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by **Adhesive** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:09 pm

What would you give to command an army of elephant-riding monkeys? I'd give up my family.

by **aquamarine** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:32 pm

I'd ALMOST give up my plans for re-opening my studio in Yokohama.

..... almost.

I'd give up my airsoft guns!

by **oyajikun** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:35 pm

Adhesive wrote:What would you give to command an army of elephant-riding monkeys? I'd give up my family.

I'd give up my friday tantanmen if they were edible monkeys.

by **(1VB)freels** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:58 pm

I would give up reading this post!

by **Greji** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:28 pm

(1VB)freels wrote:I would give up reading this post!

Good idea, unless some goats are involved and then of course, one must be reasonable.....
:cool:

by **Iraira** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:55 pm

Adhesive wrote:What would you give to command an army of elephant-riding monkeys? I'd give up my family.

Are we talking Rhesus monkeys or those spider monkeys? And are we talking those mother fucking huge bull elephants or something along the lines of Babar? Before I start handing my testicles over to someone for keeps, I want to know exactly what I am getting for the deal. And, yeah, there's gotta be a few goats tossed into the mix somewhere, or it's a complete non starter. Perferably, goats in leather corsets, but I'm willing to go for pleather, if you're gonna get all ketchi on this.

by **kusai Jijii** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:34 pm

If you read the fine print, I think you will find it aint monkeys as such that he is talking about, but rather those ugly-as-fuck baboon fugglies with the long lips and the red-as fuck-arses that look like giant overgrown hemeroids.

Oh, by the way, I didnt know you could still get magic mushies in Japan. Stay safe kids.

by **Iraira** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:42 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:If you read the fine print, I think you will find it aint monkeys as such that he is talking about, but rather those ugly-as-fuck baboon fugglies with the long lips and the red-as fuck-arses that look like giant overgrown hemeroids.

C'mon, show my ex-wife a little respect........

by **Adhesive** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:26 am

How are goats at reconnaissance?

by **Greji** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:08 pm

Adhesive wrote:How are goats at reconnaissance?

I don't know, but they look great in sleek, form fitting rubber garments.
:drool:

by **GuyJean** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:15 pm

Adhesive wrote:What would you give to command an army of elephant-riding monkeys? I'd give up my family.

Nothing; I've already taught kids.. The elephant they were riding was me..

GJ

by **unkosando** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:40 pm

Depends... Are the monkeys wearing funny hats??

by **(1VB)freels** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:40 pm

Also, are the monkeys Smoking???? Then it's done!!!!

by **Adhesive** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:39 pm

Fedora-wearing, elephant-riding, chain-smoking, donkey-molesting army of monkeys...

I think I just found my next tattoo.

P.S. If someone finds me video of these greyhound-racing monkeys, I could die a happy man.

by **Greji** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:49 pm

Adhesive wrote:If someone finds me video of these greyhound-racing monkeys, I could die a happy man

Know a couple of them that ride goats and sheepdogs, but greyhounds? That's going to be tough!

by **Iraira** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:56 am

It's nice to know that the FBI really isn't concerned about beastiality or we'd all be on some list.

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