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Man Dupes Schoolgirl Wind Section Into Sex

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:14 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]The Mainichi reports (Japanese) that 33 year old Yoshito Hagiwara has been arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct with minors in Nirasaki city. Police allege that Hagiwara convinced members of a school wind section who were worried about their performance that they wouldn't be able to play their instruments better unless they got down and dirty. He told them that they needed to master abdominal breathing to sustain a note and that required them to change their bodies. He then offered to help solve that problem. Police believe that Hagiwara, who had been involved with the music club some years before, gave his dubious assistance to 13 girls, sometimes as often as three times a week.
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Postby Greji » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:19 pm

Mulboyne wrote:they needed to master abdominal breathing to sustain a note


My kind of a guy. Just learned a couple of new major lines....
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Postby james » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:17 pm

Mulboyne wrote:He told them that they needed to master abdominal breathing to sustain a note


well.. i bet they hit a few notes..

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were the girls really that naieve though? and seriously, two or three times a week? i'm not one to blame the victim but seriously.. who buys a line like that, several times no less without a modicum of willingness?

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:32 pm

Hagiwara Sensei is my new hero.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby sublight » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:51 pm

There are few things as sexy as a cute flute player obliviously going on and on about her tonguing practice.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:00 pm

Band girls give good head.

FACT
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Postby Greji » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:16 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Band girls give good head.

FACT


Compared to what? I've never heard of bad head!
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Postby Iraira » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:21 pm

sublight wrote:There are few things as sexy as a cute flute player obliviously going on and on about her tonguing practice.


No...no....no....a sexy chick who plays the tuba with a passion...now that's a chick who can blow down the mightiest of redwoods.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:23 pm

gboothe wrote:Compared to what? I've never heard of bad head!
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Maybe I should say give GREAT head.
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Postby Jack » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:14 pm

You got to hand it to this guy. He is one darn enterprising fella. Good on him.
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Postby Gestalt » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:00 am

What, no jokes about Shakuhachi yet?!
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Postby kamome » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:57 am

Gestalt wrote:What, no jokes about Shakuhachi yet?!


My skin flute ain't no shakuhachi, more like a kendo stick!:nihonjin:
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Postby ttjereth » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:36 am

I agree that the girls in this case are stupid and whatever, but what would you do if one of them was your daughter?

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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:35 am

ttjereth wrote:I agree that the girls in this case are stupid and whatever, but what would you do if one of them was your daughter?


It's rather funny you say that because I just bought a S&W .45 MP
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:37 am

ttjereth wrote:I agree that the girls in this case are stupid and whatever, but what would you do if one of them was your daughter?


If she was over the age of 13 I'd beat her ass.
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Postby Greji » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:53 am

kamome wrote:My skin flute ain't no shakuhachi, more like a kendo stick!:nihonjin:


Bamboo and bends? Call me if you want to see what a real two-fisted blue veiner looks like!
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Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:33 am

gboothe wrote: . . . Call me if you want to see what a real two-fisted blue veiner looks like! . . .


G-man, that's just probably just your thick eye-glasses - they make things look larger / closer than they really are.

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Postby kamome » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:12 am

gboothe wrote:Bamboo and bends?
:cool:

No, more like a meter long and can knock a girl unconscious when wielded correctly! :biggrin2:
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:07 pm

kamome wrote:No, more like a meter long and can knock a girl unconscious when wielded correctly! :biggrin2:


Who you trying to impress Bird? You being hanging around Guyjean to much, you couldn't knock a broad down with a Kalashnikov!
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:08 pm

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Just note the look on her face there Kuro! The real deal is a real meal!
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:41 pm

kamome wrote:No, more like a meter long and can knock a girl unconscious when wielded correctly! :biggrin2:


That's my line. :ninja4:
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Postby kamome » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:43 am

I had to use it before you got the chance!
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