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Postby Captain Japan » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:42 am

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Over the years I have accumulated quite a few promo DVDs from porn makers like Paradise and Momotaro. Lots of standard stuff (teachers, schoolgirls, and secretaries) and more genre-specific titles (rape, incest, cat fights). Plus there are a few hentai anime features. In total I have about 20 DVDs and about 10 books. I also have a shopping bag full of promo j-pop CDs.

I realize few will believe this but most of it has not been opened before. If anyone wants it send me a PM. I am in Nakameguro.
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Postby Adhesive » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:10 am

Any midget-on-albino-hemophiliac porn?
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:22 am

Fuck, I gotta laugh! After seeing the title, I make a beeline straight for this thread, and low and behold, the 'members actively using this thread' is lit up like a Christmas tree! All the usual suspects too, I might add.

Captain, I am tempted to send you a PM, but I have a gut feeling that Greji has already snapped up all the good stuff (i.e. goat porn) and has it well and truely out of the wrappers!:bukkake:

If by chance Greji hasn't swooped on all the loot, you can Pm me at work. My real name is John Smith, and my work mail is johnsmith@hotmail.com
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Postby Charles » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:59 am

Free porn. Wow, what a concept.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:15 pm

Charles wrote:Free porn. Wow, what a concept.
:rolleyes:

There's no need to be a smart arse just because the Captain doesnt have the genre of porn you are into.
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Postby Charles » Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:25 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:There's no need to be a smart arse just because the Captain doesnt have the genre of porn you are into.

I didn't know there was any other genre than Free.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:18 pm

Do you want to exchange those shits with part of my collections of Japanese sperm creampieing white pussy series?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:32 pm

Captain Japan wrote:I realize few will believe this but most of it has not been opened before.

In other words, never been spunk on before. Great!
If anyone wants it send me a PM. I am in Nakameguro.

Are you offering to throw a FG circle jerk session? :bukkake:
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Postby james » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:51 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:My real name is John Smith, and my work mail is johnsmith@hotmail.com


sounds legit to me.. a generic name at a hotmail addy ;)
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Postby Greji » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:40 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Are you offering to throw a FG circle jerk session? :bukkake:


If it is group wank, can you give me a second to rest up? I popped a cap just from reading the thread title and even than probably got off before Kuso Jichan...
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:19 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Do you want to exchange those shits with part of my collections of Japanese sperm creampieing white pussy series?


No thanks, my eye sight aint what it used to be.
I think I'd run less of a risk of eye strain watching plankton fuck white pussy.
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Postby ttjereth » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:28 am

kusai Jijii wrote:No thanks, my eye sight aint what it used to be.
I think I'd run less of a risk of eye strain watching plankton fuck white pussy.


... why would you be trying to focus on the penises? :p

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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:49 pm

Captain Japan wrote: . . . Over the years I have accumulated quite a few promo DVDs from porn makers . . . If anyone wants it send me a PM . . .


[SIZE="4"]Out they go![/SIZE]

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BYO shovel and a flat-bed truck:

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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:53 pm

So far Take is the only one to have made an offer. But I'll have to pass.

Come on, guys, how truly fucked can any one of you be if I can't give away Grade-A quality porn on this Web site?
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Postby Charles » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:10 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Come on, guys, how truly fucked can any one of you be if I can't give away Grade-A quality porn on this Web site?

The saying "shipping coals to Newcastle" springs to mind.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:44 pm

Captain Japan wrote:So far Take is the only one to have made an offer. But I'll have to pass.

Come on, guys, how truly fucked can any one of you be if I can't give away Grade-A quality porn on this Web site?

I suggest maybe you upload some of the sample clips on here. :drool:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:53 pm

Along the same topic...
59 year old JR Tokai employee nabbed for stealing porn (in Japanese)
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:09 pm

I'm waiting to see a variation on this story.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:05 pm

And just in case you're thinking about it . . .

[SIZE="4"]Is porn making men too picky?[/SIZE]

SMH's Ask Sam wrote:
. . . "Why porn turns men off the real thing" tut-tutted a recent New York Magazine article written by feminist Naomi Wolf. By her reckoning, the increased usage in porn (a staggering 1000 new porn websites are created each day), is not making men into raging sexual beasts as once predicted but rather into the exact opposite: it's making the blokes a little too picky.

"The onslaught of porn is responsible for deadening male libido in relation to real women," she writes. "(It's) leading men to see fewer and fewer women as 'porn-worthy.'"

In other words, the more that men are subjected to abnormally large-breasted women with chiselled abs and perfectly manicured pubic hair, the more unrealistic their expectations of the average woman becomes.

. . . Known by scientists as the "contrast effect", apparently it isn't only porn that does it ...

Psychologists Sara Gutierres and Douglas Kenrick, both from Arizona State University, have been studying reactions to beautiful women for the last two decades and they've consistently come to the same conclusion: when men view images (both naked and fully clothed), their expectations of us average femmes climb accordingly.

. . . Subsequent studies that they've conducted have also found - and here comes the biggie - that when men viewed pictures of Playboy centrefolds, they subsequently felt less in love with their partner/wife/girlfriend than they did before . . . more


I guess that is unless your partner/wife/girlfriend was the Playboy centrefold!

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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:18 pm

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I guess that is unless your partner/wife/girlfriend was the Playboy centrefold!

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Ahh, you don't mean to tell me she's doing that again! I told her to stop that!
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:23 pm

Greji wrote:Ahh, you don't mean to tell me she's doing that again! I told her to stop that!
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I guess someone's in for a spanking then, G-man.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:58 pm

I guess that is unless your partner/wife/girlfriend was the Playboy centrefold!

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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:31 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]I guess someone's in for a spanking then, G-man.

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You think you're being smart, don't you? Well, you're not, I already have a subscription!

Besides, I think you're just jealous 'cause all you guys got out there in Alice Springs, is them one hump camels and they ain't even got purty toes!
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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:42 pm

We have a winner!
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Postby kusai Jijii » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:02 pm

Captain Japan wrote:We have a winner!


Congratuations Greji!
I knew it was only a matter of time till you folded!

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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:06 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Congratuations Greji!
I knew it was only a matter of time till you folded!

KJ


Shoganai, you get all the cards. Since I'm broke, can I borrow your ride to get home?
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Postby Captain Japan » Thu May 08, 2008 12:53 pm

Burglar climbs through toilet window, steals thousands of porn DVDs
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KASUKABE, Saitama -- A burglar apparently climbed through a toilet window and stole about 4,530 adult DVDs worth around 19.4 million yen from a movie sales outlet here, police said.

The owner of the Bee House Sengendai DVD store turned up for work just before 9:30 a.m. Wednesday to discover thousands of adult DVDs had been stolen.

"They stole the whole display," the owner said.

Police said only adult movies had been stolen. Police said bars across the store's toilet window were broken and the window open, suggesting the thief had probably climbed in through there.

The investigation into the case continues.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu May 08, 2008 1:46 pm


Jesus, haven't this guy ever heard of the Internets?
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Postby Greji » Thu May 08, 2008 2:07 pm

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I guess someone's in for a spanking then, G-man.

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