greji » Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:29 am

amdg wrote:Having no better place to put it, here's a nice little bit of Korean Cameltoe.

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How about that kimchi Take?
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Postby Typhoon » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:29 am

amdg wrote:Having no better place to put it, here's a nice little bit of Korean Cameltoe.

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Damm.
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Postby Phoenix_stu » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:46 am

Typhoon wrote:Damm.


WOW:drool:
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Postby amdg » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:32 pm

In keeping with the thread theme, maybe that should be...


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Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:34 pm

gboothe wrote:How about that kimchi Take?
:inlove:

I am not interested in flat bust women.
This(left) is better and natural.
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Postby amdg » Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:21 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:I am not interested in flat bust women.
This(left) is better and natural.
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:bukkake:


Fine, I'll take the one on the right that's not so pouty.
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Postby Charles » Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:40 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:I am not interested in flat bust women.
This(left) is better and natural.
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I guarantee that's not natural, that's surgical.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:54 pm

Charles wrote:I guarantee that's not natural, that's surgical.

werd!! :)
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Postby kamome » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:38 am

Charles wrote:I guarantee that's not natural, that's surgical.


That's what I thought, too. Then I thought, "Who cares? She's hawt."
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:33 am

They're probably fake of course but there's no way to be 100% certain. There were skinny women with big tits before plastic surgery.

I cannot relate to your so what attitude k. Fake tits are gross and destroy the woman's beauty.
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Postby Charles » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:37 am

kamome wrote:That's what I thought, too. Then I thought, "Who cares? She's hawt."

True. I guess you could ask her to leave her bra on, so you don't have to look at the scars.
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:40 am

Charles wrote:True. I guess you could ask her to leave her bra on, so you don't have to look at the scars.


Stay off my thread you fucking faggot.
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Postby kamome » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:08 am

AssKissinger wrote:I cannot relate to your so what attitude k. Fake tits are gross and destroy the woman's beauty.

Different strokes. Fake tits can still be erotic - it depends on how they're done and how they look on the particular girl. I don't think a girl is automatically gross for having them.

I can tell you right now that I'd hit it with the girl in the above pic whether or not those things are real.
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Postby ketchupkatsu » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:14 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Actually unfortunately not a few J-girls too have fabricated their own faces recently.
But in case of Kimchi, the fabricating method is extraordinary extreme!

*before
Image

*after
Image

:lol:



BTW the 3 in the bottom picture were all born men.

They're from the Korean pop group Lady.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:15 am

kamome wrote:Different strokes. Fake tits can still be erotic - it depends on how they're done and how they look on the particular girl. I don't think a girl is automatically gross for having them.

I can tell you right now that I'd hit it with the girl in the above pic whether or not those things are real.


There are some boob jobs that look pretty natural, but once you touch them the illusion is gone. Give me the real deal any day.
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Postby Charles » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:20 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:There are some boob jobs that look pretty natural, but once you touch them the illusion is gone. Give me the real deal any day.

Take the test: Real or Fake? (NSFW)
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:34 am

You scored 17 of 20 boobs!


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