Western All Stars wrote:***************** JOB NUMBER # A080516 **********************
Brand Ambassador for American Bourbon distillery "Maker's Mark"
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Where was this fucking job when I was 40? We're talking top shelf hootch here! Free at that. I fit everything on the application, plus having a professional alcoholic's license, with the special hooker evaluation stamp issued by the Roppongi Bar Owner's Association.
Unfortunately I'm 200 years too old.
For free belts while promoting the product, I'd work for free. Besides only 600man with two bonuses would just put me in another tax bracket (take that Jack)!
Oh well, win some, lose some and some get rained out. There's always Happy Hour and Noriko....