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Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

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Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

Postby Mulboyne » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:48 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Kyodo via Japan Today: Japanese government says existence of UFOs unconfirmed
The Japanese government said Tuesday that it has "not confirmed the existence" of the so-called unidentified flying objects believed to have flown from outer space. The statement was made in an official response, adopted at a cabinet meeting Tuesday morning, to a question submitted by Ryuji Yamane, an opposition Democratic Party of Japan member of the House of Councillors. Yamane said in the question, "It is an urgent task to conduct confirmation work, given incessant reports of UFO sightings as well as national concerns and interests." Should the Air Self-Defense Force detect signs of a flying object feared to violate Japan's air space, it will scramble a fighter for visual confirmation, the report explained. But it stressed the government "is not aware of cases where an unidentified flying object, believed to have flown from outside the Earth, was discovered, although there have been cases where birds and other objects beside aircraft were discovered." On UFOs, the government "is not collecting information or conducting research and has not considered any extraordinary steps in response if they ever fly to our country."
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:26 pm

Ok, how many of my "taxation without representation" yen did this study cost to undertake? Any given weekend night on Center Gai is where you'll find the freaks that would scare away any aliens......
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:27 am

BBC: UFOs exist, says Japan official
Japan's chief government spokesman has announced that unidentified flying objects (UFOs) exist. Earlier, in response to a question from an opposition lawmaker, the Japanese government issued a statement saying it could not confirm any cases of UFOs. But Chief Cabinet Secretary Nobutaka Machimura later told reporters he believed they were "definitely" real. It is the sort of question politicians dread but, under Japanese rules, are unable to ignore. A member of the opposition asked the government what its policy was to deal with UFOs. He said work should begin urgently to try to confirm whether or not they exist because of what he called "incessant" reports of sightings. The Japanese civil service swung into action. In a statement it said that should a flying saucer be spotted in the country's airspace, a fighter would be scrambled to attempt visual confirmation. But it emphasised that the government was not aware of cases where a UFO from space had been discovered. Most alerts turned out to be birds or other objects.

The document revealed that Japan has not yet planned what to do should aliens arrive here. The government's chief spokesman Nobutaka Machimura drew laughter from reporters when he admitted that this was a "stereotypical" response from the bureaucrats. Perhaps with his tongue a little in his cheek he insisted that he believed UFOs did "definitely" exist. Questioned about the existence of alien spaceships, Japan's Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda thought about it and then answered carefully. He said he had "not yet confirmed" whether they existed. The conspiracy theorists will note that the answer was not a "no".
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Postby succubusqueen » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:30 am

The document revealed that Japan has not yet planned what to do should aliens arrive here.

They should get fingerprinted!!:devil2:
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Postby james » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:52 am

succubusqueen wrote:The document revealed that Japan has not yet planned what to do should aliens arrive here.

They should get fingerprinted!!:devil2:


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Re: Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

Postby Buraku » Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:59 am

US shoots down unknown object over Alaska

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Re: Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

Postby matsuki » Sun Feb 12, 2023 10:21 am

Chinese drone or UFO?
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Re: Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

Postby Coligny » Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:18 pm

I blame Ali Express…
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Re: Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

Postby Buraku » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:06 pm



probed by a cylindrical object?

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Re: Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

Postby Buraku » Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:00 am

UFO Disclosure or is it UAP now?

Whistleblower tells Congress the US is concealing 'multi-decade' program that captures UFOs

https://apnews.com/article/ufos-uaps-co ... d906a69ba7
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Re: Japanese Government Hasn't Seen Any UFOs

Postby Buraku » Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:54 am

That UAPs or Alien thing continues

'Meteors, Spherules, and Aliens'

https://michaelshermer.substack.com/p/m ... and-aliens
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