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dimwit wrote:For some reason or other, recently a number of people who have talked English at me have seemed to want me to hear their confession. One old gaffer ambled up to me during Hanami season and started telling me all about how much he admired MacArthur because of the horrors of WWII, which he described in detail. I also seem to be a rape story magnet. I have lost count of the number of J-women and in a couple cases J-men who seemed to want to tell me all.
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
Iraira wrote:Yes, the free psychiatrist. Someone let the exaggerated cat out of the bag that foreigners have this long history of quickly confessing their sins, problems, fetishes, etc to each other upon meeting, "Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Iraira, and I was molested by an outboard motor when I was 10 years old."
The "I want to get divorced" housewives are funny, but sadly, that confession does not always translate into, "I want to sleep with you, now."
A guys ear is actually a woman's favorite sexual organ.
GomiGirl wrote:A big group of Americans with signs offering FREE 5 minute English conversations. I stopped and had a chat to one of them. They had little booklets with some prepared phrases like ... "favourite movies".
GomiGirl wrote:Well help may be at hand. I took these photos outside the East Exit of Shinjuku station about half an hour ago.
So this may in fact scare people off from ever asking for a free English conversation ever again.
GomiGirl wrote:
A big group of Americans with signs offering FREE 5 minute English conversations.
While I was taking photos, one guy was looking kinda suspicious
Takechanpoo wrote:Apparently new method of Mormonism's invitation.
GomiGirl wrote:Opps - sorry about that - the spelling was mine. But they were all definitely North Americans.
American Oyaji wrote:As a matter of fact, I live in Columbus, Ohio
canman wrote:I got ambushed at Yamada Denki. But it was a little different. I was looking for a new mouse, and after looking at the myriad of mouse, this nicely dressed guy came up and asked me if I what I was looking for. He looked like he could have been a worker, so I said, I wanted a cordless mouse, and he started to look for one with me. Then he started to ask me questions in English, what do I do, and how long had I been in Japan. He spoke quite well, and then he whipped out a business card stating that he is a member of the Jehovah's Witness and he invited me to go to their prayer meetings. I grabbed a mouse and took off, thanking him for his help.
tokoyama wrote:We all know that japanese people suck at speaking english but those guys [Jehovah's Witnesses] are really good at it! While i was living in Japan they did come to our gaijin dormitory pretty often...
kusai Jijii wrote:...balding salarymen fucks that come up to you in public places and ask if they can speak English AT you?...
I'm just curious, as a friend of mine tonight told one guy to fuck right off to his face tonight....
anyway, fire away....
Typhoon wrote:Your immature friend needs a much thicker skin along with a remedial course in basic manners. Probably shouldn't be in Japan in the first place.
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kusai Jijii wrote:Thanks Typhoon. In appreciation of your free 'how to live with the natives 101' advice, I'm sending you this chugen...(with 3 extra cans of coke!). Lube yourself up buddy...
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
kusai Jijii wrote:Thanks Typhoon. In appreciation of your free 'how to live with the natives 101' advice, I'm sending you this chugen...(with 3 extra cans of coke!). Lube yourself up buddy...
kusai Jijii wrote:Lifes a bitch big fella. You take what you can get.
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
Typhoon wrote:Your immature friend needs a much thicker skin along with a remedial course in basic manners.
I doubt his high opinion of himself is deserved. Probably shouldn't be in Japan in the first place.
There's no excuse for such petty rudeness unless they're trying to perform an unsolicited high colonic.
Iraira wrote:The insult would have been stronger had the dildo been measured ...
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
kusai Jijii wrote:Are you refering to my post or yours?
kusai Jijii wrote:Lifes a bitch big fella. You take what you can get.
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