Japanese prostitution has reached Canada

[Jack]

This from the Toronto Star of today. Outcall massage is what you may think it is-- anything but a massage. I actually called this guy (he sounded Chinese from his accent) to ask and he assured me his 2 girls are Japanese, not Chinese, 23 years of age. This is the ad exactly as it appears online.

Health & Well Being
Body Care

Description:
JAPANESE Outcall Massage. Hotels 647-886-1988 Private.

http://www.torontostarclassifieds.com/NASApp/OLCSApp/do/attribute_view_ad?Refresh=No&categoryName=SERVICE+DIRECTORY&classId=657&adID=2525190C

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

This from the Toronto Star of today. Outcall massage is what you may think it is-- anything but a massage. I actually called this guy (he sounded Chinese from his accent) to ask and he assured me his 2 girls are Japanese, not Chinese, 23 years of age. This is the ad exactly as it appears online.

Health & Well Being
Body Care

Description:
JAPANESE Outcall Massage. Hotels 647-886-1988 Private.

http://www.torontostarclassifieds.com/NASApp/OLCSApp/do/attribute_view_ad?Refresh=No&categoryName=SERVICE+DIRECTORY&classId=657&adID=2525190C

Why is a guy who habitually attends sex parties and bangs like 100 strange women in a year need to be calling an escort service?

[Jack]

Gai,

It's all in the name of research. Actually I did not do her. I called the pimp to ask about the girls. Then I told him that I am not interested in sex or a massage but I just want to meet the chick for lunch at a downtown hotel and for that I would pay her lunch and 60 bucks for one hour. The dude couldn't understand what I was proposing and he just zeroed in on the 60 bucks as being an unacceptable number.

[American Oyaji]

Umm, Jack, when did you go back to Canada?

[Big Booger]

I thought you were getting married..
and now you are picking up hookers through an escort service for "lunch" what's for dessert? Peach pudding, furburger, cafe au lei?
LOL