Taka-Okami wrote:What was worrying however, is that they had security guards posted at EVERY immigration checkin counter. What made me uncomfortable was that each guard stood right behind you, and it felt like they were expecting me to make a move or something. Thats about it.
So, if a foreigner freaks out while in line, this would inflate the "Gaijin Hanzai" stats wouldn't it. How about, this.....somehow, spike all the Japanese people's in-flight beverages with amphetamines and some other drug that causes major paranoia, irritability, and impatience (perhaps also causing flatulence might be a nice touch). It would have to be a very potent mix, as Japanese seem to be able to patiently wait in line for hours for a bowl of mediocre miso ramen. Get the locals to freak out while waiting in line. Would make foreigners look completely tame. Plus, after the toxological tests came back, it would show that a large number of J-folks are tweekers.
Note: this is just an idea that came to me while I was sleepwalking. I in no way support this, nor condone such behavior, as it includes the administration of controlled substances to unwitting individuals who probably can't hang, and as it may include the handling of dangerous and illegal substances (ie. miso ramen).